Life by Ella《艾拉的青春日志2.0（2022）》第一季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
为何不说我们要做什么？Whywon'tyoutellmewhatwe'redoing?因为如果告诉你你就会开始担心BecauseifItellyou,thenyou'llstartworrying.我根本不可能开始担心It'llliterallybeimpossibleformetostartworrying.我生来就忧心忡忡妈说我出生时皱着眉头Iwasbornworried.MymomsaidIcameoutwithafurrowedbrow.我们要运动吗？我可不擅长运动We'replayingsports?mnotthesportiestofguys.这我知道因为爰运动的人不会说“擅长运动”1know,becausesportyguysdon'tusetheterm"sporty."我还需要防护装备？Ineedprotectivegear?如果你重视自己的安全Onlyifyouvalueyoursafety.我们要进行折毛巾艺术？手工艺我没问题AreWedoingtowelorigami?Icangetdownwithartsandcrafts.我擅长手工艺是的手工艺爱好者会说自己“擅长手工艺”mcrafty.Andyes,craftypeoplecallthemselves"crafty."我们不是要做手工艺We'renotdoingartsandcrafts.那到底是什么？我受不了了Thenwhat?Ican'ttakeitanymore!好好的我告诉你吧Fine.Okay,lltellyou.我们要让自己不再有压力来吧We'regoingtostopstressing.Comeon.制冰机？我们要做刨冰球？Anicemachine?Arewemakingsnowcones?如果你认为头盔能缓解大脑冻结那我们得谈谈Ifyouthinkhelmetswillhelpwithbrainfreeze,weneedtotalk.你能不能相信我？Wouldyoujusttrustme?就知道不该相信你IknewIshouldn'thavetrustedyou.不过是滑冰块It'sjustice-blocking.这活动结合了卡丁车、雪橇和陡坡It,sacombinationofgo-karts,luge,andsteephills.这些东西本身我都不喜欢Idon'tlikeanyofthosethingsontheirown.我为何还结合它们？WhywouldIcombinethem?因为它是个令人兴奋的活动'Causeit,sexhilarating.因为它给予你的冲劲会提醒你：“今天我还活着”Becauseitgivesyouthekindofrushthatremindsyou,"Today,malive."在我们开始之前Beforewegothroughwiththis,你考虑过这个下午做其他活动吗？werethereanyotherplansyouconsideredforthisafternoon?我不知道1don'tknow.像查看我们地震配套元件的有效期？1.ikecheckingtheexpirationdatesonourearthquakekits?是的-没有我们山脚下见Yes!-No.Seeyouatthebottom.好耶Yeah!我在山脚了没看见你matthebottom.Idon'tseeyou.别害怕你行的Don'tbescared.Youcandothis.别害怕别Don'tbescared.Don'tbe嘿爸-是Hey,Dad.-Yeah.海带汤？Kelpsoup?Thatsmells.great.这闻起来真香很可惜我们刚吃了还吃了两餐ToobadWejustate.Twice.别担心我可以将它冷冻可能会流失些鲜味Don'tworry.Icanfreezeit.Itmightlosesomeofthatbrinyzest.我去去就回忘了我得去趟办公室llbeback.IforgotIhavetomakearuntotheoffice.为什么有股海水退潮味？Whydoesitsmelllikelowtide?开玩笑这食谱能让艾拉健康Youkid,butthisrecipe,sgonnakeepEllahealthy.海带富含碘Kelpisloadedwithiodine.像是给你的甲状腺注射冷压麦草汁It'slikeacold-pressedwheatgrassshotforyourthyroid.就连他的比喻也很恶心Evenhisanalogiesaredisgusting.你要做的就是尝一尝Allyouhavetodoistryit.我也想尝尝但我要迟到了dtryitmyseltbutmrunninglate.很迟了Solate.是你的损失It'syourloss.抱歉请问你有急救箱吗？Excuseme,doyouhaveafirstaidkit?每个房♥间都有怎么啦？Ineveryroom.What'sgoingon?你看看这-我该看到什么？Takealookatthis.-WhatamIlookingat?看起来像是一丁点污泥-是的但在这污泥下面是草灼伤Itjustlookslikeabitofdirt.