Futurama《飞出个未来（1999）》第八季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
飞出个未来（找出隐藏故事）（吃吧!单身狗粮）（现推出U味!）（老妈牌老式机器人润滑油）（集体催眠时间）（单身狗粮）（老妈牌友善机器人公♥司♥）（粪便拾取器）（狗狗公园站）你的狗友善吗?还是就只是长得丑？Isyourdogfriendlyorjustugly?很友善Veryfriendly!但他不是狗But,he'snotadog.（耶鲁法学院）我要告死你Iamgonnasueyouforeverylast-AhIPursuantto-乖狗狗Gooddog.今晚的中奖号♥码是大约六号♥Tonight'swinningnumberwasapproximatelysix.大部分宠物不都是在家进食在外面大便Don'tmostpetseatathomeandpoopoutside,就像大学生那样吗？-尼布勒比较喜欢用猫砂盆likecollegeStudentsVNibblerprefershislitterbox.里面有来自他家乡世界的珍贵沙子含有不可或缺的矿物质Itcontainsprecioussandwithessentialmineralsfromhishomeworld.况且里面有麻痹嗅觉的水晶Plus,it'sgotnose-numbingcrystals.难怪你从不清理So,that'swhyyounevercleanit!对,说到换话题Uh,rightandspeakingofchangingthesubject,谁想看拜斯葛利格利夫的新外星人语电影？whowantstoseethenewalienlanguagemoviebyBaxGlygglif?我听说很精彩Iheardit'sbrilliant!抱歉,我不看字幕,我看电影时Ah,sorry.Idon'tdosubtitles.WhenIgotothemovies,不想要杳手♥机♥Idon'twannahavetolookupfrommyphone.我想看电影,莉拉dliketoseethefilm,Leela.尼布勒,你会说话!-你老是忘记我会说话Nibbler!Youcantalk!YoualwaysforgetIcantalk.尼布勒,你会说话！Nibbler!Youcantalk!（洛斯影城益智巴拉）（劲棕桐奖得奖作品）多浪漫的电影啊Whataromanticmovie!达达说这句话时我的心都要融化了MyheartjustmeltedwhenDupdupsaid.虽然我不太喜欢那个漂浮的大脑袋瓜AlthoughIwasn'tcrazyaboutthatbigfloatinghead.那是这部电影的精髓Itwasthebestthinginthemovie!不,我是说前排的观众挡住我的视线No,no.Theoneinfrontofme,blockingmyview.主打一乘四乘九物体的电影的三乘二十三乘二十九数字的What'sa2x3x5letternamefora3x23x29numbername名称的二乘三乘五字母的名称是什么？foramoviefeaturinga1x4x9object?简单，«2001太空漫游Easy.ASpaceOdyssey.（«2001太空漫游）尼布物你真是我一辈子的好朋友我最棒的宠物朋友Nibbler,youreallyaremyBFF.Mybestfurryfriend.太肉麻了？Toocorny?（耶鲁法学院）只是-颗毛球,我完全没Merelyahairball.mperfectly-我们要去检查一下Uh,let,sgetthatlookedat.（动物诊所）（免费续猫）他好像吞下了这个内视镜Well,heseemstohaveeatenthisendoscope.而且他有寄生虫Butalso,he'sgotworms.寄生虫?就这么简单？Worms?That'sall?不,一点都不简单No.That'snotall.听我说完,寄生虫在攻击他的大脑1.etmefinishspeakingforonce.Thewormsareattackinghisbrain.不治疗的话他的智商会变得跟小狗一样Withouttreatment,he'11beleftwiththeIQofaterrier.波士顿？ABostonterrier.不！No!-MonDieu!幸好有药可治-什么药？Fortunately,there,sacure.Whatisit抱歉-伊维菌素SorryJvermectin.这是强效的驱虫药,好吗？It'sapowerfuldewormer,okay?如果你不打岔的话,我早就说完了Now,ifyou'redoneinterrupting,we'refinished.谢谢你-我还没说完！Thankyou-1!Wasn't!Finished!每三小时吃一颗Justonepilleverythreehours.来吧,张开嘴Comeon.Openwide.他不听话,他的脑袋不灵光了Hewon'tlisten.Hisbrain,sgoing.我妈妈总是把药藏在好吃的食物里例如面团Mymomalwayshidmymedicineinsomethingyummy.真是又蠢又悲哀1.ikepaste.-That'ssadanddumb.起司怎么样？