TheSimpsons《辛普森一家》第三十五季第十三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

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2、青台家庭妇女协会草坪上的玩具还在等待你的回复就算最小的侵扰也可能致命Eventheslightestdistractioncouldprovedeadly.说草坪上不许放玩具是啥意思WhatdoyoumeanIhavetotakethetoysoffourlawn?我都没听说过还有个家庭妇女协会1didntevenknowwehadahomeownersassociation.在现代社会中真正的危险是不多见的Inourmodernworld,truedangerisrare.但冰河世纪留下的本能还在甚至进化了Yet,ourIceAgeinstinctsremain.everonhighaler

3、t.行等你把圣诞装扮下了Fine.llpickupthetoys我就收拾玩具你且给我等着吧whenyoutakeyourChristmasdecorationsdown,i.E.never!马姬孩子们在这学习冰河世纪呢Marge,thechildrenaretryingtolearnfactsabouttheIceAge.不好意思Sorry.Sorry.老久以前的时期跟现在有啥关系Asifthedistantpasthasanythingtodowithus.两万年以前这根本没有可吃的Thereisliterallynothingtoeathere.你知道世界上还有些孩子Youknow,the

4、rearesomechildreninthisworld根本都没饭-没意思whodonthaveenough.-Bored!巴仔来好事了Bart,incrediblenews!你记得我爸在体育场找了个工作吧Youknowhowmydadgotajobatthesportsarena?最近他们在换地板Theywerechangingthefloor,然后他被困在了冰球场andhegottrappedbetweenthehockeyice和篮球场之间困了两天andthebasketballcourtfortwodays.刚刚你二次运球了吧我感受到了Okay,that,sadoubledribble

5、.Ifeltit!后来他决定不起诉了Whenheagreednottosue,官方就送了他四张极度暴♥力♥组合演唱会的票theygavehimfourticketstoseeViolenciaGiganteinconcert!我的天Oh,myGod!你说他们会唱那首嗑药的歌♥吗Doyouthinktheylldooneoftheirsongsaboutdrugs?只要唱那首怎么把人脑袋按进马桶的歌♥就行Hey,aslongastheydotheoneaboutdrowningguysinprisontoilets.“水刑之歌&hearts

6、;BanoMuerte!我可以去看演唱会吗SocanIgototheconcert?不好说你太小了被人挤到怎么办1dontknow.Youreawfullyyoung.Whatifyougetjostled?我虽然年轻但很有责任心Yes,myoung,butmresponsible.真的吗Really?巴仔快跑Bart,saveyourself.好的呢Okay.你得让我去看演出Yougottoletmegototheshow!他们用西班牙语说唱特有教育意义TheyrapinSpanish.Itseducational!话说妈咪为您的育儿选择提供依据Say,Mom,toinformyourpar

7、entingchoices,不如听听他们的一首歌♥参考一下whydontyoulistentooneoftheirsongs?好主意啊妹妹Greatidea,sis.肯定没有很冒犯吧他基本上什么都没说Well,itcantbethatoffensive.Hebarelysaysanything.呵呵他放的是纯净版Ha!He,splayingthecleanversion.这是原版还带歌♥词翻译的Herestheoriginal.Andthetranslationofthelyrics.她不需要听到或看到这些Shedoesntneedtohearandseethat!

8、哦天哪我的天哪我的上帝啊妈妈咪呀Oh,my.Oh,myGod.Oh,myGod!Diosmo!你绝对不可以去那个音乐会我禁止你去Theresnowayyouregoingtothatconcert.Iforbidit!你为彳t么出♥卖♥♥♥我Whydidyousellmeout?好问题为什么呢脑袋是融化的狗狗玩具的Greatquestion.WhydIdoit,MutilatedMalibuStacey被肢解的的马莉布史黛西withmelted-ondogtoyforhead?范浩腾家我是顶梁柱VanHoutenresidence.Bre

