ResidentAlien《外星居民（2021）》第三季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、前情提要Previously,onResidentAlien*.地球上到处是灰人和人类的混血儿ThereareGrey-humanhybridsallovertheEarth.那是枪击彼得巴♥赫♥和我的守卫的人ThatsthemanwhoshotPeterBachandmyguards.我们要杳出灰人的意图WeneedtofindoutwhattheGreysareupto.灰人的洞穴在这里TheGreyscavernishere.若他们用此连接岩浆库Iftheyveconnectedittothemagmachamber,那压力会让黄石国家公园thepressur

2、ewouldturnYellowstoneNationalPark变成世界历史上intothemostdestructivenaturalbomb最具破坏力的天然炸♥弹♥inthehistoryoftheworld.那么距离爆♥炸♥还有多久So,howlongtilitblowsup?可能一年吧Maybeayear.你触犯了星际法YoubrokeGalacticLaw.你被命令要马上离开地球YouareherebyorderedtoleaveEarthimmediately.该死Sonofabitch.那就是指纹Thatrightther

3、e,isafingerprint.温迪比士利医生，退休军事化学家DoctorWendyBeasly,retiredmilitarychemist.我们成功了，我们找到配对Wedidit.Wegotamatch.不，上次是我选择No,Ichoselasttime.我想去你想去的地方Iwanttogowhereyouwanttogo.-少来了我说真的-Uh-huh-Really.好吧，去安东尼奥，如何Okay,well,howaboutAntonios?不是吧？吃意粉？Youthink?Thepasta?好吧，如果你是我Okay.Well,ifyouwereme,你想吃什么,whatwouldyo

4、uwanttoeat?你一直都喜欢墨西哥菜Well,youalwayslikeMexican.我确实很喜欢，对吧Ido,dontI?对，那就墨西哥卷饼峰吧Uh-huh.MountTacoitis.墨西哥卷饼峰MountTaco.在实验室玩得开心好的-Havefuninthelab.-Okay.比士利医生，请到209号♥实验室DoctorBeasley,pleasecometoLab209.比士利医生，请到实验室DoctorBeasley,pleasecometoLab.加利？Gary?开门，快找人开门Openthedoor!Somebodyopenthedoor!-救命-加利?-

5、Help!-Gary?加利Gary.天啊Oh,myGod.天啊加利Oh,myGod.Gary!不No.加利Gary!他们不能逼你离开地球TheycantjustmakeyouleaveEarth.我们要对这传票♥据♥理力争Wewillfightthesummons.你不明白Youdonotunderstand.星际联盟已把这传票送到TheGalacticFederationhasreferredthisto.房♥屋委员会，没机会了TheHousingCouncil.Itisover.哈利，你不能放弃Harry,youcantjustgiveup.我们需

6、要你在这里，好吗Weneedyouhere,okay?我才不理会这房♥屋委员会Idontgiveas*taboutthisHousingCouncil.不No.你不能对房♥屋委员会口出狂言YoucannottalkthatwayaboutTheHousingCouncil.这非常危险Itisverydangerous.对不起，我听不清楚msorry,Ididntcatchthat.我能翻译，主要是失去一只手Icantranslate,it,smostlyaboutlosingahand.明智的选择Goodchoice.你想对它们做什么Whatareyoudoingw

7、iththose?把它们放在所有驱逐令去的地方Puttingthemwhereallevictionnoticesgo.丢进火里Thefire.它们不会烧掉的Those.thosewillnotburn.它们不是纸Theyarenotpaper.它们是什么武达皮-Whatisit?-Moldarskin.恶心，我现在是纯素者了Gross.mvegannow.武达皮并不恶心Moldarskinisnotgross.武达皮做的帽是最好的帽Moldarskinhatsarethebesthats.武达皮，尝试撕开它MoldarSkin.Tryandripit.你撕不开Youcannot.传令官来了T

