So Help Me Todd《帮帮我托德（2022）》第二季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
我不会有事的llbeokay.我不会有事的llbeokay.嘿伙计你没事吧Hey,man,youallright?苏珊TODD:Susan!嘿苏珊Hey,Susan.你是赶着去救火还是怎么的Whoa,where'sthefire?我喊你都喊了一个街区了vebeenyellingtoyouforthelastblock.抱歉嗨嗨Oh.Sorry.Hi.Hi.我刚神游来着今早有重要会议Uh,lostinmythoughts.Importantmeetingthismorning.虽然只是走个形式但你知道我I-1thinkit'sjustaformality,but,youknowme,还是让我挺有压力的mstillstressingoutoveritanyway.还是让我挺有压力的mstillstressingoutoveritanyway.作为波特兰未来排名第一的Well,astheownerofPortland'sfuture私♥家♥侦♥探♥事务所的老板numberoneprivateinvestigationfirm,我对重要会议还是略知一二的Iknowathingortwoaboutimportantmeetings.我的意思是重不重要我一看便知Imean,whenIhavethem,Iwillknowthem.而且我一定有会开就在不远的将来AndIwillhavemeetings.Itiscertainlyinmyfuture.早晚的事业务进展还很缓慢是吗Someday.Thingsstillslow?我更愿意把它想成是Uh.Youknow,Iprefertothinkofit幼虫阶段就是你的私♥家&hearts侦♥探♥所蝴蝶asalarvalstage,youknow,before-.yourbusinesstransforms成为波特兰第一之前的阶段intoPortland'snumberoneP.I.butterfly?没错了Exactly.她啊UghHer.她啊Ugh.Her.给那个女人干过几次活Didafewjobsforthatwomanonce.绝对的卑鄙小人趁火打劫Totalsleazeball.Ambulancechasing.那些事啊我讲给你听你都不敢信Youwouldn'tbelievethestoriesifItoldyou.说实话总算不用跟她打交道了真是谢天谢地Honestly,thankGodthat'sbehindme.我天她过来了Oh,myGod.Theresheis.托德菜恃你别走ToddWright!Don'tmove.她好像看见我了苏珊托德莱特托德莱特Thinkshesawme.Susan.BE1.INDA:ToddWright!ToddWright!别跑苏珊别丢卜.我一个Don'tyoumove.Susan,donotleavemealonewithher.拜托了苏珊苏珊我得去开会了Please.Susan,Susan.Igottogettothatmeeting.祝你好运吧不不不不But,uh,goodluck.No,no,no,no,no.嘿我最爱的私人混♥蛋♥Hey.Myfavoriteprivatedick.正是我要找的JustwhoIwaslookingfor.是嘛为什么啊Uh,really?Why?老朋友就不能叙叙旧吗Can'toldfriendsreconnect?好吧Okay,well.我惹上了一起法律纠纷minalittlebitofalegaldustup.不过不用你担心Don'tworryyourprettylittleheadaboutit.没有贝琳达搞不定的事一如既往Belinda1Sgonnalandonherfeet,asalways.但我需要个律师ButIneedalawyer.你就是律师啊Youarealawyer.另一个律师Adifferentlawyer.不如你把你妈妈介绍给我啊Whatsayyouintroducemetoyourmom?她可忙了Oh,um,she'sbusy.所以我才需要你走个后门嘛That'swhyIneedyoutogreasethewheels.忽悠她Charmher.我忽悠她她可是我妈Charmher?She'smymom.而且说真的她超忙的Andseriously,she's,like,extrabusy.而且说真的她超忙的Andseriously,she's,like,extrabusy.我第一次遇到一个不是超忙的人你猜是谁Guesswhowasn,t11extrabusy"whenIfirstmethim?你You.我拉了你一把1helpedyouout.帮了你的忙Iscratchedyourback.现在我的后背超痒的（急需帮忙）Andmine'sgettingrealitchy.那你就抹点药膏呗Ithinkthere'sacreamforthat.我我不明白为什么要炒我I-1don,tunderstandwhymbeingfired.我做错什么了WhatdidIdowrong?什么都没做错Absolutelynothing.