Desperate Housewives《绝望的主妇》第五季第二十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
前情提要Previouslyon.你是一个美丽优雅时髦的女人You'reabeautiful,elegant,classywoman.你不可能孤独终老布里准备离婚There'snowayyou'regonnaendupalone.Breepreparedfordivorce,但奥森另有打算butOrsonhadotherplans.保险欺诈可是重罪你真的想把你妻子送进监狱Youknow,insurancefraudisaseriouscrime.Youwouldactuallysendyourwifetoprison?我妻子不我前妻你说呢Mywife?No.Myex-wife?Youbet.现在你想带个十几岁的孩子回来卡洛斯做了正确的事Nowyouwannatakeinateenager?Carlosdidtherightthing.这是家人能为彼此做到的海勒医生死了Thisiswhatfamilydoesforeachother.Dr.Heller'sdead.私♥家♥侦♥探♥Amateursleuths.依我拙见当时的凶手Myguess.thepersonhewascomingtosee就是他前来拜访的对象isthepersonwhokilledhim.Zeroedinontheirprey.戴夫我必须杀掉M.J德尔非诺Dave.IhadtokillM.J.Delfino.戴夫拍了一段视频但蜜月回来前千万别看AndDavemadeavideo.Don'twatchittillyougetbackfromhoneymoon.新婚愉快谢谢Haveanicewedding.Thanks.好好照顾我儿子好吗Youtakegoodcareofmyboy,okay?你可以相信我Youcancountonme.三年前死神降临的清晨Thefirstthing1.iladashthoughtabout莱拉黛西醒来想到的第一个人是丈夫大卫thatfatefulmorningwasherhusbandDave.她想给他买♥♥条新领带Itoccurredtohersheshouldbuyhimanewtie.那天下午她又想到丈夫Shethoughtofherhusbandagainthatafternoon.她想为他做一顿丰盛的晚餐Anddecidedshewouldmakehimsomethingspecialfordinner.傍晚她再次想到丈夫Thatevening,1.ilaonceagainthoughtaboutherhusband.她自问是何神眷顾Andsheaskedherselfwhatshehaddone给了她一个todeservesomeone如此完美的丈夫sowonderful.你在想什么呢Hey,you.Whatareyouthinkingabout?没什么Nothin'.我们去吃冰淇淋吧Sowhatdoyousayweallgooutforicecream?我很想去不过我还得工作Oh,dloveto,butIbroughtworkhome.又是工作Again?是啊无聊至极Iknow.msoboring.要不你俩去吧Hey,whydon'tyoutwogo?算了吧明天我们一块去No.We,llallgotomorrow.你怎能忍♥心让小可爱渴望了一天却吃不到冰淇淋Nowhowcanyoumakethisfacewaitawholedayforicecream?装得伤心点1.ooksad.对就这样Yeah.Oh!好吧Oh,fine.我这就带她去lltakehernow.走吧亲爱的Comeon,sweetie.明晚怎么样Hey,howabouttomorrownight,明天保证不把工作带【可家llleavemybriefcaseattheoffice,我们去玩点开心的就我们（三andwedosomethingspecial,justthethreeofus?说话算数It'sadate.但没人知道她们的生命即将终结Buttherewouldbenotomorrowsfor1.ilaandPaigedash.因为那晚她们出了车祸Becausethatwasthenighttheycrashed.撞上了苏珊和麦克德尔非诺的车IntoSusanandMikeDelfino.莱拉黛西在生命终结那刻Thelastthing1.iladashthoughtaboutbeforeshedied脑中依然是丈夫大卫washerhusbandDave.她不知道丈夫会如何接受如此浩劫Shewonderedwhatherdeathwoulddotohim.莱拉是幸运的1.uckilyfor1.ila,她再也不会知道了shewouldneverknow.最近在美景镇的长老会教堂里Therewasaweddingrecently有一场盛大的婚礼atFairviewpresbyterianchurch.牧师宣读婚姻的本质Theministerspokeaboutthenatureofmarriage然后他像所有的牧师一样andthensaidwhatallministerssay做了最后的结语toconcludesuchmatters.