8、heprocessoriscoming!尝试不要被她的美丽脸庞弄得分心Trynottobedistractedbyherprettyface.青春期的外星人Pubescentaliens会把蓝鸟人的全息影像hanghologramsofBlueAvians挂在床上abovetheirbed.我就是这样Idid.你是一只鸟Youreabird.不可恶No.damnit.该死的传送门，真差劲Stupidportal.Sucks.我应该以人类形态出现在目的地msupposedtoappearasthelifeformsatmydestination.现在轮到我触犯星际法了，棒极了Nowmbreaki

9、ngGalacticLaw.Great.你不需要以人类的样子出现Youdonotneedtoappearasahuman.你这样子已是完美无瑕Youareperfectthewayyouare.谢谢，但传送门最近一直有些问题Thanks,butthisthinghasbeentouchy自从某些普比星的白♥痴♥eversincesomeidiotfromProbate试图用它偷运水果triedtosneakfruitthroughit.为何水果是违♥禁♥品♥Whycan,tyoutakefruit?那是你现在要问的问题吗Th

10、atsthequestionyoureaskingrightnow?听着，把已签署的文件给我，好吗1.ook,justgivemethesignedpapers,okay?接着房♥屋委员会就会过来AndthenTheHousingCouncilisgonnacome然后就接走你，进行驱逐andtheyregonnacollectyouforeviction.你散发着树木味，我会签署文件Yousmellwoodsy.Iwillsignthem.求求你，鸟小姐Please,MissesBird.不不要用鸟小姐称呼我No.Don,tcomeatmewithMissesBird.我的地球

11、名字叫海瑟MyEarthnameisHeather.与羽毛押韵？Oh,rhymeswithfeather?对，没错Yeah.Itdoes.真希望有人在我选这名字时跟我说WishsomeonehadtoldmethatwhenIpickedit.海瑟，哈利要拯救我们的星球Heather,Harryisheretosaveourplanet.所以这次你能网开一面吗So,ifyoucouldjustlooktheotherwayonthisone?你知道我是逐份工作支薪吧YouknowIgetpaidbythejob,right?我怎会知道AndhowwouldIknowthat?听着，若你想要文件

12、Well,look,ifyouwantthepapers,它们就在地上theyreoverthereonthefloor.好的，别担心，我会去拿它们Okay.Dontworry,llgogetthem.我会在地上拿起它们lljustpickthemupoffthefloor就像该死的鸽子一样likeafrigginpigeon.不No.Oh,no.太惨了Terriblenews.我看得出你们两个对此非常难过Yeah,Icantellyou2arereally,reallyupsetaboutit.但这对我可是很麻烦，好吗Butthissucksforme,okay?因为现在我要打给修理工Bec

13、ausenowIhavetocalltherepairguy他要用超长时间修理andhesgonnatakeforever而且他还要订不同的零件andthenhesgonnahavetoorderparts,那亦需要超长时间whichlltakeforever.所以基本上andsobasically,我困在银河系最差劲的星球mstuckonthes*ttiestplanetinthegalaxy.恕我直言，我看到你们在我说Nooffence.Iseeyourmouthsareagape最差劲的星球时张大了嘴atmesayings*ttiestplanet,.真抱歉，我要去洗手间Sorry,In

14、eedtousethebathroom.我们要放报纸之类吗Uh,doweputdownanewspaperorsomething?我是要换样子，你这白♥痴♥Ifstochange,youd*k.洗手间在走廊右边Itisdownthehallonyourright.我希望我有把厕板放下IhopeIputtheseatdown.我刚用一条香蕉拯救了世界Ijustsavedtheworldwithabanana,你今天过得如何howwasyourday?对，你拯救了世界Yeah,youdid.那是最好的香蕉Itwasthebestone.它熟得刚好Itwastheperfectamountofripe.那么，问题So,question.你们有人能推荐附近的酒店吗Cananyofyourecommendahotelaroundhere?中等价钱Somethingmid-range,最好能赚到飞行里数preferablywhereyoucanearnmiles?我现在见到海瑟了Huh.IseeHeathernow.你这么早就起床了Hey,you,reupearly.对，我仍然睡不着Yeah,Istillcan,tslee