ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、TomTom!我想让你重新设计我们公园部的logoIwouldlikeyoutoredesignourParksdepartmentlogo.现在为止还挺酷Soundscoolsofar.重新思考我们的视觉品牌用上这几个词Rethinkourvisualbrand,takethesewords,然后做出很棒的东西andmakesomethingamazing.所以你说的是要我换个新字体对吧Soyouresayingyouwantmetochooseanewfont?是的本质上就是要让你换个新字体Yes,essentiallydlikeyoutochooseanewfont.Jerry我任命你为

2、新字体项目二号♥人物Jerry,Iammakingyoumynumber-twoguyonthenewfontproject.别啊那离我太近了我们让他当三号♥Comeon,thatstooclose.Letsmakehimanumber-three.很公平Jerry你是三号♥Fairenough.jerry,yourenumberthree.只有我们两个人啊Theresonlytwoofus.他在这个部门呆很久了Hehasbeeninthisdepartmentalongtime.我觉得你可能会从他身上学到什么Ithinkmaybeyoucouldle

3、arnsomethingfromhim.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第8集第4季第8集研究显示我们的公园Ourresearchshowsthatourpark一年能吸引5000名游客willdraw5,000visitorsayear,我希望这是有史以来设计过最棒的最令人惊叹的最有趣的公园andIwantthistobethemostamazing,awe-inspiring,fun-filledparkeverconceived.确切来讲这个公园有多大呢Nowhowbigisthepark,exactly?0.000003Itis.000003平方英里squaremiles.约77.7平方米最

4、近Pawnee最后剩下的电♥话♥亭被拆掉了Recently,thelastremainingtelephoneboothsinPawneeweretorndown,在那块混凝土上我创造了Pawnee最新的旅游胜地andonthatpatchofconcrete,IamcreatingPawneesnewesttouristattraction.印第安纳最小的公园ThesmallestparkinIndiana.现在持有这个称号♥的Thetitleiscurrentlyheld是Terryville的小马丁路德金公园byMartinLutherKing,

5、Jr.ParkinTerryville,但你猜怎么着butguesswhat?Terryville烂轮胎还有马丁路德-Terryvillesucksoldcartires,andsodoesMartinLuther-不他不是烂轮胎No,hedoesnotsuckoldcartires.他是历史上最伟大的人之一Hewasoneofthegreatestmeninhistory.对不起有时我好胜心太强了msorry.SometimesIgetcompetitive.社区方面有任何阻力吗Hastherebeenanyresistancefromthecommunity?不完全没有No,notatal

6、l.它小到我们根本不需要做环境影响报告It,ssosmallwedontevenneedtodoanenvironmentalimpactreport.它很便宜对小镇有好处It,sinexpensive,itbenefitsthetown,完全没有弊端it,satotalslamdunk.你们俩你们一起合作项目的时候Youtwo,whenyouworkonaprojecttogether,就是很棒aresimply,amazing.今天干得漂亮greatjobtoday.哎呀这些课程看起来都好棒Man,alltheseclasseslookamazing.我选不了Icantchoose.他们把

7、这个叫做“选购阶段”Theydothisthingcalledashoppingperiod,你想试听多少节课都可以whereyoucanjustsampleasmanyclassesasyouwant.真的吗-是啊Really?-Yeah.体育与社会SportsandSociety.物理科学PhysicalScience.速成课”撞击课程”吗Acrashcourse?是啊但不是你想的那个Yeah,butitsnotwhatyouthink.哦Oh.我大学没毕业因为我没有去上”Ididnotgraduatecollege,becauseIdidnotattendit,但我试着进步一下butmt

8、ryingtoimprovemyself所以我就从上门课开始somgonnastartbytakingjustoneclass.如果你要上一门大学课程Ifyouregonnatakeacollegecourse,Andrew你应该探索一门新的学科Andrew,youshouldexploreanewsubject.拓宽你的视野Broadenyourhorizons.呃视野很蠢永远不要拓宽视野Eh.horizonsaredumb.Neverbroadenyourhorizons.是Yup.就找一门你已经擅长的然后拿个简单的AJusttakesomethingyouregreatatandgeta

