Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第二季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

绝望主妇前情提要PreviouslyonDesperateHousewives.你怎么会让他们在早餐前画手指Whyonearthwouldyouletthemfingerpaintbeforebreakfast?现在收拾家是我的事了所以我说了算It'smyjobtocleanthatupnow,soit,smycall.有的家庭角色互换Somehouseholdsreversedroles.我们重新开始1.et'sgivethisanothershot.有的旧日火花.Someoldflames.你想重归于好Youwantmeback?是的Yeah.被彻底扑灭Wereputout.问题应该出在你的食物上Ithastobesomethingyou'reingesting谁为你准备一日三餐Whopreparesyourmeals?我明白你正面临一些婚姻问题Iunderstandyou'vebeenhavingsomemaritalproblems当有些人学会原谅Andwhilesomelearntoforgive.我进监狱前黛德丽怀孕了DeirdregotpregnantbeforeIwenttojail.扎克是你的儿子吗Zachisyourson,isn'the?是的Yep.是这样Wow另一些人却无法otherscouldnotbringthemselves忘记过去toforgettheirpast.丹尼法雷尔是个焦点人物TheremarkablethingaboutDannyFarrell他只不过当了6个月的报量wasthathehadonlybeenapaperboyforsixmonths,期间就成了紫藤郡里andinthattime,hehadbecometheenemy所有主妇的公敌ofeverywomanonWisteria1.ane.如果谁家门前有个水坑Iftherewasapuddleonsomeone'sproperty.一定被他扔中hefoundit如果谁家刚种上了玫瑰丛Ifanewrosebushhadjustbeenplanted.一定被他毁掉hedestroyedit.如果谁家的猫正在晒日光浴Ifacatwasenjoyingamomentinthesun.一定被他赶走heendedit.大家都在想丹尼尔会不会改变PeoplewonderedifDannywouldeverchange.他们真该跟苏珊梅尔聊聊TheyshouldhavetalkedtoSusanMayer.她会告诉他们Shecouldhavetoldthem可恶的男孩往往会长成可恶的男人Obnoxiousboystendtobecomeobnoxiousmen,就像那个Justliketheone.她曾经的丈夫.shehadbeenmarriedto.喂Hey!卡尔我看见你了给我站住Karl,Iseeyou.Juststoprightthere.嗨小苏苏Hey,SusieQ你在干什么Whatareyoudoing?出来拿报纸啊mjustgettin'thepaper.这是伊迪的报纸伊迪的房♥子That'sEdie,spaper,andthisisEdie'shouse.我们非得现在谈吗我还没喝咖啡呢DoWehavetodothisnow?Ihaven'thadmycoffeeyet你昨晚跟伊迪过夜的DidyouspendthenightwithEdie?我的天啊Oh,mygod.苏珊你冷静点Susie,justcalmdown你不准再跟她见面Youareforbiddenfromeverseeingheragain.听见没有不准Doyouhearme?Forbidden!我们离婚了你无权干涉我跟谁约会WeredivorcedYoucan'ttellmewhoIcandate我就住在这条街上你女儿也住在这条街上IliveonthisstreetYourdaughterlivesonthisstreet.我不准你当着我们的面炫耀你的性能力Iwillnothaveyouflauntingyoursexcapadesinfrontofus.性能力Sexcapades?不准Forbidden!我很想继续聊但早餐时间到了Iwouldlovetocontinuethis,butit'stimeforbreakfast,伊迪给我做了蛋饼AndEdieismakingmeafrittata.她可真行Oh!Well,Ijustbetsheis梅尔太太我得跟你谈谈Mrs.Mayer,Igottatalktoyou.现在不行丹尼Oh,nowisnotagoodtime,Danny.你欠我一个月的报纸钱You'reamonthbehindinyourpayments.我会去交的我保证I'lltakecareofit,Ipromise我爸爸说了如果你光看报不给钱的话Mydadsays,ifyoureadsomethinganddon'tpayforit就跟小偷没什么两样that,sthesameasstealing.你好艾达我们以后再说好吗Hi,Ida.Canwetalkaboutthislater?