Elsbeth《奇思妙探（2024）》第一季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
你说会帮我找到我的理想型的Yousaidyou,dfindmethemanofmydreams.兰妮1.ainey,这男人可是身价过亿thismanisworthover$100million而且还不是秃头andhasallhishair.看他鼻子1.ookathisnose.行吧是也许是有点歪Okay,yes,maybeit'salittlecrooked.是短Short.他鼻子短到我无法直视Hisnoseistooshortformetolookat.今天我已经参加五场婚礼了玛格五场I'vebeentofiveweddingsthisyear,Margo.Five.这五场当中可没有一位新娘Andnotoneofthosebrides像我-样在红娘身上hasspenthundredsofthousandsofdollars花了几十万的onamatchmakerlikeIhave.问题出在哪里Whatistheproblem?是我的问题吗Isitme?当然不是Ofcourseit,snot.好吧我们都有自己Okay.Weallhave独特的爱情旅程ourownuniquelovejourneys.只要你继续相信Aslongasyoucontinuetobelieve-并拒绝将就错的人"-andrefusetosettleforthewrongperson,那丘比特就会射中靶心thenCupidwillhitthebullseye.,没错我读过你的书又花了我35块Yes,Ireadyourbook.Itwasanother$35.我会继续找的但你要理解Iwillcontinuesearching.Butyou,vegottounderstand,能找到个闹暇会去findingamanwhospendshisfreetime保护珊瑚礁protectingthecoralreef有一口好牙还有私人飞机的人是需要时间的hasgoodteeth,andfliesprivatetakestime.限你年底前找到Youhaveuntiltheendoftheyear.JuCr二妮1.ainey-如果你找不到我的完美男人Andifyoudon'tfindmemyperfectguy,我就告诉所有人暧神”玛格克拉克IwilltelleveryonethatMargoClarke,就是个骗子the"Goddessof1.ove,"isafraud.嘿Hey!警官你这是在干嘛Officer,whatdoyouthinkyou'redoing?这里是残疾人车位Thisishandicap.我在服用抗抑郁药monanti-depressants.不好意Excuse女士放开我胳膊Ma'am,letgoofmyarm.我只说一遍monlygonnatellyouonce.太没礼貌了Howrude!行了走吧你跟我走一趟That'sit1.et'sgo.Nowyou,recomingwithme.所以你要逮捕我了呗.Oh!Oh,sonowyou'rearrestingme?Mm-hmm.警校里不是教你们要将事态降级吗Didn'ttheyteachyoutodeescalateintheacademy?难以置信Unbelievable.你叫什么What'syourname?我曾经以为你这样的男人是不可能存在的Iusedtothinkamanlikeyoucouldn'tpossiblyexist.我存在的亲爱的Well,Ido,mydarling.现在我找到你了我再也不想跟你分开Andnowthatvefoundyou,Ineverwantustobeapart.兰妮安妮贝尔福1.aineyAnneBelfort.你是我认识的最了不起的女人.youarethemostamazingwomanIhaveeverknown.我希望能娶你为妻AndIwantyoutobemywife.我天-你愿意嫁给我吗Oh,myGod.Willyoumarryme?愿意YeslYes!愿意Yes!Oh!谢谢Thankyou.“爱神”回应早你的祈祷TheGoddessof1.ovehasansweredyourprayer.来挺快嘛Youmadegoodtime.外面冻死了路上都没人Well,it'sfreezingout.Noone,sontheroads.Whew.嘿我们不是说好了你要一直都带澳大利亚口音Hey,IthoughtWeagreedyou'dspeakAussieatalltimes.拜托没事啦这里又没别人Comeon,it,sfine.Noone'shere.你让我大老远跑过来做什么What'dyouhavemecomeallthewayoutherefor?这样更安全It'ssafer.我起草了这些Ihadthesedrawnup.不是吧离婚协议书Oh,comeon.Divorcepapers?是的你一周年纪念日到了Yeah.It,syourone-yearanniversary.你做到了Yamadeit.现在你可以跟兰妮离婚Nowyoucandivorce1.aineyandskiptown然后带着她的一大笔钱离开这座城市withasizableamountofhermoney.