Howaboutcheese?好,或许来个高达起司或好吃的布里起司Yes!CheeselMaybeGouda.Oranicebrie!（行星快递）（介子,玻色子）药效怎么样?你想玩量子猜字游戏吗？How'sthatmedicineworking7YouupforagameofQuantumWordle?来玩更需要决断力的游戏比如圈圈叉叉？Um,howaboutsomethingmoredeterministic,liketic-tac-toe?圈圈叉叉？我爱那个游戏Tic-tac-toe?Ooh!Ilovethatgame!有个必胜的诀窍Youknow,there'satricktowinning.一定要选“叉”AlwaysbeX.你想玩吗？Wouldyouliketoplay?当然,我选“圈”Sure!I'llbeO.你又该吃药了,尼布勒想吃点曼切戈起司吗？Youneedmoremedicine,Nibbler.我要美式起司每片单独塑胶包装的那种WantsomeManchego?MakeitAmericanJnindividualplastic-wrappedslices.不!莉拉,我是怎么了？No!Leela,what'shappeningtome?我一直像乖孩子那样按时吃药vebeentakingallmypillslikeagoodboy,yetstill,I.但我还是感觉我越来越笨了Ifeelmysmartnessslippingaway.我不知道,小毛球Idon'tknow,littleFuzzier.各位,悲哀的消息Sadnews,everyone.很好,你们已经开始哭了Ohgood,you'realreadycrying.尼布勒的药IE在杀死他身体里的寄生虫Nibbier'smedicineiskillingthewormsinhisbody,但猫砂盆也受到感染了butthey'vealsoinfestedthelitterboxitself.他每次用猫砂盆都会再度感染Theyreinfecthimeverytimeheusesit.那就把猫砂盆扔了Thenthrowoutthelitter.-No!不行,没有猫砂盆他会死Heneedsittolive!那是从他祖先的便便场拿来的It,sfromhisancestralpoopinggrounds.没有其他办法吗？Isn'ttheresomeotherway?只有一个办法,但幸好十分简单Onlyone.But,fortunately,it'sdeadsimple.你们必须缩小,与寄生虫面对面作战Youmustshrinkdownandbattlethewormsface-to-face!真的吗?听起来好恶心Really?Thatsoundsgross.老天,没错-而且很危险Ohmy,yes.Anddangerous.老天,没错至少十分简单Ohmy,yes!Atleastit'sdeadsimple.你这就错That'swhereyou'rewrong!还记得我的放大雷射吗？Remembermyenlargingray?不记得No.只要翻转镜头,就变成全新类型的雷射Byreversingthelens,itbecomesanall-newkindofray不会放大也不会缩小thatkeepsthingsthesamesize.然后稍微调整几处Then,withjustafewminoradjustments.瞧！Voil!缩小雷射！Shrinkingray!等你们进去后,就用装有致命的液状Onceyou'rein,you'llkilltheworms伊维菌素弹♥药♥的威力枪杀死寄生虫withhigh-poweredriflesloadedwithdeadlyroundsofliquidivermectin.你们就搭乘我用放大雷射放大的玩具坦克车进去Andyou'lltravelinthistoytankIenlargedwithmyenlargingray.帅喔Neat.还要川这轨道吗？-轨道?对,这是一整套的Andthistrack?-Track70h,right!Itcamewiththeset.各位,祝你们杀个痛快Everybodyin.Enjoythecarnage!艾米,滚下去Amy,shoveit!不要,你才滚下去No!Youshoveit!你是说滚这个Oh.Youmeanthisthing.唉口育喂呀Whoopsie-doops!我的肉酱！MyManwich!去吧,宝贝!加油！Go,baby,go!不no不管你们做什么,都不要离开坦克车Whateveryoudo,don'tleavethetank.那是帮你们柢御残酷的沙漠环境的唯一东西lt,syouronlyprotectionagainstthebrutaldesertconditions.不no还有不要尖叫Andnoscreaming!可怜的尼布勒要靠我们找出那些寄生虫PoorNibbIeriscountingonustofindthoseworms,不论这趟猎杀有多辛苦-那我们会需要猫砂盆食物nomatterhowgruelingthehunt.Then,we,llneedlitterboxfood.或许我们可以吃那些诡异的侏儒土狼飕鼠Maybewecaneatthoseweirdpygmyhyenamoles.亮晶晶的橘粉Orangesparklies?
