Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第二十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公发明家导师请问谁能来提议一下Hey,guys,anybodygotsuggestions今天要上哪里帮助孩子onwhereIshouldhelpakidtoday?全世界各地我都能去mopentowhereverintheworld.商场如何Howaboutthemall?商场太远了Toofar.去不去意大利空手道的发源地HowaboutthebirthplaceofItaliankarate!而且这里最适合Andthebestplaceonearth来片正宗的意大利披萨togetanauthenticsliceofItalianpizza.可是披萨史蒂夫But,PizzaSteve我上周就去过加拿大了IjustwenttoCanadalastweek!披萨史蒂夫说的应该是意大利IthinkPizzaSteveisreferringtothecountryofItaly.意大利吗Italy,huh?好啊披萨史蒂夫Greatidea,PizzaSteve.是啊我知道Yeah,Iknow.有谁知道怎么过去吗Anybodyknowhowtogetthere?找到形状像大靴子的国家就行Justlookforthecountryshapedlikeagiantboot.谢谢Thanks.与此同时在意大利好再试一次Okay,letstrythisagain.一颗蛋固定在位置上Oneegg,niceandsecureinitsplace.口香糖现在轻轻往后推然后Nowllgentlypushthisbackand简易鸡蛋分离机的点了还是算了Well,somuchfortheeasyeggsplitteridea.我要怎久成为知名发明家HowamIevergonnabeafamousinventor我的发明全都很没用ifal)myinventionsareuseless?天才叔公UncleGrandpa?早安伊莎贝拉Buongiorno,Isabella.天才在工作你来干什么Whatareyoudoinghere?我来帮你应对生活中残酷的现实mheretohelpyoudealwiththeharshrealitiesoflife.算是我的职责吧It'skindofmything.叔公与合伙人有限责任公♥司♥随时来帮忙集满三枚即可免费获得圆珠笔Yougetafreeballpointpenonyourthirdstamp.很感谢你能来Iappreciatethevisit.但要是你没Butunlessyouhave能让我变成更好的发明家的发明aninventiontomakemeabetterinventor那你还是去帮别人好了maybeyoushouldjusthelpsomeoneelse.发明家是吗Inventor,huh?那要不要找位特别出名的发明家Well,whatifwegotareallyfamousinventor来帮你的忙tohelpyouout就是那位历史人物likethathistoricalguy名字还是照着某空手道神龟取的who'snamedafterthekarateturtleguy?你说的是不是意大利文艺复兴时期的AreyoutalkingaboutItalianrenaissanceman列奥纳多达芬奇1.eonardodaVinci?对给肚包一张笑脸标志Yes!HappyfacestampforBellyBag!终于啊Finally!你要怎么让达芬奇来帮我呢HowdoyouplanongettingDaVincitohelpme?他都仙逝好几百年了He,sbeendeadforhundredsofyears.简单有传送门药丸就行Easy-withtheportalpill.只要加水只要加点水Justgottoaddwater.去去就回1Iberightback.这就冷了Coldalready?!需求乃发明之母NecessityisthemotherOfinvention我这就发明带盖子的杯子sollinventthecupwithalid!你是列奥纳多达芬奇AreyouLeonardodaVinci发明了盖子的那位theinventorofthelid?对可是Yes,but跟我走一趟Yougottocomewithme.伊莎贝拉这是列奥纳多达芬奇Isabella,meetLeonardodaVinci.我的天啊真的是你Oh,mygosh!It'sreallyyou!当然是我了你哪位“Ofcourseit'sme.Now,whoareyou?我在哪我来这干什么WhereamI?WhatamIdoinghere?未来的这位伊莎贝拉Isabellafromthefuturehere想跟你一样成为伟大的意大利发明家wantstobeagreatItalianinventorlikeyou.我就想到你可以教人家一点技术SoIfiguredyoucouldteachhersometricks成为她的发明家导师maybebeherinventormentor.