除去我那份可观的分成Minusmysizablecut不行我不能这么做No,Ican'tdoit.什么叫不能这么做Whatdoyoumeanyoucan'tdoit?舞台已经搭好Thestagehasbeenset.你最近有像我们排练过的那样找荏跟她吵架吧You'vebeenpickingfightswithherlikewerehearsed,right?有我不喜欢那样Yeah,andIhatedit.问题是我爱她Thethingis,Iloveher.怎么会-我就是很爱她How?Ijustdo.我想让她了解真正的我AndIwanthertoknowtherealme,youknow?你就是个网约车司机You'reanUberdriver而且连社区大学一个完整学期都没上完过whoneverfinishedafullsemesterofcommunitycollege.一兰妮已经知道我破产了-错1.aineyalreadyknowsmbroke.No.她是认为你的”加密货币交易'黄了Shethinksyour"cryptoexchange"wentbust.她还认为你在Shealsothinksyouhave布里斯班有个富裕的家庭awealthyfamilyinBrisbin而且你学历很不错呢可你并不是-是听着andfancydegrees.Yadon't.Yeah,well,listen,我们的感情没那么肤浅ourrelationshipain'taboutallthat.她爱我这个人Shelovesmeforme.兰妮没能力感知真爱1.aineyisn'tcapableofreallove.就算她有Andevenifshewere,你觉得她会怎么看待你骗她这事howdoyouthinkshe'dfeelaboutyoudefraudingher?我会告诉她是她改变了我Well,then,dtellherthatshechangedme.是我改变r你Ichangedyou!你有没有想过这样会对我的生意造成什么样的影响Haveyouthoughtaboutwhatthiswoulddotomybusiness?如果被她发现你就是我低配版科学怪人我的名誉怎么办Myreputation,ifshefoundoutyou'remylow-rentFrankenstein?兰妮是个好人她会不计前嫌的1.aineyisagoodperson.She'lllookpastallofthat.拥有信托基金的女人就不可能是善茬Womenwithtrustfundsaren'tgoodpeople.我愿意冒这个险mwillingtotakethatrisk.站住Stop!别这么做Don'tdothis.真♥相♥会让咱俩都进监狱的ThetruthwilllandUSbothinprison.我不想再说谎了mdonelying!我天Oh,myGod.塔肖尼女士Ms.Tascioni.抱歉我就是很喜欢这样的小摆件Oh,sorry.Ijustlovelittletchotchkeslikethis.那个词是犹太语意思是That'saYiddishword,itmeans-我知道是什么意思WAGNERIknowwhatitmeans.是哦抱歉Right.Sorry.你刚说什么来着Youweresaying?一个名叫加布里埃尔厄伍德的澳籍男子AnAustralianmannamedGabrielErwood,这人我还碰巧认识whomIhappentoknow,昨晚没回家didn'tcomehomelastnight.他妻子理所当然的感到担忧Andhiswifeisunderstandablyworried.谁是这个案子的负责人Who'sleadonthecase?你Youare.WAGNER我Me?但我意思是我不是警探ButI-1mean,m-mnotadetective.今天就证明下自己也许有一天你就是了呢Proveyourselftodayandmaybeonedayyouwillbe.有证据表明是谋杀吗Isthereevidenceoffoulplay?没他只是失踪了WAGNERNo.He'sjustmissing.在纽约一个成年人Um,InNewYork,doesn'tanadult不是一定要有被伤害的可能havetofaceacredibleriskofharm才会被视为“失踪”吗tobeconsidered"missing"?他妻子兰妮贝尔福Hiswife,1.aineyBelfort,WAGNER是我基金会的主要捐赠人isamajordonortomyfoundation.所以就是帮忙喽Oh,sothisisafavor.一位由持有同意令的Avisitfromauniformedofficer塔肖尼女士陪同的制♥服♥警的造访inthecompanyofMs.Tascioniwithherconsentdecree会向贝尔福女士证明我们willdemonstratetoMs.Belfortthatwearetaking对她丈夫的失踪非常重视herhusband'sdisappearanceSeriouslyyAGNER警监也许厄伍德先生没能可家Well,Captain,there,sprobablyalogicalexplanation
