UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第二十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、我就爱跟你聊天Ienjoytalkingtoyou!天才叔公舌头打结了学校学习的地方得这样站吗DoIstandlikethis?不行No.这样呢1.ikethis?根本不知道Idontknow!学校舞会派对之夜嗨Hi.克里斯蒂娜刚朝我招手了Kristinajustwavedatme.天啊这下完了Oh,me,oh,my.Oh,golly,oh,gosh.瑞奇直接去找克里斯蒂娜Okay,Ricky,justgouptoKristina动嘴说说话anduseyourmouthtospeakwords.天啊根本行不通Oh,geez,thatwasnotgood.确实朋友Youcansaythataga

2、in,friend!天才叔公UncleGrandpa?不然你还以为来的是复活节兔子YouwereexpectingmaybetheEasterBunny?你是来帮我忙的吗Youreheretohelpme?我躲玉米片里已经躲了三小时了Ivebeeninthosenachosforthreehours就希望你要找人帮忙soIhopeyouneedsomehelp.但是不能再不务正业下去了Butenoughgoofingaround.你出了什么事呢朋友Whatseemstobetheproblem,friend?那个我应该是碰上了麻烦Well,gee,uh,Iguess,uh,mhavingtro

3、uble-你碰上了麻烦Havingsometrouble,Igather.没错我没法我有麻烦Yeah,IcantI,uh,havetrouble.你是内急吗Goingpotty?不对天才叔公No!UncleGrandpa!我想请克里斯蒂娜跟我一起跳舞IwanttoaskKristinatodancewithme可我一靠近她舌头就会打结butIgettonguetiedwheneverIgonearher.这我都知道1know,Iknow.我在玉米片碗里全听到了Ihearditallfromthenachobowl.净是在不务IE业Iwasjustgoofingaround.但是不能再不务正业下

4、去了Butenoughgoofingaround.来看看你的樱桃小嘴1.etstakealookinsidethattherelittlemouthofyours.好了解了Yes,Isee.有什么问题Whafswrong?跟我想得一样你舌头打结了JustasIthought.Youretonguetied!你要怎公办Whatareyougonnado?当然是把结解开啊Untieit,ofcourse.天才叔公试试看这个Hey,UncleGrandpa,tryusingthis.这是科学怪人解舌头结喷雾ItsFrankensteinsde-tanglingtonguespray马匹与小男孩专用f

5、orsmallhorsesandboys.太好了Allright!现在这不打结的发光舌头太漂亮了Now,thatsabeautifuluntangledglowingtongue.谢了科学怪人Thanks,Frankenstein.天才叔公UncleGrandpa?我诅咒你科学怪人Curseyou,Frankenstein!快让它别乱动了Makeitstop!有这副圆墨镜Thesecircularshades我随随便便就能撩到妹arecertainlygonnagetmethehoneys.太劲爆了Oh,radical!我的舌头Mytongue!完事了或者说Wedonehere,or,uh.大

6、家快围过来Gatheraround,everybody!因为我是爱玩的舌头Causemthetonguethatlikestohavefun!介意让我小啜一口吗YoumindifIhavealittlesip?潘趣酒挺好喝Tastypunch!这位好风趣Thisguy.舞池禁止接吻老师你舞伴呢Hey,teach,where,syourdate?我说的对吧AmIright,folks?上学纯纯口水废话Schooldrools.开派对了Partytime!谁想得到Who,dhavethunk你嘴里会蹦出这么条有魅力的舌头suchacharmingtonguewouldcomeoutofyourmo

7、uth?简直讽刺度爆表Thelevelsofironyareoffthecharts.我是说你在这Imean,hereyouare连请女生跳舞都很难havingahardtimeaskingagirltodance-我都明白天才叔公Okay,Igetit,UncleGrandpa.我还没说完呢Hangon,Imnotfinished.你在这连请女生跳舞都很难Hereyouarehavingahardtimeaskingagirltodance可现在你舌头比你本人都还酷buttheveryorganthatallowsyoutospeakisnowcoolerthanyou还把大家裤子都迷倒了我