9、adwinnerspeaking.露安这不正是我想对话的年轻女士吗1.uann.JusttheyoungwomanIwantedtotalkto.我真的好希望你能说服我妈Iwasreallyhopingyoucouldconvincemymom让我和苗浩斯一起去听那场音乐会thatitsokayformetogotothisconcertwithMilhouse.真抱歉巴仔Oh,msorry,Bart.肯定是理解有误了Theremusthavebeenamisunderstanding.你没有被邀请Yourenotinvited.可是苗浩斯说我被邀请rButMilhousesaidIwas.那

10、可是在你威胁我儿子Thatwasbeforeyoucoercedmyson在田野考察途中表现糟糕之前intomisbehavingonhisfieldtrip.可你不明白我真的好想去Butyoudontunderstand.Ireallywanttogo.我的育儿小组研讨了最有同情心的方法Myparentinggroupworkshoppedthemostcompassionateway让我说出以下内容formetophrasethis.巴仔你是个坏朋友你无可救药Bart,youreabadfriend,andyourebeyondhope.祝好Bewell.露安说你什么1.uannsaidw

11、hattoyou?!说我是个坏朋友说我无可救药Thatmabadfriend,andmbeyondhope.她竟然敢我们让她这么多次Howdareshe!Afterallthetimeswevelether我真的要说出口了mjustgonnasayit-任由她家的傻儿子在我们家犯傻dweebofasondweebitupinourhouse.老是让我看他跳太空步Alwaysmakingmewatchhimmoonwalk,要是我不拍手他就躲进厕所andifIdontclap,hehidesinthebathroom.没有人能取消邀请我儿子去他不准去的音乐会Nooneuninvitesmyson

12、totheconcerthesnotallowedtogoto.起来Getup!你和我两个人要去跟范浩腾一家小聊一下YouandIaregoingtogohavealittlechatwiththeVanHoutens.让你♥爸♥来带孩子Askyourfathertocomewatchthekids.怎么这么久你爬过来的啊Tookyoulongenough.Whatdidyoudo,crawlhere?我得冒雨走过来Ihadtowalk.intherain.Ooh!好吧好吧你是真英雄Yeah,yeah,yourearealhero.你有哪怕一秒考虑过你的话会让巴仔怎

13、么想吗DidyouthinkforonesecondhowyourwordswouldmakeBartfeel?我说的都是事实马姬EverythingIsaidwastrue,Marge.完了HOo,boy.是吗-开始了Wasit?-Oh,herewego.你知道巴仔什么样YouknowhowBartis.不我不知道No.Idont.不如你来告诉我我儿子到底什么样Whydontyoutellmehowmysonis?糟糕真的要来了Oh,man.-Itissoon.巴仔和苗浩斯以前有过一些问题BartandMilhousehavehadtheirissuesinthepast,但我们都以为巴仔能

14、学好butweallthoughtBartwouldgetbetter.他越来越恶劣了马姬这是事实Hesgettingworse,Marge.Itsjustafact.听到没侯默咱儿子越来越坏了Didyouhearthat,Homer?Oursonisgettingworse.真是太好了Thatssogoodtoknow.我能来降降温吗Um,ifIcouldjustturntheheatdownalittlebithere.马姬我觉得露安想表达的是IthinkwhatLuannistryingtosay,Marge,没人认为你教子无方isthatnobodythinksthatyoureaba

15、dmother.教子无方Bad.mother?!马姬是地球上最好的母亲Margeisthegreatestmotheronearth.她在母性方面远远超过你们这些Shemotherscirclesaroundyoufreaky,怪异依恋式育儿同床共浴的疯子attachmentparenting,co-sleeping,co-bathingpsychos!走吧这些人明显1.etsgo.Itsclearthesepeoplehave恨咱儿子入骨anall-consumingvendettaagainstourson.我需要你给巴仔买♥♥四张音乐会门票IneedyoutobuyBartfourconcerttickets.地板区座位前十排无论花多少钱Onthefloor,firsttenrows.1dontc