我刚发现我的前夫在跟我的邻居约会Ijustfoundoutmyexisdatingmyneighbor,我气坏了andmreallytickedoff.得了吧我给你提供服务Saveit!Iprovideyouaservice,我就该得到报酬andIdeservetobepaidforthatservice是的紫藤郡的主妇们Yes,thewomenOfWisteria1.ane都视丹尼法雷尔为敌believeDannyFarrelltobetheenemy.赖帐的Deadbeat!她们还认为Theyalsobelieved敌人的敌人theenemyofmyenemy就是朋友ismyfriend.漂亮的草地Beautifullawns.宽敞的房♥子Spacioushomes.快乐的家人Happyfamilies.这些都是住在城郊的特征Thesearethehallmarksofsuburbia,但在这华美的生活背后butifyoulookbeneaththeveneerofgraciousliving,你会看到场蓄势待发的战争youwillseeabattleraging.一场掌控权的争夺战abattleforcontrol.参战者随处可见Youseethecombatantseverywhere.包括玩游戏的孩子engagedintheirroutineskirmishes.快出去玩Getouttahere!对当权者不满的Fightingfiercelytohavedominion严重抗♥议♥者overtheworldaroundthem,自始至终他们都知道Allthewhileknowing.这是一场必输无疑的战争It,sabattletheywilllose.嗨宝贝放在那儿就行了Oh,hey,honey,um,juststickthatanywhere剩下的我来lltakecareofit这里都堆积如山了Wow.It'sreallypilin,up.别担心我自有办法Oh,uh,don,tworry.Ihaveasystem真的吗Really?对啊每隔两天我打扫一次Yeah,everytwodays,Iclean两天Twodays是啊每隔两天积累的家务活Yeah,Iletthemessaccumulatefortwodays,我一次性收拾得一尘不染andthenIcleanuntilit'ssparkling,andthen,uh,这样循环下去thecyclestartsalloveragain.可是为什么Andwhy我从没见过家里一尘不染呢.haveIneverseenthesparklingpart?因为你下班回来的时候Well,becausebythetimeyougethomefromwork,孩子们又把家弄乱了theboyshavemessedeverythingupagain.瞧这就是你这个办法的漏洞See?That'swhatIwouldcallaflawinthesystem.你说什么呢Whatareyoudoing?我在请你打扫屋子Ithinkmaskingyoutocleanthehouse真的吗因为我听起来像是你在责怪我Really?Becauseitsoundstomelikeyou'recriticizingme没有No没有没有No,no,no,noNo.我不是说非要一尘不染mnotsayingithastobesparkling.多少次我回来的时侯家里一团糟HowmanytimesdidIcomehometoamess而我没抱怨过一个字and1neversaidaword?拜托你别会错苣Please,don,ttakethisthewrongway我觉得你做得很不错不过我们把话说清楚Ithinkyouaredoingaterrificjob,butlet'sbeclear.过去你回家的时候家里只不过是凌乱Whenyoucamehome,itwastoclutter.拜托现在这可是Imean,comeon,thisis.不止凌乱那么简单morethanthat.瞧瞧他又聊起来了1.ookathim,justchattingaway.真是不称职Soinconsiderate菲利斯我们只在这儿等了两分钟而已Phyllis,we'veonlybeenwaitingherefortwominutes离开家的时侯我就跟你说Itoldyouwhenweleftthehouse我得赶紧吃东西thatIneededtoeat我有低血糖Ihavelowbloodsugar你想看着我倒在这里吗Doyouwannaseemekeelover?不想理论上说No.intheory给您Hereyouare谢谢Thankyou对了范德坎普太太Bytheway,Mrs.VandeKamp,您丈夫过世的事我听说了1heardaboutyourhusband'spassing我非常遗憾msosorry范德坎普医生是我最喜欢的顾客真的Dr.Vandekampwasoneofmyfavoritecustomers,truly.你这么说真好谢谢That'sverysweetofyou.Thankyou我不只是出于礼貌范德坎普太太mnotjustbeingpolite,MrsVandeKamp.您的心情还好吗Howareyoufeeling?