The Simpsons《辛普森一家》第三十五季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

《The Simpsons《辛普森一家》第三十五季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx》由会员分享，可在线阅读，更多相关《The Simpsons《辛普森一家》第三十五季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx（22页珍藏版）》请在第壹文秘上搜索。

1、辛普森一家第三十五季第十五集老谋子酒吧希望你们这帮二货喝得开心Ireallyhopeyouchumpsarehappy,就因为你们我早上6点就得开门causeIhadtoopenupat6:00a.M.here.谢r老谋子Thankyou,Moe.还得感谢职业橄榄球Andthankyou,profootball,每年都要去伦敦打几场烂比赛forplayingyourworstgameseveryyearin1.ondon.是啊比赛开始太早了Yeah,thegamesstartsoearly,这样我们就可以在周日的早上执行上帝的意志nowwecanspendSundaymorningasGodi

2、ntended-不去教堂notinchurch!而旦还带着前一晚的宿醉Andstilldrunkfromlastnight.欢迎回到温布利体育场WelcomebacktoWembleyStadium目前中场休息比分情况wherethescoreattheinterval杰克森威尔猛虎队25分isJacksonvilleJaguars25,布法罗威廉斯队0分BuffaloWilliamsnil.哎呀我押了100磅猛虎队赢0h,boy,Igot100quidontheJag-u-ars,我甚至都不知道相当于多少美元andIdontevenknowhowmuchthatis.我一直支持布法罗mBuf

3、faloalltheway.押了10先令加6先令原文两者为同一含义Tenbob,sixshillings,baby.我也算是涉猎十分广泛了Youknow.Ivedabbledinalotofanonymouses但从来没赌博过butnevergambling.我一直觉得下注什么的都是高端人士做的Ialwaysthoughtbettingwasforclassacts,比如詹姆斯邦德彼得罗斯还有秘书like,uh,JamesBondorPeteRoseorSecretariat.试试看呗谋瑟夫Whydontyougiveitatry,Moseph?对啊下一场比赛下个小注Yeah,makeonel

4、ittlebetonthenextgame.巴尔的摩对底特律Baltimore-Detroit.小赌怡情Itsharmlessfun.好吧那我就押一美元试试Uh,uh,allright,IguessIcouldbetabuck反正也不会损失太多Thatsnothingtogettooworkedupabout.小费海象下注网这海象挺富有啊Thewalrushashisownmoney.今天我们来到巴尔的摩AndweareunderwayhereinBaltimore,渡鸦队对阵底特律狮了队马上开赛astheRavenstakeontheDetroit1.ions.观赏橄榄球的好天气Beauti

5、fuldayforfootball.底特律得分.andDetroitscores!巴尔的摩扳平比分Baltimoretiesitup!底特律踢球得分Detroitkickisgood.巴尔的摩达阵得分TouchdownBaltimore!底特律反超比分.andDetroitiscomingback.巴尔的摩再次领先Baltimoreretakesthelead.这比赛真的太激烈了Man,thisgamecouldgoeitherway.底特律队员受伤Detroitplayerinjured.巴尔的摩显现颓势Baltimorejustmightpullitout.我的天我要赢Oh,myGOd,I

6、mgonnawin!原来我一直都是赢家TurnsoutIwasawinnerallmylife.这怎么回事Oh,butwhatsthis?底特律最后时刻得分Detroitscoresalast-secondsafety狮子队获胜andthe1.ionsarevictorious.谁得了啥然后什么胜rDe-whoscoresanun-whatandthewheresarewha-torious?天啊不走运啊老谋Geez.Toughluck,Moe.你输了Youlost.去你的吧巴耳地摩Damnyou,Baity-more!你们这帮没把儿的废物Youcrab-infestedEdgarAllanP

7、oe-munchers!别激动老谋Uh,calmdown,Moe.就输了一美元而已嘛Itwasjustadollar.对你来说是一美元Toyouitwasjustadollar!对我来说是整整一块钱懂吗Tomeitwasawholesimoleon!Allright?!滚出去都给我滚Getthehelloutofhere!Allofyouse!关门了Barsclosed!走了走了你也滚衰鬼Wereleaving!-You,too,Slumpo!衰鬼Slumpo?这声听着可不秒啊1dontlikethesoundofthatsquish.伙计们拉里不会是.Guys,Ithink1.arry,s.

