So Help Me Todd《帮帮我托德（2022）》第二季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
帮帮我托德前情提要PreviouslyonSoHelpmeTodd托德你最近忙什么呢Toddwhathaveyoubeenupto?你被吊销了私♥家&hearts侦♥探♥的执照YoulostyourPIlicense还差点进了监狱andyoualmostwenttojail.人生低谷啊vehitbottom.我认为哈里离开了我1thinkHarryhasleftme.我要去冰岛mgonnagotoIceland,裸体在星空下漫游benakedunderthestars.你们俩It,sofficial.都正式离婚了You'rebothdivorced.Youshouldgo你真该去静修一下什么的弄清楚自己到底是谁onaretreatorsomething,figureoutwhoyoureallyare.一起吃晚餐以为你这辈子都说不出口呢Dinner?Ithoughtyou'dneverask.你拿回执照了我回归了Yougotyourlicense.Yeah.mback.维加斯今晚如何私奔那种吗Vegas?Whatabouttonight?1.ike,elope?她去维加斯了别去机场ShewenttoVegas.Don'tgototheairport明天一早在SeeyoufirstthingMondaymorning克莱斯特弗丁和莱特见atCrest,Folding&Wright.哈里冰岛太可怕了Harry?Icelandwashorrible.早安波特兰J,A.M.Portland./早上好波特兰Goodmorning,Portland.我是詹姆斯布勒mJamesBoule.我是詹妮弗吉诺拉早上好AndmJenniferGianola.Goodmorning.早上好Goodmorning.当然好Itcertainlyis.再会真好Toodle-oo.That'sexcellent.在我们开始前我想说Beforewecontinue,dliketosay.我天詹姆斯Oh,myGod!James!太阳晒屁♥股♥了公主Riseandshine,princess.Oh.我真是习惯不了你这发型Wow.Iamnevergettingusedtothathair.感觉我面对的是个替补艾莉森FeellikemdealingwithalternateAllison.Iam我就是替补艾莉森什么alternateAllison.Wha?!搞什么啊你居然把塔可包装What?YouleftTacoTrap就给我丢地板上了wrappersonmyfloor?哪有紧张啥啊What?Relax.至少还能弄清垃坂Atleastyoucanevendistinguishbetweentrash至少你还能弄清垃圾Atleastyoucanevendistinguishbetweentrash和你新公♥寓♥地板的区别andthefloorofyournewapartment.城♥堡♥我的新城♥堡♥Castle.Mynewcastle.如果你不喜欢这你可以很轻松的回到妈那里去住Andifyoudon'tlikeithere,youcaneasilygobacktoMom's,或者不那么轻松的跟杳克夏婚然后回到他那里去ornotsoeasily,undoyourdivorceandgobacktoChuck.谢谢你箕是太支持我了Thankyou.That'ssosupportive.等我把OnceIget信♥川♥k♥的事捋清楚了thiscreditcardthingstraightenedout,我就走llbeoutofhere.我就走llbeoutofhere.我这几天过的太惨了I'vehadaroughfewdays.所以给你弄头发的家伙说这是什么静修Wait.So,thishairguysaiditwasaretreat,但是他们就那么把你丢进山里buttheyjustdroppedyouoffinthemountains只给了你一个革果和一把刀吗withanappleandaknife?我不想再谈这事了Idon'twanttotalkaboutit,引用你的原话我只在这andletmejustquoteyouandsay,monlygonnabehere住几晚afewnights."嘿你的车♥库♥是空的Hey,yourgaragewasempty,可我给你住的可是高档沙发房♥andyetIamgivingyouprimecouchrealestate.这沙发闻起来股死人味儿Thiscouchsmellslikedeath.可千万别死在这张沙发上Donotdieonthatcouch.这沙发17块钱呢Thatcouchwas$17.这沙发17块钱呢Thatcouchwas$17.好我这就换衣服Allright,Iamgoingtogetchanged,去跑个步听听我的播客goingonarun,listeningtomypodcast.6000种方法制胜联调局探员吗6,000WaystoOutsmarttheFBI?