Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第五季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
绝望的主妇前情提要Previouslyon.苏珊的新男友见了家人Susan'snewboyfriendmetthefamily.你是谁-你好Whoareyou?Hi.我是麦克她前夫mMike,theex-husband.Ah.加布的生活不再光环四耀Gaby'slifewasnolongerglamorous.这次很正式我什么都没了lt,sofficial.velosteverything.首先是钱其次我的身材First,ourmoney,thenmyfigure,现在是社会地位加布我们有家nowthelastthreadsofoursocialstanding.Gaby,wehaveahome,还有两个漂亮的女儿andwehavetwobeautifullittlegirls.丹妮尔的决定让人绝望Danielle'sdecisionwasdevastating.求你不要带走他本杰明是我的一切Please,justdon'ttakehim!BenjaminisallIhave.你还会有其它的You'rejustgonnahavetofindsomethingelse.伊迪的新任丈夫显出了阴暗面AndEdie'snewhusbandshowedadarkside.如果你跟伊迪道歉Iwouldconsideritapersonalfavor我会把它看作是给我的个人情面不ifyou'dapologizetoEdie.No.看起来像你这种女人Nowitseemstomethatawomanlikeyou会很珍惜仅有的朋友wouldliketokeepthefewfriendsthatshehasleft.你最好出去Ithinkyou'dbettergo.为什么送花给我-因为你有电脑Whywouldyoubringmeflowers?'Causeyougotacomputer,我需要查些伊迪老公的资料andIneedtofindoutsomestuffaboutEdie'shusband.本杰明卡茨6岁Benjaminkatzwas6yearsold,他有很多事情不明白andtherewerealotofthingshedidn'tunderstand.他不明白为什么一直称之为“妈妈”的人Hewasn'tsurewhythewomanyoucall"mommy"并不总是自己的妈妈isn,talwaysyourmother.或是一直陪伴他的那个人Orhowthemanwhowasalwaysthereforhim怎么会突然间被带走couldsuddenlybetakenaway.或者只是开车外出Orwhyyoucouldgoforaride.却永远不再回去Andnevercomebackhome.是的有很多事情Yes,therewerealotofthings本杰明都不明白Benjaminkatzcouldn'tunderstand,也没有人急于andnooneseemedinahurry跟他解释toexplainthem.他们终于来了Heretheycome,finally.布里事情刚开始会有点奇怪Youknow,Bree,thingswillbealittlestrangeatfirst,拜托好好表现soplease,beonyourbestbehavior.我不需要你告诉我技巧Idonotrequirelecturesontact.我理解我们太想本杰了Iknow.It'sjustthatwe'vemissedbenjysomuch,而且久经波折andit'stakensomanyolivebranches他才回来奥森我清楚今日来之不易togetthemtocomeback.mawareofwhat'satstake,Orson.很好所以如果你有责怪事情的冲动Good.Soifyoufeelanimpulsetocriticizesomething,一定要忍♥住you'llkeepthethoughttoyourself.你们好Hi!我已经开始忍♥了vealreadystarted.丹妮尔衣服真漂亮Danielle!Whatadelightfullyethnicensemble.你们好妈妈奥森你好丹妮尔Hey,mom,Orson.Hi,Danielle.这是我老公里奥Oh,Iwanttomeetmyhusband1.eo.跟你们见面真高兴里奥见到你很开心lt,snicetofinallymeetbothofyouinperson.1.ovelytomeetyou,1.eo.这小家伙是谁啊Hey,who'sthislittlelinebacker?你好本杰还记得我吗-不记得Hi,benjy.Rememberme?I'mnotsure.没关系所以你们要过来看看That'sokay.That'swhatthisvisitisfor,right?了解下对方Gettingtoknoweachother.你这周末都会在这了是吧Nowwehaveyouforthewholeweekend,right?是的整整三天Yep,wholethreedays.太好了因为我们做了很多安排Oh,good.'Causewe'vemadelotsofplans.