9、neasy,A,r.无意冒犯Ron但April的方式听起来简单多了Nooffense,Ron,butAprilswaysoundswayeasier.吉他入门Guitarforbeginners.我看重好的教育Ivalueagoodeducation,所以我不想看到Andy在大学里浪费时间soIdontwanttoseeAndywastehistimeincollege.在我的同事里他是少数几个我不积极反对的之一OfaIlmycoworkers,heisoneofasmallnumberwhomIdonotactivelyrootagainst.呃看看我啊如此多愁善感Ugh,thereIgog

10、ettingallsappy.嘿-嘿Hey.-Hey.所以我大概有九件要和你说的事情So,IhaveaboutninethingsIneedtotalktoyouabout.第一件是剪彩仪式Thefirstistheribbon-cuttingceremony.你知道谁会带剪刀吗Doyouknowwhosbringingscissors?因为我都说不清有多少个仪式因为人们没带剪刀而毁掉了BecauseIcannottellyouhowmanyceremoniesgetderailedwhenpeopledontbringscissors.第二件-好嗯听着Numbertwo-Right.Um,l

11、isten.我实际上很高兴你在这儿mactuallygladyourehere.哦是么Oh,yeah?这个项目结束后我会把精力放在其他部门Afterthisprojectfinishes,mgonnafocusonotherdepartments减少我在公园娱乐部的时间了andcutdownmytimewithParksandRec.什么What?嗯你看我是说我们试过起相处Well,look,Imean,wetriedhangingouttogether,我们试过一起工作然后就Wetriedworkingtogether,anditjust.让我很难受Bumsmeout.不不不我们只是在磨合N

12、o,no,no.We,rejustworkingoutthekinks.你不需要减少和我一起的时间Youdon,tneedtodecreaseyourtimewithme.实际上你需要增加和我一起的时间Infact,youneedtoincreaseyourtimewithme.你需要多和我共处Youneedtospendmoretimewithme.有道理吧我觉得是Thatmakesense?Ithinkitdoes.不Leslie不听我说No,Leslie,no,listentome.最小公园项目结束后AfterTheSmallestParkwrapsup,我会请Chris来接管公园娱乐部

13、事务IamgoingtoaskChristotakeoverallParksandRecbusiness.好吗Okay?好-行Okay.-Allright.嗯抱歉失陪了Well,ifyoullexcuseme,我需要查明一些超大仪式用剪刀的所在之处了Ineedtoascertainthewhereaboutsofsomeoversizedceremonialscissors.我一I-那些是我的钢笔和铅笔Thosearemypensandpencils.你知道你看我觉得ComicSans总是在尖叫着“有趣”Youknow,see,IthinkthatComicSansalwaysscreamsf

14、un.对吧Right?但伙计Helvetica里的那些T它们就But,man,those,rsinHelvetica,they,rejust,你知道对我来说真的跳脱youknow,like,reallypoppingforme.我这辈子都没有这么无聊过veneverbeenmoreboredinmyentirelife.谁在乎字母啊Whocaresaboutletters?唯一好的字体是黑道家族那个TheonlygoodfontistheSopranosone,里面的T是手♥枪♥wherethe,risapistol.我们想大一点人们来吧1.etsthinkbigg

15、er,people,comeon.一个全部门从头到尾的改造如何呢Whataboutatop-to-bottommakeoverfortheentiredepartment?我说的是新制♥服♥新标识新的配色方案mtalkingnewuniforms,newsignage,newcolorscheme.一种全新的性感的气氛Awhole,new,sexyvibe.我不知道啊1dontknow.这真的不是Chris要我们做的事情ThisreallyisntwhatChrisaskedustodo.你知道或许我们该坚持任务本身Youknow,maybeweshouldjuststicktotheassignment.酷哦JerryCool,