Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第二十四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公叔公澳洲游危险警告大家好Yellow,everybody.我们现在即将抵达美丽的巴黎WearenowmakingourdescentintobeautifulParis.安全带指示灯打开了Theseatbeltsignsarenowon即将爆♥炸♥别的灯也开了andsoarealltheothersigns.不完了Ohno!Oh,golly!天才叔公我们在委员会UncleGrandpa,weatthecouncil要给你下达紧急警告haveanurgentwarningforyou.仔细听好1.istencarefully.抱歉没空Sorry,notime.在飞露营车FlyingtheR.V.快乐巴黎GayParis.澳大利亚爱之城Cityoflove.你好Bonjour.天才叔公UncleGrandpa!这不是法国巴黎Thisisn'tParis,France.是澳大利亚ThisisAustralia.我们一定是在希博伊根拐错弯了Wemusthavetakenawrongturnatsheboygan.不见得肚包1don'tknow,bellybag.如果说这里是澳大利亚IfthisisAustralia那这位逛超♥市♥的巴黎小伙子怎么回事thenwhat'swiththisyoungparisianboyatthelaSupermarche?收藏品槌鹊兄弟太棒了Thisisace收藏刚刚好Perfectformycollection.古老事实旧款飞人乔伊鞋VintageairJoeys!不错Nice!泰坦尼克百科全书Encyclopediatitanica.等等这张唱片是什么Hangon.What'sthisrecord?快给芥末酱不知道好不好听Iwonderifit'sanygood.我喜欢他的新歌♥Ipreferhisneweststuff.天才叔公Hey,UncleGrandpa.天啊Aww,man!我弄坏了你的唱片Ibrokeyourrecord.所有东西都弄坏了Ibrokeallthisstuff.我真不会做收藏Man,I'mterribleatcollecting.放松大笨蛋Relax,turkey.你的天才叔公来帮Yourunclegrandpussisheretohel-不好意思Excuseme.以前没这回事Thisneverhappens.别放心上Don'tworryaboutit.委员会忽略又是这群书呆子Notthesenerdsagain.给我滚Takeahike.刚说到哪了So,wherewerewe?我是乔伊mJoey.是个收藏家不过我碰上了麻烦Andmacollector,butmhavingahardtime我没地方存放我的收藏品becauseIdon'thaveanywheretoputmycollection.你不是袋鼠吗You'reakangaroo,right?把东西全放你袋里不就行了Whydon'tyoujustkeepallyourstuffinyourpouch,turkey?母袋鼠才有袋天才叔公Onlygirlkangarooshavepouches,UncleGrandpa.那就让你的天才叔公Well,whydon'tyouletyouroldgumpygumpgumps给你安个新袋吧setyouupwithabrand-newpouch?好吧Okay.我正好有东西IthinkIhavejustthething.那好吧Allrighty,then.是个拉链lt,sazipper.这安全吗Isthissafe?跟这疯狂城里的其他东西一样安全Assafeasanythingelseinthiscrazytown.好家伙真是太神了Stonethecrows,thisisamazing!现在我啥都能收集了NowIcancollecteverything!谢谢天才叔公Thanks,UncleGrandpa.抓到你了Gotyou.澳洲公园天才叔公随时准备行动UncleGrandpareadyforaction.我收藏的完美开始Theperfectstarttomycollection!你这只坏袋鼠快还我们玩具Youmeankangaroo,giveusbackourtoys!乔伊你抢走了小男孩的玩具吗Joey,didyoutaketheseboys'toys?来看看是什么这个一看就是1.et'sseewhatwegothere.Thisappearstobe天才叔公战斗小道具可动手办abattlegadgetUncleGrandpaposeablecharacterfigurine.这个一定是Andthisisclearly自行车战神格斯先生战斗手办abikerwarriorMr.Gusbattlefigurine.两个都是特别款Butbotharedefinitelyspecialeditions所以说严格上根本就不是玩具whichmeansthey'retechnicallynottoysatall是收藏者专属的藏品butcollectiblesforcollectorsonly.