只是你那个位置人员冗余了We'vejustdiscovereda.redundancyatyourposition.而因为你是最后进公♥司♥的Andbecauseyouwerethelastonehired.丽萨1.isa.如果你需要推荐信什么的ifyouneeda-arecommendation跟我说一声就行oranything,justask.推荐信没法帮我交房♥租Arecommendationisn'tgoingtopaymyrent.天哪DearGod.嘿你把丽萨炒了Hey,youlet1.isago?那你是需要找新办公室经理吗还是So,doyouwantresumesforanewofficemanageror.?哦懂了Oh,wow.Okay.我们已经到这步了哈Sowe'reinthatsituation.等等我是不是要担心了Wait,shouldIbeworried?不会Oh,no.我们只是出现r暂时性的现金流问题We'rejust,uh,experiencingatemporarycashflowissue.没什么大不了的Nothingmore.我不得不取消办公室的茶点I'vehadtocanceltheofficepastries优质咖啡当然还有丽萨andthegoodcoffee,and,ofcourse,1.isa.但是其它一切正常But.“it'sundercontrol.尽在掌握Itis.我差点忘了Oh,urn,Ialmostforgot.你跟苏珊有会YouhavethatmeetingwithSusan.什么现在吗What?Now?我们能重新安排到Uh.Oh.Canwerescheduleituntil-早啊我可以进来了吗Morning.Youreadyforme?好进来吧Yes.Comein.我知道这事你知道So,Iknowthatyouknowthis,6个月前我们说过butsixmonthsago,youandIspokeaboutme我晋升高级助理的事beingpromotedtoseniorassociate.我们选了个未来的日子来谈Wepickedadateinthefuturetotalk,就是今天andthisisit.好Yep.Okay.我带来了四个小客户Um,vebroughtinfoursmallerclients,主导了三次庭审五次和解谈判wasleadinthreetrials,fivesettlementnegotiations还有一次遗嘱听证会and-andaprobatehearing.更重要的是我已经准备好了More-moreimportantly,mready.苏珊我真为你骄傲Susan,Iamsoproudofyou.而且亳无疑问这是你应得的Andthere'snoquestionthatyoudeserveit.但是我也是But.vealsobeen过去两年里开票额最高的法律助理thehighestbillingassociateforthepasttwoyears.但我想我们可能要ButIthinkwe'regonnahavetoputa-apininit,等一阵子再说justforabit好吧那要等到什么时候Okay,sowhen?下个月Nextmonth?Um.我是说你是冠名合伙人了Imean,you'reanamepartnernow.就是你一句话的事对吧Youcanmakethishappen,right?没那么简单我Well,it'smorecomplicatedthanthat.1.妈贝琳达塔特尔上楼来了Mom.BelindaTuttleisonherwayup.什么那个事故律师吗为什么啊What?Theambulancechaser?Why?不如我另外找时间吧我去跟弗朗西说一声Maybelljustreschedule.lltalktoFrancey.不是等等苏珊等下听我说No,wait,Susan,Wa-Justwait.1.isten.我的拍照被吊销后Okay,soafterIlostmylicense搬到你这之前我给贝琳达塔特尔andbeforeIstartedhere,Ididafewtinyjobs干过几次小活特别小那种forBelindaTuttle,like,nothingjobs.找到了几个目击者找到了一只失踪的耳朵Foundacouplewitnesses.Trackeddownamissingear.说来话长失踪的耳朵托德1.ongstory.Amissingear?Oh,Todd.我当时饥不择食嘛Iwasdesperatebackthen,但现在我要重塑我的公众形象butnowmrebuildingmypublicpersona.托德2.0Todd2.0.2.1我其实也记不清楚自己到底是几点几了2.1?Ihonestlycan'trememberwhatpointmat.而我不想让贝琳达和她臭大街的名声AndIdon'twantBelindaandhersleazyreputation把我拖进坑里draggingmebackdown.但是她让我帮忙However,shehasaskedme把她介绍给你tomakeaprofessionalintrotoyou,我出于好心andjusttobenice也是为了摆脱
