Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第二十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公骗人精给我站住身上有金子吗Stoprightthere!Yougotanygold?好好好让我看看那个笨玩意Yeah,right!Letmeseethatstupidthing!你怕不是往里面藏了金子You'reprobablyhidingsomegoldinhere.空的Empty!给我拿走白♥痴♥骗子快滚Here,youdumblittleliar!Now,getlost!哎哟喂FiddleDeetwiddles!照这样下去我绝对找不到我金子Atthisrate,I'llneverfindmegold.什么动静Where,sthatsoundcoiningfrom?早安爱尔兰Topo'themornin',Ireland!圣帕特里克节快乐AndhappySt.Patrick'sday.确实巨型写实风飞行老虎Yousaidit,giantrealisticflyingtiger.放眼望去尽是这个国家的真实写照Thissureisanaccurateportrayalofthiscountry.老爱尔兰可是天才叔公But,UncleGrandpa爱尔兰不到处都是小妖精吗isn'tIrelandfullofI-I-I-Ieprechauns?小妖精吗哪有的事1.eprechauns?!Thisguy!肚包大家都知道小妖精都是假的BellyBag,everyoneknowsleprechaunsaremake-believe.怎么这么紧张啊Whyyoustressin',dawg?你胳膊会绷紧的Yourshouldersaregonnagetalltense.并且我好朋友森林大王就住爱尔兰Besides,Irelandiswheremygoodfriendtheforestkinglives.他是我大学校友He,smyoldcollegebuddy.上的都是帮助孩子魔力专业Webothmajoredinchildhelpingmagic不过他后来走了商业路线buthetookthebusinessroute.每年差不多会做六尊塑像He,smakinglikesixfiguresayear.森林大王Theforestking?一听就是有我金子的人Soundslikejustthefellowwhohasmegold.给我走开Getoutofhere!我们最后需要担心的就是Thelastthinganyofusneedtoworryabout某些童话故事里的笨蛋怪人issomedumbfairy-talefreak.请问你可不可以帮我找我的金子Iwaswonderingifyoucouldhelpmefindmegold?小妖精1.eprechaun!居然是真的居然是真的They'rereal!They1rereal!我当然是真的Ofcoursemreal.而且我只是想知道我AndIjustwantedtoknowifI-什么Whatthe?!给我住手Stopthat!我要你们带我见你的森林大王朋友Ineedyoutotakemetoyourforestkingfriendand-我说给我住Isaidstopdoingtha你发什么神经Areyoucrazy?!别打我了Stophittingme!快肚包拿胡椒黏液Quick,BellyBag,thepepperslime!给Here!不不不No,no,no!上Go!真是岂有此理Forcryingoutloud-先听我说一下Justlistentomeforasec听我1.istentom-它还活着It'sstillalive!我们是不是对他太残暴了点Doyouthinkwewerealittleharshonhim?还不够残暴小妖精内心不纯洁No.Leprechaunsarenotpureofheart.并且怎么弄它们也不会有感觉Besides,theydon'thaveanyfeelings,anyway.我恨那家伙小妖精怎么他了Ihatethatfella!What,swrongwithleprechauns?我要是个人类小孩子IbetifIwereahumanchild他肯定就会来帮我he'dhavenoproblemhelpingme.等一下有了Waitasecond!That'sit!超强小男孩道具系列小男孩专用作业把自己伪装成人类小男孩lldisguisemyselfasalittlehumanboy他肯定就会来帮我了andthenhe'llhavetohelpme.哎哟喂TweedleDeetwiggles!我马上就会富得流油了mabouttobericherthanmewildestdreams!于是我就跟总管说道要是不带经理来SoItoldthemaitred,ifhedidn'tbringoutthemanager我就出不来这个制冰机了dnevergetoutofthisicemachine.你好我叫小布拉德利Hellothere!MynameislittleBradley!