懂吗布雷特Understand,Brett?我懂1understand.你收藏吧乔伊Collectaway,Joey.感觉怎么样So,howdoesitfeel?感觉好棒Thatfeelsgreat!为他的事向你们抱歉Sorryabouthim.他刚入收藏坑He'snewtothecollectingthing.给收下这个超酷定制Here.Takethissupercool,made-to-order突变披萨史蒂夫度假豪华版超级公仔mutantPizzaSteveexclusivedeluxeeditionmega-doll.你不是说不是给小孩玩的吗Ithoughtyousaidtheyweren'tforchildren.他说的对维利He'sright,Willy.我懂Iunderstand.好耶Aw,yeah!你样子有点不-样了Youlookdifferentsomehow.戴了新眼镜吗Newglasses?天才叔公你启发了我UncleGrandpa,you'veshownmetheway.我要收藏到爆♥炸♥为IkIwanttokeepcollectingtillIexplode!你可能搞错重点了Ithinkmaybeyou'remissingthepoint.重点Thepoint?重点就在于收集Thepointistocollect!我不懂Idon'tunderstand!真是太棒了Thisisgreat!你可能会以为我现在更能帮助别人了You'dthinkdbebetterathelpingpeoplebynow.其实并没有Well,mnot.我要收集树木mgonnacollecttrees收集岩石androcks收集灌木andbushes收集悉尼歌♥剧院andtheSydneyoperahouse收集艾尔斯巨石andayersrock.澳大利亚狮身人面像这玩意Thisthing.不好了Oh,no!能让澳大利亚宜居的东西全让你收了You'vetakenallthethingsthatmakeAustraliabearable.你得要有点辨别能力才行You'vegottobemorediscerning.要是样样都收Ifyoucollectjustanything你只能变成囤积狂thatmakesyouabig,fathoarder.你难道不害臊吗Haveyounoshame?开什么玩笑Areyoukidding?!我是史上最棒收藏家mthegreatestcollectorofalltime!全都多亏了你天才叔公AndIoweitalltoyou,UncleGrandpa.怎么回事What'shappening?裂缝过来了Cracksbecreepingyo.过来了Deybecreepin,.叔公周刊什么地方Wherearewe?不好Oh,no!我们在澳大利亚地底下We'redeepdownunderAustralia.这就只能代表一件事Whichmeansonlyonething变异天才叔公委员会thecouncilofmutantunclegrandpas-澳洲部门Australiandivision-真正的地下居民truedwellersofthedownunda.他们已经深居澳大利亚地底数千年They'vebeenlivingbelowAustraliaforthousandsofyears能借第三只眼镜洞察未来andcanseethefuturewiththeirthirdeye.感觉有点可怕Theykindofcreepmeout.你们好Hey,guys!早安Goodmorning.天才叔公地表居民UncleGrandpa,thesurfacedweller我们已经多次尝试联♥系♥过你we'vemademanyattemptstocontactyou.有吗Youhave?我一定是给我电♥话♥关静音了Imusthavehadmyphoneonsilent.而且老是忘了看短♥信♥AndIalwaysforgettocheckmytextmessages.真的吗Really?上面显示'Causeitshows今天早些时候下午4点15的信息已读theywerereadat4:15P.M.earliertoday,mate.真奇怪That'sweird.我们的集体第三眼让我们预知到了Ourcollectivethirdeyeallowedustoforesee你最终会和你袋鼠朋友造成混乱thechaosyourkangaroofriendwouldeventuallycause因此我们才要警告你whichiswhywetriedtowarnyou不能给他无尽拉链aboutgivinghimtheeternalzipper.我知道情况有点失控了Iknowthatthingshavegottenalittleoutofhand澳大利亚文明都给整没了nowthatAustraliaisvoidofallcivilization不过这样你们就能有好理由butmaybethiswillgiveyouguy
