Futurama《飞出个未来（1999）》第八季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

飞出个未来（吃吧!单身狗粮）（现推出口味!）（老妈牌老式机器人润滑油）（集体催眠时间）（单身狗粮）（老妈牌友善机器人公♥司♥）很壮观,是不是？Spectacular,isn'tit?大概吧,这是什么？Probably!Whatisit?我打造了整个宇宙的模拟世界！vecreatedasimulationoftheentireuniverse!这样的话,那很糟Oh!Inthatcase,itstinks.我一直忘记,教授我们是在整个宇宙吗？Ikeepforgetting,ProfessorAreweintheentireuniverse?.喔,当然是Why,naturally!好消息,各位!我们有货要运送Goodnews,everyone!We'vegotadelivery!但首先来点名！Butfirst,rollcall!莉拉？有1.eela?-Here.弗莱？-到Fry?-Present!遨遢鬼-有Scruffy?.Yep.赫米斯-到Hermes7Check.班德-看我的闪亮金属像素Bender7Bitemyshinymiddlepixel!艾米在Amy7Shmobviously.还有其他人Andtherest.我是团队中的无名氏Hooray!manunnamedmemberofthegroup!太厉害了,教授这模拟怎么能做得这么烂？That'samazing,Professor!How,dyoumakeitsocrummy?这可不容易Itwasn'teasy.就算要达到这种程度的真实感Eventoachievethislevelofrealism都需要大量的计算能力requiresvastamountsofcomputingpower.我的辛普创比一百个灭蚊灯的用电量还多MySimputronusesmoreelectricitythan100bugzappers.（辛普创）这让我想起,我要拔掉灭蚊灯的插头Whichremindsme,Ihadtounplugourbugzappers.打到了0w!-Gothim!蚊子还活着Themosquitoisstillalive.有蚊子吗？There'samosquito?听着洛位1.istenup,threeple!今天你们要把这包裹送到太空义大利Today,you'llbedeliveringthispackagetoSpaceItaly.太空义大利？SpaceItaly?我知道,取名称这么偷懒很丢脸Iknow,it'sanembarrassinglylazyname.但你在从头创造整个宇宙时But,whenyou'recreatinganentireuniversefromscratch,无法为所有东西编造可信的名称youcan'tmakeupabelievablenameforeverything.有时你就是必须取太空义大利或机器人星球Sometimes,youjusthavetogowith"SpaceItaly"or"theRobotPlanet"或佐艾伯格医生这种名称or"Dr.Zoidberg."荒谬至极Preposterous.太空义大利!班德,你去送那个包裹吧？Wow,SpaceItaly!Youdeliveringthatpackage,Bender?要我爬那楼梯?敬谢不敏Upallthosesteps?Nograzie.我就投进特雷维喷泉许愿lljustchuckitintoTreviFountainforgoodluck.爸爸咪呀,撞到太空教宗了！Papapia!Hehit-atheSpacePope!你因为打伤教宗而被捕You'reunderarrestfor-abonkingHisHoliness.我就说吧,这家行星快递真的很不入流Itell-ayouhis-aPlanetExpresscompanyisarealtwo-bitoperation,eh?至少有三流！Morelikethree!既然我们来了,要游览一下景点吗？So,um,aslongaswe,rehere,wannaseethesights?来到太空罗马时WheninSpaceRome.米开朗基罗的大卫像真是栩栩如生Michelangelo'sDavid!Solifelike!大卫,下面好歹遮一下Jeez,Dave!Getafigleaf!啦啦啦?Lalala!?啦啦啦?Lalala!?我就是不懂为何它不会倒Ijustcan'tunderstandhowitdoesn'tfalldow.我来拉你一把1.emmegiveyouahan.天啊,他们俩如胶似漆的Oh,mama,they'regoingatitliketwopacksofgum!班德给我们一点隐私Bender,giveusalittleprivacy.所以在这砂锅里的人知道自己身在模拟世界吗？So,dothosepeopleintheCasseroleknowthey'reinasimulation,还是他们以为自己是真实的？ordotheythinkthatthey,rereal?他们当然以为自己是真实的Ofcoursetheythinkthey'rereal.