8、死了吧.dead.哀荣殡仪馆我们会在你走之前挽留你我不明白为什么我们要来这里Idontknowwhywehadtocomehere.葬礼太蠢了Funeralsarestupid.你们都不用来我的葬礼Youreallexcusedfromcomingtomine.好极了那天我正好有事Good.Ihadsomethingthatdayanyway.那天我其实没事Ididnthaveanythingthatday.侯默你必须表达敬意Homie,youhavetopayyourrespects.你和拉里在一起的时间比和自己孩子的还要长Youspentmoretimewith1.arrythanyour

9、ownkids.那完全不是真的Thatsnottrueatall.谁是我的好闺蜜我最喜欢的学科是什么Who,smybestfriend?Whatsmyfavoritesubject?这个世界上我最敬仰谁WhodoIadmiremostintheworld?我儿岁r我的自行车是什么颜色HowoldamI?AndWhatcolorsmybike?过过麦片三兄弟里的二师兄Pass.Pass.CracklefromSnap,二师兄流行乐Crackle,andPop.过问题有坑Pass.Andtrickquestion-你明明是滑滑板youhaveaskateboard.瀚说过的那些问题竟然神奇地大快人

10、心Huh.mstrangelycomfortedbythepasses.拉里天哪人走茶凉Wow,lightturnout.真图兴你们都能来msogladyouguyscouldmakeit.怎么能不来呢Howcouldwenot?拉里一直在身边1.arrywas.around.我们就这么扔点钱进这个零钱罐吗Sowejustthrowsomemoneyintothistipjarhere?多少钱合适一块五块Whatstherightamount?One?Five?一块吗One?这得要点时间了Thisisgonnatakeawhile.要不要闯几个葬礼现场Wanttocrashafewfunera

11、ls?我已经穿好小裙子了Eh,malreadywearingadress.正如你独自远航Soasyousailalone穿过如红酒般暗黑的永恒之海crossthewine-darkseasofeternity,你将在我们心中留下更深刻的痕迹youshallremainevermoreinourhearts.啊息吧我长毛的朋友Yarr-I-P,myfeatheredfriend.你总说你想要一个这个宝莉Youalwayssaidthatyouwantedoneofthese,Polly.现在你有了Andnowyouhaveone.快看我丽莎Checkmeout,1.is!我在抬棺mbearing

12、pall!尤妮斯阿姨你看着我们经历r这么多AuntEunice,yousawusthroughsomuch,胜利与悲伤triumphandsorrow,让我们感到安慰的是你自然死于九十二高龄anditsacomforttoknowthatyoudiedat92ofnaturalcauses.自然死亡Naturalcauses?她很明显死于疫苗Sheclearlydiedfromthevaccine!你闭嘴小罗伯特F昆比Youshutup,RobertF.QuimbyJr.!你是这个家族的耻辱Youreanembarrassmenttothisfamily.那说明了很多事情Andthatssay

13、ingalot!抱歉我来晚了Sorrymlate.Uh.今天我们送谁走Whoarewedoingtoday?一位游迹于老谋子酒馆的悲伤秃头酒鬼好Asad,baldingdrunkwhohungoutatMoe,s.-Gotit.侯默辛普森是这个社区里受人爰戴的支柱HomerSimpsonwasabelovedpillarofthiscommunity.他以为你死了做点什么啊Hethinksyoudied.Dosomething.为什么他在说我好话Why?Hessayingnicethings.你就没叫过我支柱Younevercallmeapillar.他没死吗你确定吗He,snot?Areyo

14、usure?而兑回来Uh.anyhoo,拉里的老母亲有几句话想说说andnowafewwordsfrom1.arrysmother,艾丽斯达林珀IrisDalrymple.我的拉里斯一直说起他的好朋友们Well,my1.awrencealwaystalkedabouthisbestfriends,那些在老谋子酒馆的伙计们thefellowsatMoesTavern.要是他们可以上来分享一些Itwouldwarmmyheartiftheycameup和我儿子的美好回忆我会很宽慰的andsharedfondmemoriesofmyson.我不说话你们说mnottalking.Youtalk.我都不

15、认识他没人认识Ididntknowhim.-Noonedid.你的凳子离得最近Yourstoolwasclosest.或许你们谁可以说说拉里对钓鱼的爰好Perhapsoneofyoucouldtalkabout1.arry,sloveoffishing.有一次我们去那个超赞的钓鱼湖Uh,uh,onetime,wewenttothisgreatfishinglake.湖钓鱼1.akeFish.是的钓鱼湖里面全是Oh,yeah.Fish1.akewasfullof.鱼.fish.你们猜谁总能钓到最大的鱼Youknowwhoalwayscaughtthebiggestfish?谁啊谁Who?Who?我