你可以吻新娘了Youmaynowkissthebride.这时教堂钟声开始响起Itwasthenthechurchbellsbegantoring,告诉各地的准新娘们tellingbrides-to-beeverywhere下一个就是她们了theirturnwasnext.好啊新郎Heno,groom.知道吗Guesswhat?我给酒店打了电♥话♥并告诉他们我们快就要结婚了Icalledthehoteltotellthemweweregettingmarried.他们答应把我们的房♥间升级为套房♥Theypromisedtoupgradeustoasuite还有冰镇香槟andhavechampagneonice.很棒吧对很棒Isn'tthatterrific?Yeah.Yeah,that'sgreat.我希望你在说“我愿意”时Wow,Ihopeyoucanmusterupalittlemoreenthusiasm能比现在更激♥情♥一些forthe"Idos."抱歉我只是在想苏珊和M.J.msorry.mjustthinkingaboutSusanandM.J.为什么Why?当他们出发的时候感觉大卫怪怪的Well,whentheyleft,IjustgotaweirdvibefromDave.这就是大卫他总是让别人觉得很奇怪Davealwaysgivesoffaweirdvibe.That'sjustDave.不我应该打个电♥话♥给他们No,I-IthinkIshouldcall,em.或许你应该把行李放进车里Ormaybeyoushouldgetourbagsinthecar我们就不会误了飞机因为要是误了航♥班♥sowedon'tmissourflight?Becauseifwemissourflight,我们就会误了婚礼we'regoingtomissourweddingday,如果误掉婚礼andifwemissourweddingday,我们将会误掉新婚夜we'regonnamissourweddingnight.好我听你的Yeah,you'reright.可能我是杞人忧天了我这就去把东西装上车mprobablyworriedaboutnothing.llloadthecar.我们需要在商店那里停一下Uh,weneedtostopatthestore.我得买♥♥摄影带我有一些用过的Ihavetogetvideotapeforthecamera.Oh,Igotsomeoldonesinthedesk.拿一个在上面重录就行了Justgrabone.We'llrecordoverit.还有两个街口远她马上就到了She'stwoblocksaway.She'llbehereanysecond.太好了Great紧张吗Areyounervous?为什么我要紧张WhywouldIbenervous?家里会来一个少女Well,you'reabouttohaveateenagerinthehouse.我没说过我很平静Well,Ididn'tsayIwasn'tsedated.对我也有点紧张Yeah,malittlefreakedout,too.但我们在做好事Butwe'redoingtherightthing.是啊当我想到那个小女孩Yeah,whenIthinkabouteverything经历过的事情thatlittlegirl'sbeenthrough.父亲离开了她母亲又进了监狱Herdadwalkedout,hermother'sinjail,家人把她踢来踢去thewayshebouncedfromrelativetorelative.我希望这就是她的归属了我也是Ijustwantthistobetheendofthelineforher.Me,too.妈妈来了辆计程车Mommy,herecomesthetaxi!不知道她还记得我吗Iwonderifshe'llevenrememberme.可能不记得了她6岁后你就没有再见过她了Oh,Idoubtit.Youhaven'tseenhersinceshewas6.当她很小爸爸没去世前我常常和他俩Yeah,andwhenshewaslittle,Iusedtospendalotoftime在一起玩withherandherdadbeforeheleft.我记得带她去公园荡秋千Iremembertakingherontheswingsatthepark.给她买♥♥冰淇淋Irememberbuyinghericecream.还有让她骑在我肩上Iremembergivingherpiggybackrides.Ohh.感觉印象不深了1don'trememberthat.你告诉他要和他离婚Youtoldhimaboutthedivorce?我没得选他发现存储室了Ihadto.Hefoundthestorageunit.他要我解释Hewantedanexplanation.我当时被吓坏了Iwasinsuchastateofshock,不知道还能说什么Icouldn'tthinkofanythingelsetosay.布里这对你不利你不了解情况Bree,thisisn'tgood.Youhavenoidea.现在
