UncleGrandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第四季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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1、这么快就回来了Backsosoon?天才叔公天才叔公竞选总统长毛拉里垃圾场温度调rNo,hot!温度调低No,cold!温度调高No,hot!温度调低No,cold!调高Hotter!放凉的披萨没人爱吃Noonelikescoldpizza!调温器调低才好Coldisbetter!温度高比低烂HoCsworsethancold.你们能不能别闹了Willyouguyscutitout?!卷星期都得吵个鸡毛蒜皮的事Everyweekwearearguingoversomething.今天吵露营车的空调温度Today,itsthetemperatureintheRV.周五吵谁没掀开马桶圈Friday

2、,itwaswholeftthetoiletseatdown.还有整个七月AndwespentthewholemonthofJuly都在大马路上inthemiddleofthestreet吵要怎么把爆胎换掉arguingabouthowtochangetheflattires就这样我们才被拖到这座垃圾场里whichiswhywegotourselvestowedtothisjunkyard!只要我们能求同存异1believethatifweputasideourdifferences就能和和气气wecanallgetalong在露营车的屋檐下和谐共处andliveinharmonyundert

3、hisRVroof.我们需要有人来启发我们Weneedsomeonetoinspireus需要有人把我们带向一片光明的未来someonetoguideusintoabrighterfuture.我们需要Whatweneedisa.总统President!独♥裁♥者Dictator!没错天才叔公Thatsright,UncleGrandpa.我们需要的正是总统Apresidentiswhatweneed.只要露营车上有领袖WithaleaderoftheRV就能找到能代表我们全体意志的人wecanfindsomeonewhowillrepresentallourbel

4、iefs.在传统的民♥主♥国家Inatraditionaldemocracy要先当上候选人yourunasacandidate以理想为纲领拉票campaignonaplatformofideals周末得到票数最多者当选andwhoevergetsthemostvotesattheendoftheweekwins!没错肚包Thatsright,BellyBag现在得找找候选人的人选andnowwejusthavetofindoursetofcandidates.我个人觉得Ipersonallyjustdontthink自己领导能力不足mcutoutforleaders

5、hip,youknow.不过你们肯定更适合当候选人Butmsureanyofyouwouldbeaworthycandidate.我不是很喜欢政♥治♥Idontreallylikepolitics.万能博士我这应该是大材小用Ibelievemoverqualified.那看来就只剩下Well,Iguessthatjustleaves天才叔公和披萨史蒂夫UncleGrandpaandPizzaSteve.他们哪去了Wheredtheygo?早安Goodmorning!投给叔公投给我叔公Voteforme!U.G.!女士们先生们1.adiesandgentlemen隆重

6、介绍露营车下一任总统presentingthenextpresidentoftheRV!披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve!准备好投给披萨史蒂夫了吗YallreadytovoteforPizzaSteve?!相信史蒂夫BelieveinSteve你们要的他都会给Hegivesyouthingsthatyouwanttoreceive投投投给披萨史蒂夫Vote,vote,voteforPizzaSteve谁稀罕那个废物叔公WhoevencaresaboutthatloserUncleG谢谢大家谢谢你们Ithankyou!Thankyou!投给披萨史蒂夫VoteforPizzaSteve!真是太酷了T

7、hatwassupercool!太神了Amazing!大家好Hi我是人形台灯克里斯平马尔卡希mmanlamp,CrispinMulcahy欢迎收看露营车大选andwelcometoR.V.Election/露营车大选报道竞选消息wherewecoveralltheelectionnews.四分钟前Fourminutesago天才叔公未能赢得民众支持UncleGrandpafailedtowinoverthecrowd因其单人乐队质量堪忧withhislacklusterone-manband.但他的对手披萨史蒂夫Hisopponent.PizzaSteve,however借烟火表演让大众惊叹不