我们打算带你去马戏团We'regonnatakeyoutothecircus如果你♥爸♥妈没意见的话丹妮尔我能去吗ifit'sokaywithyourfolks.CanIgo,Danielle?”丹妮尔"他直接叫你“丹妮尔”"Danielle"?Didhejustcallyou"Danielle"?那就是我的名字啊Well,itismyname.这个我知道还是我起的Yes,mawareofthat.Ipickedit.我只是觉得mjustconcerned人们会把这看成不敬peoplemightviewitasasignOCum,disrespect“人们“你是说你自己吧By"people,"youmeanyou?里奥拿了这么多行李啊Uh.1.eo.1.ookatalltheluggageyouhavehere.我来帮忙-谢谢llgiveyouahandhere.Okay.Oh,thanks.我说清楚点Um.letmebeclear.我可不想让他叫我“布里”Idonotwanthimcallingme"Bree."不用担心我告诉过他了叫你“外婆”Oh,don'tworry.Itoldhimtocallyou"granny."是的尽管本杰明卡茨只有6岁Yes,Benjaminkatzwasonly6yearsold,他都知道butevenhecouldunderstand这会是thiswasgoingtobe.一个漫长的周末AIongweekend.孩子们都知道Anychildwilltellyou有游乐场的地方thatwhereyoufindaplayground,也会有youwillalsofind.恶霸Bullies.小霸王会带来伤痛Youngtyrantswhobringpain.Aah!惊吓Intimidation.Aah!和暴♥力♥Andviolence.受到这种欺凌时孩子们会怎么做Whatcanchildrendointhefaceofsuchtorment?当然有个明显的答案Well,thereisoneobviousoption,但不是每个孩子都会跑回家找妈妈butnoteverychildiseagertogorunninghometomother.宝贝Ugh.Hey.Hon.公园里怎么样等等Howwasthepark?Wait.Holdon.妈妈刚发现了第一根白发Mommyjustfoundherfirstgrayhair.把我拔下来从此不要再提它Ineedyoutograbit,yankitandneverspeakofitagain.看你的脸Oh.1.ookatyourface.被抓伤rIt,sscratched.发生什么事了Whathappened?没什么Nothing.衣服也破了Andyourshirtisripped.这周已经第二次了That'sthesecondtimethisweek.有人欺负你吗Issomeonepickingonyou?是谁Whoisit?是不是杰弗里海克森那个吃纸的怪小孩IsitJeffreyhixon,thatweirdkidwhoeatspaper?或者蒂米克罗利IsitTimmycrowley?他妈妈昨晚在车里睡的Hismomsleptinhercarlastnight.谁知道发生什么了Whoknowswhat'sgoingonthere?是不是你生口时Isitthatboyfromyourbirthday,欺负小马的那个男孩theonewhosluggedthepony?宝贝我知道你不开心Oh,sweetie.Iknowyou,reupset,如果说出来感觉会好多的butyou'llfeelbetterifyoutalkaboutit.什么事都可以跟我说我是你妈妈嘛Andthere'snothingyoucan'ttellme.myourmommy.我想跟爸爸说Iwannatalktodaddy.哦可以Oh.Okay.我们这就给他打电♥话♥We,llgivehimacall.你不会找到第二辆保持的这么好的车了Okay!You'renotgonnafindanotheroneinthiscondition.这辆车很棒Imean,thecarisaclassic.娜比拉你感觉怎久样Well,whatdoyouthink,nabila?我喜欢它但是不爱它Eh.Ilikeit.Idon,tloveit知道吗Tellyouwhat.加布和我想给我们的车找到好的新归宿GabyandIwanttofindourcaranicehome.所以我决定再少一千Sompreparedtoknockagrandoff.你认为怎么样再减五千我们可以谈谈Whatdoyousay?Isayknockoff5grand,andwe,lltalk.别这样已经比标的价格低了Oh,comeon.It'salreadypricedwaybelowbluebook,更不用说这车还是崭新的才不是崭新的nottomentionit'smint.Thisisnotmint.你看到没有保险杠这里有点凹进去了Hey,canyounotseethisdinginthebumperhere?这辆车能在5秒内从0发动到60Okay,thiscargoeszeroto60in5seconds.某人说“噢凹陷”的这段时间Bythetimesomeonesays,"w
