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1、摩登家庭ModernFamilySeason11Episode14Part3能让他们更坚强地Ittoughensthemupforthings面对成年人都会经历的事thatweallgothroughinadulthood.老爸赢了Daddywins!第1季第6集相信奇迹吗Doyoubelieveinmiracles?!美♥利&hearts座♥万岁美利Usa!Us-不Oh,no!上帝啊Oh,geez!天啊刚刚那是什么Oh,my-Whatwasthat?-是个人吗-我没事-Wasthatapersonthatfell-mgood!爸爸Dad?!老爸接招Hey,Dad,

2、thinkfast.第3季4集你是不是有点儿过于Arentyoubeingalittle第9季第3集哪有什么不测Butthisisntanemergen-第3季第10集现在有了Nowitl-I-I-I-is!确实我已经尝不出咸味了不过Imean,sure,Icannolongertastesalt,but我知道他们会有磕磕碰碰Iknowthattheyregoingtogetbumpsandbruises,但我指的是心灵创伤butmtalkingaboutpsychologicalscars.我自己就有过那种经历Ivehadsomeexperiencewiththatmyself.惊喜啊啊啊S

3、urpri-第2季第13集不u202dNo!不不No!u202dNo!对不起msorry!什么都没发生Nothingshappening!我的天啊Oh,myGod!她至今仍很受伤Itstillhauntsher.听了别尴尬不过她至今Nottobeweird,butshestillwon,tletme都不让我在做♥爱♥时提你们的名字mentionyournameswhileweremakinglove.好吧Okay.瞧瞧啊Well,well,well.是的瞧瞧啊Yes,well,well,well.看来你的感冒好多了Iseeyourcoldisbetter.后来发现我

4、只是有一点过敏啦Turnsoutitwas,like,anallergy.thing.胡娇的大丹狗呢AndPepper,sGreatDanes?你知道它们是大型犬Oh,uh,well,youknow,theyrebigdogs.它们没有那么长的寿命They-Um,andtheydont,uh,uh,livelong.所以它们Sotheyre-它们死了theyredead.你一定以为我是弗雷德里克苏厄德ImustlooklikeFrederickSeward在收♥购♥阿♥拉♥斯加duringtheAlaskaPurchase,显然你以为你怎

5、么忽悠我都会买♥♥单because,apparently,youthinkthatllbuyanything.歌♥洛莉亚好吧Gloria,okay,okay.抱歉抱歉我们对你说谎了Weres-we,resorry-weresorryweliedtoyou,但假如这能让你感觉好些butifitmakesyoufeelanybetter,朗吉尼斯给你拍了一张很美的照片Longinustookthisreallygreatphotoofyou就是你去夏奇拉演唱会那晚attheShakiraconcertthenight你得了红眼病不能去莉莉的单簧管独奏会th

6、atyoumissedLilysclarinetrecitalbecauseofpinkeye.看来你一直在等着对我会心一击Iseethatyouvebeenwaitingtospringthatattackonme,像新奥尔良战役中的安德鲁杰克逊那样justlikeAndrewJacksonintheBattleofNewOrleans.我得一直听她这么说话了吗Isthismylifenow?我去趟卫生间mgonnausetherestroom.你们赶紧点个桌边烤土豆Willsomeoneorderthetable-sidebakedpotatoes?来这吃的一半原因就是为了看烤土豆表演Im

7、ean,thatshalfofwhyyoucomehere-fortheshow.公共厕所Publicrestroom,huh?真可惜他不能去自己车里解决私人问题Shamehecantgointheprivacyofhisowncar.确实房♥车里确实有卫生间It,strue.TheRVdoeshaveabathroom.还有嵌死的咖啡机Andabolted-downMr.Coffee,防熊的底盘食品箱bear-proofundercarriagefoodbins.你觉得车已经跑过多少公里了Andhowmanymileswouldyousayisonit?等等Wait!你居然要把