-Yes,butunderthatdirtisagrassburn.可能是一级灼伤也可能是二级Possiblyfirst-degree.Maybesecond-degree.不完全清楚等级程度如何界定Notentirelyclearonhowthedegreescaleworks.怎么发生的？Howdidthishappen?我们去滑冰块凯的手肘擦过地面Wewentice-blocking,andKaigrazedhiselbowontheground大概有三秒钟forlike.3seconds.与其说擦过不如说是拖过Itwasmoreofadragthanagraze,我不知道被拖了多久因为时间如同静止了andIdon'tknowhowlongitwasbecausetimestoodstill.“滑冰块”？听起来很危险"Ice-blocking"?Thatsoundsdangerous.毫无疑问-百分百安全Clearly.-Itwascompletelysafe.我们戴了头盔和手套也涂了很多防晒霜Weworehelmetsandglovesandlotsofsunscreen.如果必须戴头盔就不安全了Ifyouhavetowearahelmet,it'snotsafe.跟我来Comeon.我可以带走这个吗？-用艾拉房♥里的吧CanIbringthiswithme?-JustusetheoneinElla,sroom.谢谢你和我一起去Well,thanksforgoingwithme.不客气但我再也不会那样做了You'rewelcome,butIamneverdoingthatagain.为什么？Why?万一我的手肘又出事呢？Whatifsomethinghappenstomyelbowagain?如果下次伤的不只是手肘呢？如果我受了重伤呢？Whatifit'snotjustmyelbownexttime?WhatifIseriouslygethurt?我想我知道下次做什么了1thinkIknowwhatweneedtodonext.拜托是关于地震配套元件Pleasebetheearthquakekitthing.是滑冰块Ice-blocking.你没听到我刚说的话？DidyounothearwhatIjustsaid?听到了所有的这些假设IE是我们必须再去一次的原因Idid.Andallofthosewhat-ifsareexactlywhywehavetogoagain.你女儿疯了Yourdaughterhaslostit.我儿子也是你们知道格雷迪在哪里吗？Well,sohasmyson.DoeitherofyouhaveanyideawhereGradyis?他不是因为H动贩卖♥♥机的事而留堂吗？Ithoughthehaddetentionbecauseofthevendingmachineincident.学校打来他说他要去趟洗手间Theschoolcalledandapparently,hesaidhehadtogotothebathroom然后就再也没回去他们检有自动贩卖♥♥机了吗？andthennevercameback.-Didtheycheckthevendingmachine?并不好笑-我没在说笑That'snotfunny.-1wasn'tjoking.我应该打电♥话♥问问Ishouldprobablycallandask.该死玩得很棒Dang.Nicemoves.爬行动物很难打败-用拉瓦尼特炸她就不难Reptilianistough.-NotwhenyoublastherwithLavanite.你以前来过这里吗？Have1seenyouherebefore?没有我第一次来我得翘留堂Nah.Thisismyfirsttimevehadtoditchdetention.我无法再忍♥受那个学校图书管♥理♥员♥了Icouldn'tstandanothersecondofthatschoollibrarian.她不停叫人安静？Sheanaggressiveshush-er?不她是个激励他人的模因打印机Nah.She,saninspirationalmeme-printer.她给了我20多张这个Shegaveme,like,20ofthese.“你或许会失去头发但绝不可失去信心”"Youmightloseyourhair,butneverloseyourfaith."你秃头还是怎么了？是给我姐的Yougoingbaldorsomething?-They'reformysister.你姐将会秃头？该死Yoursister'sgoingbald?Dang.你不知道我姐是谁对吧？Youdon,tknowwhomysisteris,doyou?我应该知道吗？她很出名？AmIsupposedto?Isshefamous?D她就是刚被任命为美国击剑队第二候补队员的女孩？Yo,isshethatgirlthatjustgotnamedsecondalternatetotheUSfencingteam?你肯定不是在这附近上学Youmustnotgotoschoolaroundhere.补习班宝贝Contin,baby!是补习学校Continuationschool.这所学校有大约20个孩子就在楼上It,saschoolwith,like,20kids.It,srightupstairs.你的学校在游乐中心楼上？Yougotoschoola
