Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第五季第二十一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
绝望的主妇前情提要Previouslyon.我看不到我们的未来难道我们Doesthisrelationshiphaveafuture?Can'twejustkeep不能像现在这样吗杰克逊离开了goingthewayweare?Jacksonleft.奥森又对我撒谎了布里作出了决定Orson'slyingtomeagain.Breemadeadecision.我想我得和他离婚卜尔用现rSoIthinkIhavetodivorcehim.Karlsignedup.卡尔你在这里做什么Kar1.whatareyoudoinghere?我来给伊万报名Well,IjustenrolledEvan.苏珊承认了过错麦克和我遇到了交通事故Wow.AndSusanconfessed.MikeandIgotinacaraccident.是麦克开的车对吧我们是这样对外界说的Mikewasdriving,right?That'swhatwesaid,但不是真的他做了替罪羊butitwasn'ttrue.Hetooktheblameforme.在这条街上Onthisstreet,议价始于清晨thebargainingbeginsatsunrise.老人♥大♥方付报童小费Anoldwomanoffersapaperboyageneroustip条件是他要将报纸扔进她的门廊ifhe'llthrowthepaperontoherporch.妻子告诉丈夫她会为他准备可口的晚饭Awifetellsherhusbandshe'llmakehisfavoritedinner前提是他送她玫瑰ifhe'llbringhomeroses.一个男人告诉他的邻居除非她管理好草坪Amantellshisneighborhe'lltakeinhisgarbagecans他才会好好收拾他的垃圾桶thedayshefinallymowsherlawn.是的在紫藤郡Yes,onWisteria1.ane,人人都知道如何讨价还价everyoneknowshowtobargain.每一个人Absolutelyeveryone.我不想吃麦片粥我能吃煎饼吗？Idon'twantoatmeal.CanIhavepancakes?伙计凯瑟琳不接受点菜Katherine'snotashortordercook,buddy.早餐她做麦片粥我们就吃麦片粥Ifshemadeoatmealforbreakfast,we'rehavingoatmeal.MJ.如果你吃掉一半Itellyouwhat,M.J.Ifyoufinishjusthalfofit,我会在你的外宿聚会上做蜜饯奉果Iwillmakecandiedapplesforyoursleepover.我喜欢蜜饯苹果她放了你一马你该感谢她1lovecandyapples.She'slettingyouoffeasy.Youshouldthankher.凯瑟琳谢谢你Thankyou,Katherine.小不点不用谢Youaresowelcome,yousweetthing.爸爸你会娶凯瑟琳吗？Dad,areyougonnamarryKatherine?这个问题Um.That's,um.我不知道Idon'tknow.为什么Whynot?嗯因为我们还没有谈到结婚Oh,well,oh,becausewehaven'ttalkedaboutmarriage.为什么Whynot?MJ.你太没有礼貌了M.j.,you'rebeingrude.哦没有冒犯我Oh,mnotoffended.你愿意娶凯瑟琳吗？Don'tyouwannamarryKatherine?我很爱她Well.Iloveher.她的确很棒She'sabsolutelyfantastic.那为什么你不娶她呢Sowhydon'tyoumarryher?帮我一把吧Canyouhelpmeouthere?你在开玩笑吧Areyoukidding?伙计谈到结婚Buddy,um,whenitcomestomarriage,事实上thetruthis.哦看看时间我快迟到了Wow.Wouldyoulookatthetime?mlateforwork.我们以后再谈We'regonnahavetotalkaboutthislater.胆小鬼对我就是Coward.Yougotthatright.我做的怎么样很棒How,dIdo?Youweregreat.但他并没有回答我没关系迟早会的Buthedidn'tanswerme.Doesn'tmatter.Issue,sonthetable.在这条街上Yes,onthisstreet,谈判在日出便开始了thenegotiatingbeginsatsunrise,而且它不会结束anditdoesn,tend.这是我承诺的冰洪淋Here,stheicecreamIpromisedyou.除非人们得到了他们想要的Untilsomeonegetsexactlywhattheywant.沃尔特鬼尔根是一名离婚律师WalterBergenwasadivorcelawyer,女人们付钱给他总会向他数落andthewomenwhohiredhimalwayshadsomethingtosay那些和她们离婚的男人们的缺点aboutthementheyweredivorcing.