超赞的It'samazing.然后我就要去上班了Andthenmzippingofftowork.所以早上好So,goodmorning,不要用那个水槽把那扇窗打开don'tusethatsinkoropenthatwindow.下午好再见Goodafternoontoyouandgoodbye.你到底怎么了Whathasgottenintoyou?怎么一副爽朗热心的样子Whyareyousochipperandgungho?因为我有个计划BecauseIhaveaplan.玛格丽特Psst,Margaret.弗朗西Oh,Francey!救命来了1.ifesaver.Oh.我的天哪GoodGodalmighty.我知道你好Iknow.Hello.What.我知道你好Iknow.Hello.What.周末过的不错哈So,longweekend,huh?成为冠名合伙人感觉一定很好吧Mustbenicetobenamepartner.Ah.等等你是一直待在格斯那吗Wait,wereyouatGus,placethiswholetime?是是Yes.Yes!简直棒极寸Itwasamazing.室A生AWaitaminute.Waitaminute.我需要进里面去躲会Ijustneedtoduckinhereforasecond.Okay.早上好米丽森特Goodmorning,Millicent.天你看上去Wow.Youlooklikehell.我知道Oh.Iknow.好吧但你不觉得Um,okay,butdon,tyouthink我们需要谈谈吗weneedtotalkabout,youknow?是是是Oh.Yes,yes,yes.好吧你进我公♥寓♥Okay,so,didyouseehim去拿这些衣服时看到他了吗whenyouwentintomycondotogettheseclothes?看到了哈里嘛Yes.Harry.他还在呢他还在呢He,sstillthere?He'sstillthere.等会你真的都没跟他说话吗Butwait.Didyoureallynotevenspeaktohim?你就直接摔门走了Youjustwalkedawayandslammedthedoor?我为什么要在那个人身上浪费我的时间啊WhyshouldIgivethatmanonesecondofmytime?他跑到冰岛消失了一整年HedisappearedtoIcelandforanentireyear.我就在这呢啊mrighthere.所以弗朗西So,Francey,Uh-huh.你看到他的时候whenyousawhim-哈里他在干嘛呢Harry-whatwashedoing?吸尘吸尘Vacuuming.Vacuuming?!对在我的公♥寓♥里Yes.Inmyapartment?还在烤司康司刚Andbakingscones?"Scons'?司康Scones.他是要干嘛啊Oh.Wh-Whatishedoing?不行你坐下一趟Ah-ah.Takethenextone.你不能永远I可避他吧Youcan'tavoidhimforever.RATION既然他可以离开我Ifhecanwalkoutonme,我也可以离开他Icanwalkoutonhim.可他为什么还在那啊Whyishestillthere?他为什么就不能自己离开呢Whywon'thejustgoaway?你告诉格斯了吗DidyoutellGus?没有No!Oh,yeah,it's.我谁都没告诉Itoldnoone.你也不许说Andyouwon't,either.我刚找回自己的生活Ihavejustgottenmylifebacktogether.我可不会弗朗西你给我拿的衣服AndIamnotgoingtojust.Francey,everything怎久都这么奢华啊对啊thatyoubroughtisjustsofancy.Yes.因为你10点有个Becauseyouhaveyournamepartner冠名合伙人欢迎早餐welcomebreakfastat10:00.什么我天我忘的一干二净What?1Oh,my.Icompletelyforgot.把你的丝巾给我Okay,givemeyourscarf.好吧所以Okay,so,你没跟哈里说话没youdidn'ttalktoHarry?No.我就点头打了个招呼然后就拜拜了Inoddedhelloandgoodbye.Uh-huh.他很忙忙着清理猫窝呢Hewasbusy.cleaningoutthecatbox.我没有猫Oh.Idon'thaveacat.现在有了Well,youdonow.你好Hello.你好Hello.他还养了猫Hegotacat?他是怎么想的啊Whatwashethinking?我的名字上墙了吗Ismynameonthewallyet?好吧做标牌的那家Oh.Oh,okay,well,so,therewasaprintingerror出现了一个打印错误withthesign-maker,and-atypo-不知怎么搞的他们把你名字的前两个字母印上了andsomehow,theytookthefirstt
