Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第五季第二十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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2、arried.What?我一下就听出你的声音了杰克逊IthoughtIheardyououthere.Jackson.他不得不另做打算Forcinghimtochangehisplans.我不年轻了mamiddle-agedguy.汤姆深感迷茫Tomwassearching.我不知未来的人生之路如何寻觅AndIdontknowwhatIwannadowithmylife.我们又有钱了哈雷路亚Wererichagain!Hallelujah!加布重回富人行列Gabyslifereturnedtonormal.我们又会像从前那样风光Weregonnabeusagain.TheoldCarlosan

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5、ting.客户表示同意HisClientagreed.他建议做秘帐Hesuggestasecretbankaccount.她点头赞成Sheagreed.当他叙述备选方案时Hesuggestedasecondsetofbooks.她表示应允Sheagreed.随后律师注视她眼神深处Andthenthelawyerlookeddeepintohisclientseyes作了最后的一个提议andmadeonefinalsuggestion.大大出乎她的意料Thatshewascompletelyunpreparedfor.你要我抢劫我的自己家YouwantmetoRobmyownhouse?!不完全

6、是我想请我的朋友汤尼来办当然不行Notexactly.IwasthinkingwedhiremyfriendTonytodoit.Absolutelynot.我已经同意做假账Iamallupforalittlecreativeaccounting甚至做秘帐andsomesecretbankaccounts,何必要再请小丑来假装入室buthiringsomethugtostageabreak-in?夫妻共有财产的分配是这个国家的法律Itsacommunitypropertystate,babe.奥森会拥有一半财产Orsonsgoingtogethalfofeverything,包括你的珠宝你的艺

7、术品还有古董includingyourjewelry,yourartwork,yourantiques.这么说干掉他会简单很多Wouldntitbeeasiertojusthavehimkilled?作为一个律师我不赞成这公做Asyourlawyer,Icantcondonethat.不过我有一个表弟我是开玩笑的Thatsaid,Ihaveacousin.Iwaskidding!我也是啊放松点小可爱SowasI.1.oosenup,freckles.我太不了解你了Well,Ijustneverknowwithyou.还有别叫得这么肉麻Anddontcallme,freckles.如果你不放心汤

8、尼办事1.ook,ifyourenotcomfortablewithTony,我们也可以自己来啊whydontwedothejobourselves?我打赌你带上面具一定性感极了Ibetyoudlookhotinaskimask.可恶谈话就到此为止吧Youarerepugnant,andthisconversationisover.好吧不过基于我是按小时收费Fine,butsincemchargingyouforthefullhour,为了让你觉得服务超值闭眼坐下听我道来什么我不要letmemakeitworthyourwhile.Sitdownandcloseyoureyes.What?No

9、!来吧逗我笑笑Justhumorme.Comeon.现在想象离婚后的奥森NowIwantyoutopictureOrsonafterthedivorce.拥有你一半的事业和资产Heownshalfofyourbusiness,halfofyourassets.能想像吗Youseeit?继续Goon.现在想一想他和一个骚娘们约会NowIwantyoutopictureOrsondatingsomeyoungbimbo.大胆去想吧Anddontkidyourself.他会找一个骚娘们的Hewillgetabimbo.好现在你最爱的珍珠项链Nowpictureyourfavoritestrandof

10、pearls在一个24岁骚货的乳♥沟♥之间摆动danglinginthe24-year-oldcleavageofsaidbimbo她将你罗伯特弗洛斯特的首版诗集whilesheisusing用来当杯托yourfirsteditionRobertfrostasacoaster.把你19世纪的法国水晶作烟灰缸Andyour19thcenturyFrenchcrystalvaseasanashtray.如果你能忍♥受这些我就放手Ifyoucanlivewiththat.Iwillleave.于是Andwiththat,该客户终F下了决心thecliento

11、fferedasuggestionofherown.如果破窗而入现场才更真实Weshouldprobablybreakawindowtomakeitlookmorereal.律师同意了Andthelawyeragreed.面具每家每户都能找到Masks.Youcanfindtheminanyhome.有为增加节日气氛吓唬邻居的Someareusedonceayeartoscaretheneighbors.有的做家务时能保护我们Someareneededfortheoccasionalchore.有的在周末前能帮我们修护肌肤SomeareappliedeveryotherThursday.而有一

12、种面具Thenthere,sthekindofmask有些人每天都会戴着somemenweareveryday.那就是示好的微笑It,safriendlysmile它被用以掩饰邪恶的阴谋designedtohidethemostwickedofintentions.MJ你妈妈在家吗Hey,M.J,isyourmomhome?她和杰克逊在家里聊天ShesinsidetalkingtoJackson.是吗Really?你觉得杰克逊人怎么样So.whatdoyouthinkofJackson?我喜欢他他常给我买♥♥连环画Ilikehim.Hebuysmecomicbook

13、s.是啊他是个好人Yeah,hesagoodguy.他在酒吧起火那晚Hewasverybravethatnight表现得很英勇duringthatfireatthenightclub.他跟你提过火灾吗Doesheevertalkaboutthatfire.提过那晚看到什么人吗Oranybodyhesawthatnight?警♥察♥来问过话了吗Havethepolicestoppedbytoaskhimanyquestions?如果他们来了告诉我为什么Iftheydo,wouldyouletmeknow?Why?我要保证他们对杰克逊的态度是友善的Well.Iwanna

14、makesuretheyrebeingnicetoourfriendJackson,他可是个好人,causehessuchagoodguy.多漂亮的花瓶啊Itissuchastunningpiece.简约优雅你不觉得吗Itssimpleandelegant.Dontyouthink?我知道很贵Imean,Iknowitwasexpensive,但美丽是不能用价格衡量的对不对butyoucantputapricetagonbeauty.AmIright?要被是你老爸发现了SowhendaddyfindsouthowmuchIspent,你能不能帮我挡挡woulditbeokayifIusedyo

15、uasahumanshield?应该先试试你才行Youknow,Ishouldreallygetyoutested.妈今天和希瑟玩得好吗Mom?Hey!DidyouhaveafunplaydatewithHeather?她有个四柱顶蓬床我也想要一个Shesgotacanopybed.Iwantone.我们才给你买♥♥了新床一年还不到呢Wejustboughtyouabed.Itsnotevenayearold.我不喜欢了我想要在天蓬下睡觉Idontlikeitanymore.Iwannasleepunderacanopy.那你去和希瑟一起去住吧因为我不会给你买♥♥ThengomoveinwithHeather,causeI