只是个穿越森林的小男孩mjustalittleol,boywalkingthroughtheforest.你好小布拉德利我是你的天才叔公Hellothere,littleBradley!myourUncleGrandpa!你这么年轻的爱尔兰小男孩What'saconvincinglyyoungIrishboylikeyourself来这边干什么doinghere?森林里有位可恶的小妖精Youknow,there'safilthylittleleprechauninthesewoods.超级丑还臭气熊天He'sreallyuglyandsmellslikechlorine.怕是一辈子都没有女朋友爱Probablyneverhadagirlfriendhisentirelife.不过我把他给吓跑了ButIscaredhimaway.他就跟小宝宝似的哭着跑远rHerancryinglikealittlebaby.估计跑别人垃圾桶大口吃垃圾去了He,sprobablyoutsomewheregorginghimselfontrashfromsomebody'sgarbagecan.好我都知道Okay!Igetit!我是说谢谢你警告我天才叔公Imean.Thankyouforthewarning,UncleGrandpa.请问能不能帮我找到我的金子呢Now,Iwaswonderingifyoucouldkindlyhelpmefindmegold?金子吗Gold?没听说过Neverheardofit.不过我特别爱帮助孩子们ButIsurelovehelpingkids!所以我会帮你忙的Sotheanswerisyes,I'llhelpya!你让我好快乐出发吧You'vemadethislittleboysohappy!Let'sgo!老虎麻烦看守一下露营车Tiger,beadollandwatchtherv我得去帮那位长胡子的小孩子whilemoffhelpingthatkidwithabeard.你放心你的天才叔公Don'tworry,yourUncleGrandpa马上就能找到你的金子isgonnafindyourgold,Iicketysplit!这是你的金子吗Isthisyourgold?不是.No.叔公论♥坛♥金子Gold?不是No.哎哟喂TwiddleDeeDee.天才叔公我跟你说这不是我金子1.ook,UncleGrandpa,thisisn'tmegold.柠檬不是我的金子1.emonsaren'tmegold.我的金子是一大堆亮晶晶的金币Megoldisabigpileofshinycoins-可以拿来买♥♥东西thatyoucanbuythingswith!有没有在附近看到那玩意Seenanythinglikethataround?金子就是金钱Goldismoney!我知道谁有很多钱Iknowwhohaslotso'money!那就是森林大王Theforestking,ofcourse!我知道他的神秘歌♥谣And1knowhissecretrhyme.森林大王快快现身Forestking,forestking,showmewhereyouare!跟我来年轻人Followme,youngboys!我来带你寻找森林大王llleadyetotheforestking!这边走年轻人Thisway,youngmen!有点吓人啊哎哟喂1.ooksalittlespooky,fiddleDeeDee.不用怕布拉德利Don'tworryaboutit,Bradley.这里没东西伤得到你Nothingcanhurtyou因为你就身在森林大王的森林王国intheforestking,sforestkingdom-前提是你内心纯洁justaslongasyou'repureofheart.看吧爱尔兰才不可怕See?Irelandisn'tsoscary-吓不到我们两位内心纯洁的小男孩certainlynotforustwopure-heartedboys.怎么可能会有东西伤得到我们呢Whatcouldpossiblyharmus?怎么了Whatisit,boy?觉得我很帅吗觉得我很迷人吗YouthinkIlookhandsome?Youthinkmcharming?机智幽默又漂亮吗Witty,droll,ravishing?有只怪物在咬你没感觉吗Amonsterbitingyou!Can'tyoufeelthat?!才没有早说过我内心纯洁了Nah.Itoldyou,mpureofheart!你吓不倒我我可是内心纯洁的小Youdon,tscareme!mapure-heartedBo-是不是皮痒了Tickles,doesn'tit,sport?等等我们Waitforus!布拉德利快来看Hey,Bradley,checkitout!我是渔夫mafisherman!现在你来Nowyoudoit!那个我Well,lfuh.我其实过敏而且我Yasee,Ihaveallergies,andI,uh.让你来Youdoit.难道说你内心不纯洁Orareyounotpure?那我就靠过去Guesslljustleanoverand.看一眼TakeaIooksy.哎哟喂DiddlyDee.我们到了We'
