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独角兽退散一客咖啡你们的咖啡慢用Hereyougo,guys.Enjoy.什么都比不上跟麻吉喝咖啡Nothingbeatsdrinkingjoewithmybro.对吧鸟哥？Right,Mordeca.
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未来天团鸟哥快来看送来了Dude!Checkitout,man!Theyrehere!什么？Whatshere?我们昨晚网购的假团服Ourfakebandt-shirtsthatweorderedfr.
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爆肝抢票大作战一客咖啡店赞啦六月天Yes.FistPump.这个赞Yeah.-Yeah.歌迷们看过来天团六月天要来白目市开唱1.istenup,pumpheads.FistPumpis.
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必杀打打开机挖挖猴挖挖猴DigChamps!鸟哥Dude.这可能是我这辈子看过最逼真精美的电玩Theseareprobablythebestgraphicsveeverseeninmylife.阿天这.
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热狗的复仇准备好要烤肉了吗？Everyonereadyforthebarbeque?准备得如何棒棒伯？Howseverythingcoming?Pops?我做了一早上的派vebeenmakingpie.
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毁灭大魔王大家注意今天要办一场生日派对Allright,listenup.We,vegotthisbirthdaypartytoday会非常忙solotstodo.Lotstodo.尚青看到鬼负责接送.
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他是我兄弟传给我同学Dude!mopen!mopen,dude!长传阿天Golong,dude.达阵Touchdown!垃圾Suckfaces!两位不要再乱了Hey,youtwo.Quitfoolin.
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还我身体来点心铺烂死了Thissucks.你什么意思？Whatsthatsupposedtomean?下一次要挑工作的时候拜托给我挑Itmeansthatthenexttimewegettopicko.
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豪华起司三明治鸟哥Mordecai?你在这里要分一半三明治吗？Oh,thereyouare.Youwanthalfofthisgrilledcheese?那是起司王的烤三明治吗？Isthatagril.
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免钱蛋糕漂亮Oh,man.鸟哥你看看Mordecai.Checkitout.在后面垃圾箱捡到的Ifounditinthetrashintheback.酷不酷啊？Isntitcool?阿天不要再去捡破烂.
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整人电话王超爆笑喂Hello?你好我是倪土水Yes,thisisImeSher.你是谁？ImeSherwho?我好高兴我不是你老妈啦msuregladIain,tJoe.
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我爱郝希丽够杂碎Allright,BeefBurrito.我再给你一次机会mgonnagiveyouonemorechance收回你刚才骂我妈的话totakebackwhatyousaidaboutm.
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前情提要也许你知道Perhapsyoumighthappentoknow也许你知道Perhapsyoumighthappentoknow苏格兰场什么时候下班whattimeScotlandYardcl.
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明白了Gotit.15岁半你已经15岁半了15-And-A-Half.Youre15-And-A-Half.Okay.宝贝听我说Honey,youknowwhat?现在已经五点半了我还在超&heart.
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“灵媒缉凶”前情提要Previously,onMedium:我为什么会梦到那些WhydidIdreamthatdream?梦到在学校Iwasatschool,Owen的妈妈隔着栅栏同他挥手andOwe.
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小姐你的阿司匹林Youraspirin,mademoiselle.我以为你已经把我忘了Iwasstartingtothinkyoudforgottenaboutme.我只是在找还在营业的药店Iwasj.
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你还好吗Youallright?没事吧Everythingokay?Allison没事吧Allison,everythingokay?这太安静了It,ssoquiet.Joe说点什么Joe,sayso.
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分电器盖？Distributorcap?跟棒球帽有啥区别？（两者都是cap）Iwouldntknowadistributorcapfromabaseballcap.老妈我又不是个该死的机械师！Mom,.
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天哪oh,mygod.太好吃了thisisgood.真的好好吃1mean.reallygood.美味啊It,sdelicious.你刚说这是什么？Whatdidyousaythiswasagain?我.
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“灵媒缉凶”前情提要PreviouslyonMedium:Doyle小姐MissDoyle.我想帮助你继续研发你的太阳能电池强化系统Iwanttohelpyoudevelopyoursolarcell.
