Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公披萨蒂夫叔公Hey,UncleG.披萨史蒂夫你拿了什么来PizzaSteve!Whatyagothere,buddy?是意式冰淇淋It'sItaliangelato.酷哥才配吃你压根不可能懂Cool-guyfood.Youwouldn'tunderstand.冰淇淋没错小妹That'sright,girl.那好吧那我们来碰个面吧Well,okay.Whydon'twegettogetherthen?说什么Whatisthis?!星期六晚上七点7:00Saturdaynight?等不及了Can'twait.好到时候见小妹Okay,seeyousoon,girl.谁打来的你女朋友吗Whowasthat,yourgirlfriend?没Nah我是在跟我按♥摩♥小姐罗兰达打电♥话♥Iwasspeakingwithmymasseuse,Rolanda.罗兰达挺会See,rolandahasawayof让我这把老恐龙骨头舒舒服服makingtheseolddinosaurbonesfeel-我有个女朋友Well,Igotagirlfriend.还挺神的Sothat,sprettyawesome.不过她不叫罗兰达Buthernameisn'tRolanda跟你的垃圾女友差不多likeyourlamegirlfriend.我女朋友就叫披萨蒂夫Mygirlfriend'snameis,uh,PizzaEve!随你怎久说Ifyousayso.不过我都叫她女伴也就是女朋友ButIcallhermyG.F.,whichstandsforgirlfriend.我还提到过她是富姐没AnddidImentionshe'samillionaire?好了我知道是怎么回事了Allright,Iseewherethisisgoing.你要是真有女朋友Ifyoureallyhaveagirlfriend怎么不邀请人家来共进晚餐whynotinviteheroverfordinner?好行可以Okay,sure,fine.就暂定明年某个时候吧llpencilitinnextyearsometime.不然今晚好了Howabouttonight?今晚Tonight?除非你还真没有女朋友Unlessofcourseyoudon'treallyhaveagirlfriend.天才叔公会做饭的Comeon,UncleGrandpawillevencook.我来煮蛋llmakeeggs!那就这么定了It'sallsettledthen.五点整来晚餐Dinnerat5:00sharp.带你女朋友过来Bringyourgirlfriend.所以你是想见我女朋友吗格斯先生So,youwanttomeetmygirlfriend,huh,Mr.Gus?新鲜出炉披萨史蒂夫倒要给你见识一下我有女朋友llshowyouI'vegotagirlfriend!什么不会吧不会吧What!?Oh,no,no,no,no,nah.没错就是我That'sright,it'sme披萨史蒂夫的超神女朋友披萨蒂夫PizzaSteve'sawesomegirlfriend,PizzaEve!你好披萨蒂夫Well,hello,PizzaEve.请进与我们共进晚餐吧Won'tyoucomeinandjoinUSfordinner?我不是很方便Actually,Ican't.我水上摩托艇违停到了禁停区Ileftmyjetskisdoubleparkedinanojet-skizone所以我没办法留下来soIcan'tstay.那可不行必须得留0h,no,Iinsist.蛋Eggs!天才叔公过来会会披萨史蒂夫的女朋友UncleGrandpa,comemeetPizzaSteve'sgirlfriend.早安安安安Goodmo-mo-mo-moooooooooorning!甜蜜的家养老中心天才叔公披萨蒂夫天才叔公你没事吧UncleGrandpa,youfeelingokay?不好说格斯先生Idon'tknow,Mr.Gus.我突然就很想嫁给披萨蒂夫IsuddenlyhaveadesiretomarryPizzaEve买♥♥♥房♥♥成家buyahouse,andstartafamily!我是怎么了格斯先生What'sthematterwithme,Mr.Gus?!你恋爱了You'reinlove!恋爱r1.ove?恋爱了1.ove?那可不行Noway.我可是披萨史蒂夫的女朋友mPizzaSteve'sgirlfriend我已经名花有主不能让你约andyoucan'tdateanotherman'sgirl.对吧格斯先生Right,Mr.Gus!格斯先生Mr.Gus?平常我都会觉得Now,usuallydsay强夺别人家女人这种事特别过分it,snotcooltostealanotherman'slady不过这种情况我就会觉得butinthisparticularsituation,dsay随心所欲就是好"theheartwantswhattheheartwants."我绝对不能违了我的心AndIcannotdenymyheart!