ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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15、ethingbadgoesdown,Iworemysharpestrings.这个能把你撕碎Thisonewilltearyouup.图书馆服务部门副主任TammySwanson你好嗨Hello?Hi.我是LeslieKnope我稍早打过电♥话♥mLeslieKnope.Icalledalittlewhileago.你还真有脸在这露面啊Youhavealotofnerveshowingyourfacehere.你什么意思Excuseme?你一共有$3的还书逾期罚款小姐Youhaveoverduebookfeestotaling$3,missy.这也太典型了我该知道你会用这种下三滥的Thatissotypical.Ishouldhaveknownyoudusealowblow,肮脏的狗屎手段不是dirtypoolBSmove