8、已surprisedeveryonewithapyrotechnicshow其中还有一场酷炫鼓独奏includingakillerdrumsolo.民调结果如图所示Aswecanseehere披萨史蒂夫在露营车民调领先PizzaSteveisleadingthepollsintheRV.如果继续这样下去Ifhekeepsthisup他必胜无疑hisvictorywillbeasurething.但还留下一个问题Thequestionremains天才叔公是否还能逆袭canUncleGrandpamakeacomeback一转巨烂自我介绍带来的局势afterhisultra-lameintrod

9、uction?好了各位Allright,guys.希望大家都留了胃口吃午饭Ihopeyouworkedupanappetiteforlunch!大家好Hey,guys.午餐我请客1.unchisonme!免费热狗人人有份Freehotdogsforeveryone!没错Thatsright!投给天才叔公VoteforUncleGrandpa每天都有免费美味热狗午餐吃andyoucancountonfree,delicioushotdoglunchesdaily!你猜怎么着Andguesswhat?我还额外附赠芥末酱llthrowinthemustard,aswell.不额外收费Noextrac

10、harge.投给叔公刚刚收到的消息Thelatestnewsisin.天才叔公借免费热狗午餐赢得了支持Afterwinningoverthecrowdwithhispromiseoffreehotdoglunches令其露营车民调支持率暴涨UncleGrandpahastheboostheneedstoplacehimaheadintheofficialRVpoll.我预测天才叔公将取得压倒性胜利1predictalandslidevictoryforUncleGrandpa披萨史蒂夫则亟需逆袭ifPizzaStevedoesntmakeaseriouscomeback.我这就回应你Igota

11、comebackforyou!真诚Real,honestvalues.一片披萨身着无人在乎的毛衣Asliceofpizzainasweaterwhocares.大家好我叫披萨史蒂夫Hi.MynameisPizzaSteve.想必大家本次大选都得做出重大决定Iknowyouhavesomebigdecisionstomakeduringthiselection.但是做出决定是难事But,decisionsarehard!但是那是你们的自♥由♥But,thatsfreedomforyou.自♥由♥是难事Freedomishard.而我想要大家

12、的生活不再是难事Iwanttomakeyourlifeeasier.所以别管什么自♥由♥了So,forgetallthatfreedomnonsense让我来替大家做决定andletmedothedecidingforyou.简单Simple.把选票给我Yougivemeyourvote我就让你们静心and,1Igiveyoupeaceofmind.总统让披萨史蒂夫当选独&hearts滋♥者我问忌Iagree.我同意Iagree!感觉样子还行Ithinkthatlookedgreat.投给披萨史蒂夫选总统谢谢你的支持Thankyouforyoursup

13、port.感谢你支持Thanksforyoursupport.感谢你支持Thanksforyoursupport.朋友们好Hello,myfriends.我会来这是想说明mheretotalkabout我们绿派有多需要团结在一起howwegreenpeopleneedtosticktogether.让叔公当总统披萨史蒂夫最强任务完成Missionaccomplished.让披萨史蒂夫当总统欢迎收看今晚的总统选举辩论Welcometotonightspresidentialdebate双方分别是现任总统天才叔公betweentheincumbent,UncleGrandpa.早安Goodmorn

14、ing.好Yes.以及他的对手.andhischallenger,uh披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve?没错就在这Yep.Righthere.能不能给披萨史蒂夫来张高脚凳CanwegetPizzaSteveastoolorsomething?天才叔公先生请你开场白Mr.UncleGrandpa,youropeningstatement.高脚凳Stool.好吧All.right.披萨史蒂夫请你开场白And,PizzaSteve,youropeningstatement?我是披萨史蒂夫我可以当选mPizzaSteve,andmawinner.我的对手是个无关紧要的小丑Myopponentisanirrelevantclown毫无公信力withzerocredibility-彻底的废物atotalloser.脏鸟一只Dirtybird.披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve露营车破败不堪theRVisinneedofseriousrepair.而且债台高筑Butit,salsodeepindebt你有解决计划吗Doyouhaveaplantodealwiththesituation?两个字克里斯平Twowords,Crispin-是胶带ducttape,bro.胶带修万物Youco