你愿意嫁给我吗披萨蒂夫Willyoumarryme,PizzaEve?什么What?来吧我的爱人Come,mylove!格斯先生救命Mr.Gus,help!蛋煮得挺好吃天才叔公Thesearesomegoodeggs.UncleGrandpa.没空说话我要嫁人Can'ttalk,gettingmarried.要来牵手吗Wanttoholdhands?不要No!看到啥我就画啥IpaintwhatIsee.永远在一起跟我说吧披萨蒂夫So,tellmesomething,PizzaEve你为何一直想逃离我小妹whydoyoukeeprunningaway,girl?我们可以一同实现梦想Wecouldbelivingthedreamtogether.可你依然爱着披萨史蒂夫Butyou'restillcarryingatorchforPizzaSteve.我一定要弄清楚披萨蒂夫Igottoknow.PizzaEve他有什么特点是我没有的what'shegotthatIdon'tgot?披萨史蒂夫有劲爆的辣香肠片PizzaStevehasradicalpepperonislices还有酷哥墨镜超神的高速飞车cool-dudeshades,andanawesomespeedcycle.面对现实吧叔公Faceit,UncleG.你永远都不会有我男朋友酷的you'lljustneverbeascoolasmymainsqueeze.听你放狠话伤透了我的心Thoughithurtstohearyousaythesecruelwords我明白必须做什么了IknownowwhatImustdo.再见披萨蒂夫Good-bye,PizzaEve.说真的他居然这么轻易就不追我了Honestly,msurprisedhegaveupsoeasily.叔公UncleG?!叫我披萨叔公Callmepizzagrandpa.来看我这辆四轮摩托Checkoutthisawesomeatv.这些是我定制的辣香肠片Andthesearemycustompepperonislices-而且还配有极度逼真的披萨油completewithlife-likepizzagrease.你上哪整的Where'dyougetthose?披萨史蒂夫的房♥间PizzaSteve'sroom.你那是偷窃Butthat'sstealing.确实可披萨史蒂夫会这样吗Thatmaybetrue,butcanPizzaStevedothis?披萨史蒂夫会一边让轮胎倒着空转CanPizzaStevedoburnoutsbackwards一边喝巧克力奶吗whiledrinkingchocolatemilk?墨镜酷衣服Sunglasses,coolclothes极限飞车辣香肠extremevehicles,pepperoni?他吃透了我的He'sbitingmy-我是说Imean-他吃透了披萨史蒂夫的风格he'sbitingPizzaSteve,sstyle.披萨史蒂夫绝对不能容忍♥这种事PizzaStevewillnotletthisstand!谁都不准比披萨史蒂夫更披萨史蒂夫Nobodyout-PizzaSteve'sPizzaSteve.刚刚怎么样披萨蒂夫So,howwasthat,PizzaEve?你觉得算不算酷哥Cooldudeenoughforya?披萨蒂夫披萨蒂夫PizzaEve?PizzaEve?别装高冷了Don'tplayhardtoget.叔公你样子打扮得好有趣Hey,UncleG,interestinglookyougotthere.披萨蒂夫哪去了Where'sPizzaEve?她得去深海Shehadtogodeepintotheocean跟儿头吃人的鲨鱼一起游泳toswimwithsomeman-eatingsharks.吃人的鲨鱼你什么意思Man-eatingsharks?!Whatdoyoumean?抱歉叔公披萨蒂夫走了Sorry,UncleG,PizzaEve'smovedon.她就是那种作风That'sjusthowsherolls.她不想跟别的男人纠缠Shecan'tbetieddownbynoman.可是B-B-But可她在深海里一定会有危险butshemustbesovulnerableoutthereinthedeepbluesea.不好意思天才叔公Excuseme,UncleGrandpa.你最好坦白一下Youbettercomeclean,man.你骗人说自己有女朋友的事情Thislieabouthavingagirlfriend就快失控了isgettingoutofcontrol.我不知道你在说什么Idon'tknowwhatyou'retalkingabout.好要是你不愿意Allright,ifyou'renotgonna跟天才叔公坦白那我就去坦白tellUncleGrandpathetruth,thenIwill!不行啊No,don,tdoit!天才叔公披萨史蒂夫一直都UncleGrandpa,PizzaSteve'sbeen-天才叔公UncleGrandpa?他出门去了He,sbouncedoutofhere!知