对他们来说我软体中的法则就是他们的物理定律Tothem,therulesofmysoftwarearejusttheirlawsofphysics.但我们也认为自己是真实的But,wethinkwe'rereal.我们的宇宙有没有可能是模拟的？Couldn'touruniversealsobeasimulation?绝对不是,不可能Absolutelynot!Nochance.这想法本身就很荒谬Theveryideaispreposterous!你怎么能这公确定？Howcanyoubesosure?因为从计算角度来看就不可能Becauseit'scomputationallyimpossible!例如,每个小东西.移♥动♥时宇宙中的每个原子Forexample,everyatomintheuniverse都会受到影响isaffectedwheneveronelittlethingmoves.例如我的屁♥股♥?1.ikemyass?对!来吧Ohyeah!Comeon!那是很完美的例子,班德电臀舞跳得挺不错That'saperfectexample,Bendenandsomeprettydecenttwerking.我的软体不可能计算班德的屁♥股♥Mysoftwarecan'tpossiblycomputethegravitationalchanges和其他所有粒子之间的重力变化betweenBender'sassandeveryotherparticle,所以我必须让资讯soIhadtohavetheinformation以固定的速度逐渐向外传播traveloutwardgradually,atafixedspeed.就像我们宇宙的光速？1.ikethespeedoflightinouruniverse?对！Right!那只是巧合Oh,fuff.That'sjustacoincidence.我必须抄捷径Ihadtocutothercorners,too.我是说,我的模拟甚至无法准确追踪所有东西的位置Imean,mysimulationdoesn'tevenkeeptrackofexactlywhereeverythingis.接受所有赌注猜猜球在哪个杯子里,猜中就不打你Takingallbets!Findtheball,winmenotpunchingyou!我用最后五元赌一号♥杯,我下十元好了Mylast$5oncupnumberone!Infact,makeitmylast$10!又一个合宜的例子Anotherconvenientexample.我那偷懒的软体根本不会判断球在哪个杯子里Mylazysoftwarewouldn'tevendecidewhichcuptheball'sin直到有人实际打开看untilsomeoneactuallylookedatit.在打开看前,两个都有可能Untilthen,it'sjustsortofinboth.所以你的程式设计捷径就像我们世界中的量子力学？So,yourprogrammingshortcutislikequantummechanicsinourworld?正是Exactlylikethat!有意思Hm,interesting.我想说的是Iguesswhatmtryingtosayis我们的宇宙可能也是一种模拟ouruniverseisprobablyalsoasimulation.什么？What?但你刚刚才说不可能But,that'stheexactoppositeofwhatyousaidoneminuteago!新证据出现了,我就改变想法Newevidencewaspresented,andIchangedmymind.我是科学家,不是mascientist,nota.笨蛋？政客Idiot?-.politician.天啊,想想看,你若发现你整个人格Man.Imaginehowawfulitwouldbe只是模拟出来的,那会有多可怕就像班德的人格tofindoutyourwholepersonalitywasjustSimulatedJikeBender's.什么模拟?是在说像谁吗？Whuzzulated?Likewhozer,s!?我只是在说你是人工智慧,班德Ijustmeanyou'reanartificialintelligence.Bender.就像在教授的模拟世界中的人1.ikethepeopleintheProfessor,ssimulation.人工？对Artificial?-Uh-huh.Yep.你为什么要告诉我?你毁了我的人生Why'dyouhavetotellme!?Youjustruinedmylife!我的人生原来是大骗局！Mybigfatfakelife!你是行走的铁桶You'reawalkingbucket!你怎么能说我不是真实的？Howcanyousaymnotreal!?如果你扎我,我不会流血吗？Ifyouprickme,doInotbleed?好吧,这例子不好Okay,thatwasabadexample!我流血了-炫耀喔0w!mbleeding!Showoff.乖,班德,你跟我们一样是真实的Therethere,Bender.You'reasrealasanyofus.哲学家笛卡儿说ThephilosopherReneDescartessaid,我思故我在，你会思考吗？"Ithink,thereforeIam."C