8、也不例外andischarmingthepantsoffofeveryone,evenme.那我该怎么为,Well,whatdoIdonow?得让舌头回我嘴里啊Ineedmytongueback.我有个超狂好办法保证能奏效Ihaveanideathatscrazyenoughtowork.办法如下Hereswhatyoudo.你走去找舌头Youwalkovertothetongue叫他回你嘴里andaskhimtogobackintoyourmouth.这办法也没多狂啊Thatsnotacrazyidea.戴这顶狂帽就狂起来了Itisifyourewearingthiscrazyhat!说“酷

9、”Saycool!酷Cool.得赶紧发出去Gottopostthisquick让大伙儿都知道我跟酷哥混soeveryoneknowsIhangoutwithcoolpeople.有事吗小弟What,sup,littlebuddy?请问能不能回我嘴里啊Canyougobackinmymouth,please?好-顶狂帽Thatsonecrazyhat!小妹妹快来给我跟这顶狂帽合个影1.adies,snapashotofmewiththiscrazyolhat!我的天OMG他靠在那顶笨帽子旁边也太酷了吧helookssocoolnexttothatstupidhat.谢了小朋友Hey,kid,th

10、anks.你戴着这顶狂巾11可给我加分了Youreallyhelpedmescoresomepointswiththatcrazyhatofyours.小妹妹1.adies!刚说到哪了Wherewerewe?快回我嘴里Getbackinmymouth!什么Whatthe?这位狂帽想吃我Crazyhatoverherestryingtoeatme!给我滚开Getuponoutofhere!情况如何So,howditgo?天才叔公你看到了吗UncleGrandpa,areyouseeingthis?他就是要一直不停耍酷Hewontstopbeingcool.那你就走运了Well,you,reinl

11、uck我有个超狂好办法多半能奏效causeIgotaplanthatssocrazy,itjustmightwork.康加舞康加舞康加舞Conga,conga,conga!这个办法万无一失Thisisasurefireway绝对可以让你舌头回你嘴里togetyourtonguebackinyourmouth.爬这么高怎么就能让舌头回来了Howdowedothatfromuphere?拿这个甜蜜蜜的神之琼浆无液整他Withthesweet,sweetnectarofthegods.特辣我已经把迪斯科球全灌满这东西了Ifilledtheentirediscoballwiththisstuff.到时

12、候肯定能辣坏他Hellbeburningupsomuch逼着他回家换句话说就是回你嘴里thathellcomerunningbacktohishome,A.K,A.yourmouth.好像很危险Thisseemsprettydangerous.别吵他们来了Hush,kid!Heretheycome.康加舞康加舞康加舞Conga,conga,conga!抓紧了Hangontight.这个办法太傻了Okay,thiswasastupididea.属实想不到辣酱居然没喷出来Well,whatdoyouknow?Thesaucedidntspray.这种玩意比坦克还硬Thesethingsaretou

13、gherthanatank.下面是送给各位小情侣的一首慢歌♥Okay,heresaslowoneforallyouteenagelovebirds.还在郁闷舌头的事吗Stillmopingaboutthatwholetonguething?我只想跟克里斯蒂娜跳舞AllIwantedtodowastodancewithKristina现在都已经来不及了andnowitstoolate.别急Nottoworry.我有个超狂好办法保证能奏效CauseIhaveaplanthatscrazyenoughtowork.别No!别整超狂办法了Nomorecrazyplans!听我说完Hear

14、meout.这个办法非同寻常Thismightbealittleunconventional保证万无一失butitsfoolproof.一朵花Aflower?不对Nope.让我整他让我整他1.etmeatim!Letmeat,im!先慢着Whoathere!这只生气毛毛虫可以临时顶替你舌头Thisangrycaterpillarwillserveasasubstitutetongue这样你就能放心去请女生跳舞了soyoucangoaskthatgirlforadance.感觉好怪Thisfeelsweird.我的天啊我又能说话了Oh,mygosh!Icantalkagain.让我整他1.etmeatim!可这也没用Butitdoesntmatter.我还是没法跟克里斯蒂娜说话IstillwontbeabletotalktoKristina.我是废物maloser.你才不是No,youarent.单纯就只是怕她会拒绝你Yourejustscaredshellsayno.她拒绝了你表示你能继续往前走了Buthersayingnojus