ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第三季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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2、以开市政厅躲避球联赛WecouldhaveaCityHalldodgeballleague!我先选队员我选的就是RonIhavefirstpick,andmypickisRon.好主意接着来吧Greatidea!Keepemcoming.现在如果有谁乐意加入我我会倒着Now,ifanybodywouldliketojoinme,Iwillberunningbackwards跑上沃尔玛背后的大IIIupthebighillbehindtheWalmart.别恐慌但污水部的Joe刚刚用眼睛解开了你的胸罩Dontfreakout,butJoefromSewagejustunhookedyourbra

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4、加厕所聚会呢whydontyoucomeondowntotheToiletParty?那是我们叫污水部的外号♥ThatswhatwecalltheSewageDepartment.很好行Great.Okay.喜欢这个背影1.ikingtheview.还是有一套Joe-不你没有Stillgotit,Joe.-No,youdont.公园与游憩公园与游憩第3季第10集第3季第10集Christopher有空吗Christopher.Gotasecond?哦嘿RonOh,hey,Ron.你看过去12年里每天我吃的都是食堂供应的汉堡1.isten.veeatenacommissaryham

5、burgerforluncheverydayfor12years.我只想保证这个毫无意义的健康改革不会影响Ijustwantedtomakesurethispointlesshealthcrusadewontaffect我工作中唯一喜欢的部分theonlypartofmyjobthatIlike.哦不那些汉堡要没了Oh,no,thosehamburgersaregone.红肉可能造成反应迟钝心脏病甚至性无能Redmeatcancausesluggishness,heartdisease,evenimpotence.对我有相反的作用Hastheoppositeeffectonme.你试过火鸡汉堡

6、吗Youevertriedaturkeyburger?是烤牛肉汉堡里夹个油炸火鸡腿吗Isthatafriedturkeyleginsideagrilledhamburger?如果是的话吃过很不错Ifso,yes.Delicious.火鸡汉堡你用瘦的火鸡肉饼Aturkeyburger.Youtakelean,groundturkeymeat.代替红肉来做汉堡youmakethatintoaburgerinsteadofredmeat.为什么有人会这么对自己Whywouldanyonedothattothemselves?如果我告诉你我可以做个火鸡汉堡WhatifItoldyouthatIcoul

7、dmakeaturkeyburger味道比你吃过的任何其他汉堡还好呢thattastesbetterthananyotherburgeryouveeverhad?接受挑战今日晚些时候院内厨艺比拼Challengeaccepted.Cook-offlatertodayinthecourtyard.如果我赢r汉堡继续在食堂供应IfIwin,hamburgersremaininthecommissary.如果我赢了会怎样WhatdoIgetifIwin?最珍贵的荣耀赢过我RonSwansonTherarestjewelofall.Victoryoverme,RonSwanson.我喜欢Iliketh

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9、someideasforthehealthinitiative.哦行啊要不我待会儿路过Oh,okay.HowaboutIswingbylater然后我们就你知道我们把所有点子过一遍andwe,lljust,youknow,wellgoovereverything?或者我们下班后出去Orwecouldgooutafterwork.你知道去JJ餐厅之类吃一口Youknow,gotoJ.J.sorsomething,grababite?呃我觉得我不行Um,Idon,tthinkIcan.但我们要不待会儿聊就在这栋楼里Butwhydontwejusttalkaboutitlater,inthisbui

10、lding?嗯好吧Okay?Allright.但你很棒而且你也有很棒的点子而且.But,you,regreat.Andyouhavegreatideas.And.呃Uh.拜Bye.拜宝贝Bye,babe.嘿我为了那个健康事情带来了这个胆固醇检测套装Hey,Ibroughtthischolesteroltestingkitforthehealththing.好的我们来吧Okay,letsdoit.所以我邀请Ben出去吃饭他说了不So,IaskedBenouttodinnerandhesaidno.什么-是啊What?-Yeah.他看起来真的很喜欢你他具体说的什么呢Heseemedreallyin

11、toyou.Whatdidhesayexactly?他就像“哈啥嗯呃拜”Hewaslike,Huh?What?Aeh?Uh.Bye.然后他走进了不是他的办公室Andthen,hewalkedintoanofficethatwasnthis.你知道吗如果他不想跟你出去他就是疯了Youknowwhat?Ifhedoesn,twanttogooutwithyou,hesnuts.你太棒了外面还有一百万个其他男人呢Youreawesome,andtheresamillionotherguysoutthere.我最近只是约会了一堆人就很开心了Ihavebeenhavingsomuchfunjustdat

12、ingabunchofpeople.我知道啊你刚刚在外面聊的那个家伙是谁啊Iknow.Whowasthatguyyouweretalkingtooutthere?而且还亲上了Andthenalsokissing?我妈了个小龙虾啊刺得真的很疼Iwas.Craponacrayfish.Thatreallystings.我还没扎你呢Ihaventprickedyou,yet.哦对不起我就是想象了一下Oh,sorry.Iwasjustpicturingit.你知道吗可能你应该拓宽一下眼界Youknowwhat?Maybeyouneedtocastawidernet.你想过网上约会吗Haveyoutho

13、ughtaboutInternetdating?真的吗我觉得那不适合我啊你这个恶魔Really?Idon,tthinkthatsforme.Ah!Youreamonster.还是没扎呢Stillhaventdoneit,yet.要不这样我帮你注册个账号♥会很好玩的Youknowwhat?llhelpyousetupaprofile.Itllbefun.是的是啊我们来吧好很好庆幸已经结束了Allright.Yeah,letsdoit.Okay.Good.mgladthatsover.不还没有Oh,itsnot.去你♥妈♥的♥AnnFucky

14、ou,Ann!到底谁是Forp啊WhothehellisForp?我不知道我没听清他说啥Idontknow.Icouldntreallyhearhim.听起来他的名字就是ForpItsoundedlikehisnamewasForp.记下号♥码了-没Gethisnumber?-No.好姑娘Goodgirl.RonSwansonAprilLudgateRonSwanson.AprilLudgate.嘿我IE准备去一下Grain,NSimpleHey,mjustgonnapopovertoGrainNSimple给我的汉堡买♥♥最棒的食材你们要来吗toge

15、ttheverybestingredientsformyburger.Doyouwannacome?啥是GrainNSimpleWhatisGrainNSimple?是个健康食品商店It,sahealthfoodstore.Pawnee才没有健康食品商店Pawneedoesnthaveahealthfoodstore.不但Snerling有开车只要40分钟No,butSnerlingdoes.Anditsonlya40-minutedrive.你来干什么AndyWhatareyoudoing,Andy?我在给擦鞋摊买♥♥更健康的零食mgettinghealthiersnacksfortheshoeshinestand.Chri