他总爱提起他的外婆He'salwaystalkingtohisgrandmother,她都死了6年了whodiedsixyearsago.他把钱全花在妓♥女♥上Hespendsallhismoneyonhookers,哦说不定是男妓whomayormaynotbewomen.他说他需要为孩子们花更多的钱Hesaysheneedsmoremoneyforthechildren,他说的孩子andby"children,"其实是赛马Imeanracehorses.沃尔特鬼尔根认为他已经身经百战Yes,WalterBergenthoughthehadhearditall直到一天他的一位客户说untilthedaywhenoneofhisclientsactuallysaid.我的丈夫是位绅士我希望他能得到一些好处Myhusbandisadecentman,andIwanttodorightbyhim.我的客户很少有像你这样的Hmm.Womenwhoseekmyservicesrarelytakethatattitude.我认为自己是一个好人Well,Iliketothinkofmyselfasagoodperson.你的确是msureyouare.我不会担心你的丈夫AndIwouldn'tworryaboutyourhusband.他将会得到宴会承包公♥司♥收入中Theincomehe'llderive一半的财产也就是fromhishalfofthecateringbusinessaloneshould.等等我并不打算给他一半Wait.mnotplanningongivinghimhalf这是我的事业It'smybusiness.但这是你婚后的事业Whichyoustartedafteryouweremarried.他理应得到一半Thatentitleshimtohalf.当我说他是一名绅士I-Imayhaveoverstatedthings或许我言过其实了whenIdescribedmyhusbandasadecentman.其实他有不少的心理疾病Heactuallyhasawidevarietyofpsychologicalproblems.霍吉太太这是法律你指望我说什么呢Mrs.Hodge,it'sstatelaw.Whatdoyouwantmetosay?你一小时收300美金Iwantyoutosaythatfor$300anhour,应该懂得钻法律的空子使些诡计youhavesomelawyertricksupyoursleeve来帮我保住我的事业吧tohelpmeprotectmybusiness.你确定不是叫我去犯罪？Surelyyou'renotaskingmetodosomethingcriminal?霍吉太太你刚刚不是说Mrs.Hodge,didn'tyousay你自认为自己是一个好人吗youliketothinkOfyourselfasagoodperson?当然但我更认为自己Well,clearly,Iliketothinkofmyself是一个有钱人asarichpersonevenmore.哦满堂红Oh!Fullhouse.布里高分加布低分本局两位平分Breetakesthehigh.Gabygetsthelow.Splitthepot.我讨厌平分Oh,Ihatesplittingthepot.的确这是规则你也没办法Well,that,stherule.There,snothingyoucandoaboutit.所以不要抱怨了你怎么能对我这么跟我说话Sostopbitching.Well,youcan'ttalktomelikethat.我可是美景镇年度最佳拉美商人的老婆IamthewifeofFairview'slatinobusinessmanoftheyear.他最后赢了是吗Hey!Sohefinallywon?是啊他们将举办一个大型宴会Yeah.There'sgonnabeahugedinner,我们会和市长夫妇合影andwe'retakingapicturewiththemayorandhiswife.不太可能我听说他们在办离婚0h,notnecessarily.Ihearthey'regettingdivorced,会很难看的真的吗你怎么知道的andit'sgonnagetugly.Really?Howdoyouknow?她太太雇了Thewifehired镇上最鬼鄙最没有职业道德的婚姻律师thesleaziestmostunethicaldivorcelawyerintown.是谁？Oh.Who.who,sthat?我的前任Myex-husband.哦对了卡尔是离婚律师Oh,right.Karl'sadivorcelawyer.还是个敲诈狂Yeah,andatotalshark.我们离婚最失败的就是Theworstthingaboutourdivorce我不能雇他帮我辩护wasthatIcouldn'thirehimtorepresentme.我以为你们离婚前就已经平分所有的东西和卡尔当然不只是这样ButIthoughtyoujustspliteverythingdonethemiddle.Oh,notwithKarl.当时他找遍了所有的漏洞和隐形资产Bythetimehe'sdonefindingloopholesandhidingassets,确定的确是没有什么可以分的了there,sn
