So Help Me Todd《帮帮我托德（2022）》第二季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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2、ushouldgo你真该去静修一下什么的弄清楚自己到底是谁onaretreatorsomething,figureoutwhoyoureallyare.一起吃晚餐以为你这辈子都说不出口呢Dinner?Ithoughtyoudneverask.你拿回执照了我回归了Yougotyourlicense.Yeah.mback.维加斯今晚如何私奔那种吗Vegas?Whatabouttonight?1.ike,elope?她去维加斯了别去机场ShewenttoVegas.Dontgototheairport明天一早在SeeyoufirstthingMondaymorning克莱斯特弗丁和莱特见atCres

3、t,Folding&Wright.哈里冰岛太可怕了Harry?Icelandwashorrible.早安波特兰J,A.M.Portland./早上好波特兰Goodmorning,Portland.我是詹姆斯布勒mJamesBoule.我是詹妮弗吉诺拉早上好AndmJenniferGianola.Goodmorning.早上好Goodmorning.当然好Itcertainlyis.再会真好Toodle-oo.Thatsexcellent.在我们开始前我想说Beforewecontinue,dliketosay.我天詹姆斯Oh,myGod!James!太阳晒屁♥股♥了

4、公主Riseandshine,princess.Oh.我真是习惯不了你这发型Wow.Iamnevergettingusedtothathair.感觉我面对的是个替补艾莉森FeellikemdealingwithalternateAllison.Iam我就是替补艾莉森什么alternateAllison.Wha?!搞什么啊你居然把塔可包装What?YouleftTacoTrap就给我丢地板上了wrappersonmyfloor?哪有紧张啥啊What?Relax.至少还能弄清垃坂Atleastyoucanevendistinguishbetweentrash至少你还能弄清垃圾Atleastyouc

5、anevendistinguishbetweentrash和你新公♥寓♥地板的区别andthefloorofyournewapartment.城♥堡♥我的新城♥堡♥Castle.Mynewcastle.如果你不喜欢这你可以很轻松的回到妈那里去住Andifyoudontlikeithere,youcaneasilygobacktoMoms,或者不那么轻松的跟杳克夏婚然后回到他那里去ornotsoeasily,undoyourdivorceandgobacktoChuck.谢谢你箕是太支持我了Thankyou.Th

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7、再谈这事了Idontwanttotalkaboutit,引用你的原话我只在这andletmejustquoteyouandsay,monlygonnabehere住几晚afewnights.嘿你的车♥库♥是空的Hey,yourgaragewasempty,可我给你住的可是高档沙发房♥andyetIamgivingyouprimecouchrealestate.这沙发闻起来股死人味儿Thiscouchsmellslikedeath.可千万别死在这张沙发上Donotdieonthatcouch.这沙发17块钱呢Thatcouchwas$17.这沙发17块钱

8、呢Thatcouchwas$17.好我这就换衣服Allright,Iamgoingtogetchanged,去跑个步听听我的播客goingonarun,listeningtomypodcast.6000种方法制胜联调局探员吗6,000WaystoOutsmarttheFBI?超赞的Itsamazing.然后我就要去上班了Andthenmzippingofftowork.所以早上好So,goodmorning,不要用那个水槽把那扇窗打开dontusethatsinkoropenthatwindow.下午好再见Goodafternoontoyouandgoodbye.你到底怎么了Whathasgo

9、ttenintoyou?怎么一副爽朗热心的样子Whyareyousochipperandgungho?因为我有个计划BecauseIhaveaplan.玛格丽特Psst,Margaret.弗朗西Oh,Francey!救命来了1.ifesaver.Oh.我的天哪GoodGodalmighty.我知道你好Iknow.Hello.What.我知道你好Iknow.Hello.What.周末过的不错哈So,longweekend,huh?成为冠名合伙人感觉一定很好吧Mustbenicetobenamepartner.Ah.等等你是一直待在格斯那吗Wait,wereyouatGus,placethiswh

10、oletime?是是Yes.Yes!简直棒极寸Itwasamazing.室A生AWaitaminute.Waitaminute.我需要进里面去躲会Ijustneedtoduckinhereforasecond.Okay.早上好米丽森特Goodmorning,Millicent.天你看上去Wow.Youlooklikehell.我知道Oh.Iknow.好吧但你不觉得Um,okay,butdon,tyouthink我们需要谈谈吗weneedtotalkabout,youknow?是是是Oh.Yes,yes,yes.好吧你进我公♥寓♥Okay,so,didyouseehi

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12、year.我就在这呢啊mrighthere.所以弗朗西So,Francey,Uh-huh.你看到他的时候whenyousawhim-哈里他在干嘛呢Harry-whatwashedoing?吸尘吸尘Vacuuming.Vacuuming?!对在我的公♥寓♥里Yes.Inmyapartment?还在烤司康司刚Andbakingscones?Scons?司康Scones.他是要干嘛啊Oh.Wh-Whatishedoing?不行你坐下一趟Ah-ah.Takethenextone.你不能永远I可避他吧Youcantavoidhimforever.RATION既然他可以离开我I

13、fhecanwalkoutonme,我也可以离开他Icanwalkoutonhim.可他为什么还在那啊Whyishestillthere?他为什么就不能自己离开呢Whywonthejustgoaway?你告诉格斯了吗DidyoutellGus?没有No!Oh,yeah,its.我谁都没告诉Itoldnoone.你也不许说Andyouwont,either.我刚找回自己的生活Ihavejustgottenmylifebacktogether.我可不会弗朗西你给我拿的衣服AndIamnotgoingtojust.Francey,everything怎久都这么奢华啊对啊thatyoubroughti

14、sjustsofancy.Yes.因为你10点有个Becauseyouhaveyournamepartner冠名合伙人欢迎早餐welcomebreakfastat10:00.什么我天我忘的一干二净What?1Oh,my.Icompletelyforgot.把你的丝巾给我Okay,givemeyourscarf.好吧所以Okay,so,你没跟哈里说话没youdidnttalktoHarry?No.我就点头打了个招呼然后就拜拜了Inoddedhelloandgoodbye.Uh-huh.他很忙忙着清理猫窝呢Hewasbusy.cleaningoutthecatbox.我没有猫Oh.Idonthaveacat.现在有了Well,youdonow.你好Hello.你好Hello.他还养了猫Hegotacat?他是怎么想的啊Whatwashethinking?我的名字上墙了吗Ismynameonthewallyet?好吧做标牌的那家Oh.Oh,okay,well,so,therewasaprintingerror出现了一个打印错误withthesign-maker,and-atypo-不知怎么搞的他们把你名字的前两个字母印上了andsomehow,theytookthefirstt