8、她在同城网站上卖♥♥掉YouresellingheronCraigslist?甚至用的照片还很难看Andthisisntevenagoodpicture!她这一面不上相Thisisherbadside!我懂房♥车的价值克莱尔Hey,look,IgetthevalueofanRV,Claire.加州有那么多自然美景值得探索ThereissomuchnaturalbeautytoexplorehereinCalifornia.黄金之州TheGoldenState!你不是真的想反悔搬去密苏里吧Areyoureallytryingtogetoutofmovin

9、gtoMissouri?不是No,no!听起来我们需要密苏里妥协案SoundslikewhatweneedisaMissouriCompromise.歌♥洛莉亚你在给外公的土豆蒂尼下药吗Gloria,areyoudruggingGrandpasPotato-tini?你也看到他腰都直不起来了Yousawhowbentoverheis.不知道为什么他很怕吃药Forsomereason,hesscaredofpills,我不能再看着他疼下去了andIcantwatchhimsufferanymore.我真讨厌餐厅用可爱的卫生间标识Ihateitwhentheygetcutewitht

10、hebathroomsigns.为什么薯条代表女士WhywouldFrenchfriesmeanladies烤土豆代表男士andbakedpotatogents?给其中一个小人加条裙子不就得了Justthrowoneofthemintoaskirt.爸So,uh,Dad,歌♥洛莉亚说你不肯吃背痛药Gloriasaysthatyouwonttakepillsforyourback?现在人人都要说我了吗Igottogetthisfromallsidesnow?我不喜欢那些药给我的影响行吗Idontlikewhattheydotome,alright?它们让我觉得特别Theymakem

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12、e.看土豆宝宝霍利1.ook,SpuddyHolly!他就要唱这些了对吧Hejustaboutsaiditall,didnthe?J加扇贝去油炸裹上洋葱JJScalloped,fried,lyonnaise.JJ土豆屋的土豆好吃疯JJSpudspotatoesamazeJ四片他没事吧Fourpills?Ishegonnabeokay?他没事的Hecanhandleit.爸爸可是从八十年代的衣柜界活下来了Dadlivedthroughtheclosetsceneinthe80s.我也是SodidI.天啊他在和莉莉和迪兰说话Oh,myGod.HestalkingtoLilyandDylan!我才是

13、迪兰mDylan.兰迪你让我想起了年轻时的我Youknow,Randy,youremindmeofayoungme,和一位越南美女在胡志明市游荡prowlingSaigonwithaVietnamesebeauty.我常去一个酒吧我们走吧-TherewasthisonebarIusedto-Letsgo.给你弄点黑咖啡喝1.etsgetyousomeblackcoffee.躲猫猫啦乔治茵素Peekaboo!George!Poppy!有人在家吗Hello?Isanybodyhome?怎么回事纸巾先生通常都能逗笑他们啊Whatgives?MisterNapkinusuallykills.谁要咖啡W

14、howantedcoffee?这Ah,here!他们笑了看到吗他们有病Theyrelaughing!See?Theyrepsychos!对不起先生你还好吗Ay!Sorry,mister.Areyouokay?我没一点感觉更吓人了Iactuallydontfeelanything,whichisevenmorescary.去感觉别害怕小家伙Dontbescaredtofeel,buddy.你最后可能会逃离Youcouldenduprunningaway你孩子的情绪发作fromanemotionalsituationwithyourkids,但解开孩子情绪的结是最值的andthosearealwaysthemostrewarding.要我说你很幸运Youaskme,yourelucky.她发短♥信♥甩我的Shedumpedmebytext第6季第4集当时还在和她年长的男友热吻whilemakingoutwithheroldboyfriend.我崩溃哭泣Ibrokedowncrying.炭笔条花得跟睫毛膏一样Mycharcoalranlikemascara.还得靠另一队的吉利物安慰我来着1hadtobecomfortedbytheotherteamsmascot.这是幸运吗1.ucky?我不会骗你AW,Im