既然来了Well,mhere.估计是可以瞧一瞧IsupposeIcantakealook.该你表现了伊莎贝拉You'reon,Isabella.天啊Oh,my!好在这等着Okay,waitrightthere.这件发明就叫间升机ThisinventioniscalledaSmellacopter.只要转一下螺旋桨Yousimplyspinthepropeller就可以放大闻到的气味anditamplifiesanysmellstraighttoyournose.一眼极度不实用还有什么发明Seemshighlyimpractical.Whatelseyougot?这件发明叫吸尘带Thisinventioniscalledthevac-strap.薯片如果我不小心把食物残渣洒了Iflhappentobemakingamessofcrumbs我就走过去Isimplywalkforward吸尘带就会清理干净randthevac-straptakescareofthemess.不实用浪费我时间Impractical!Notworthmytime.你是不是太重了点Aren'tyoucomingoffkindofstrong?语气才不重我是发明家不是教练No!Iamaninventor,notasupportcoach!我说的是你的体臭Iwastalkingaboutyourbodyodor.味道太重了It'scomingoffkindofstrong.我还有样发明包你喜欢vegotonemoreIthinkyou'lllike!这是超级降温吸管Thisisthesupercoolerstraw.用这根吸管喝东西Whenyoudrinkfromthestraw液体就会启动风扇theliquidtriggersthefantooperate.帮你边补水边保持清凉Helpsyoustaycoolwhileyouhydrate.酷Cool!太过分了No,notcool!这就是最烂的点子Thisistheworstideayet!就不能给点专业建议吗Well,can'tyouoffersomeofyourprofessionaladvice?所以我才带你来That'skindofwhyIbroughtyouhere.好下面是建议Fine.Here'ssomeadvice-需求乃发明之母necessityisthemotherofinvention所以别发明没需求的不实用东西sostopinventingimpracticalthingsthatnobodyneeds把真正的发明工作交给我andleavetherealinventingtome-就是我先前一直在做的发明youknow,thethingIwasdoing没一会就有人把我拉进未来传送门里beforesomeoneyankedmeintoafutureportal.是吗你发明了什么好东西Oh,yeah?Whathaveyouinventedthat'ssogreat破盖子不算数besidessomedumblid?等着瞧You'llsee!其实全意大利都能瞧得见Asamatteroffact,allofItalywillsee!我要借用下这边这些工具mjustgonnaborrowthesetoolsrighthere.列奥纳多达芬奇偷了我工具吗DidLeonardodaVincijuststealmytools?对这不在计划之内Yeah.Thisdidn'tgoasplanned.他可能确实应该替我保管工具Well,maybeheshouldjustkeepthetools毕竟我的发明很差sincemyinventionsarenogood.别那么说Don'ttalklikethat!你就是伟大的发明家Ithinkyou'reagreatinventor我会证明给你看andllproveittoyou!不过期间得把你工具拿回来Butinthemeantime,weshouldgetyourtoolsback阻止达芬奇做出疯狂怪事andstopDaVincibeforehedoessomethingcrazy.来吧Comeon!好Okay!他很老所以走不了多远He'sprettyold,sohecouldn'thavegottenveryfar.不好意思你们两位嗦意大利面的Excuseme.Haveyoutwospaghettislurpers有没有看到神情疯癫的文艺复兴人士seenacrazy-lookingrenaissanceguy带着一堆工具经过withabunchoftoolsrunningbyhere?谢谢Thanks.达芬奇你在哪DaVinci,whereareyou?!达芬奇DaVinci?!你看到他了吗Doyouseehim?没不过我刚想到了No,butIjustthoughtof独一无二的拍照机会acompletelyuniqueandoriginalphotoopportunity.给Here.等下我先拉伸一下Holdon.Igottostretchfirst.行准备好了Okay,ready.谢谢去找达芬奇吧Thanks.Nowlet,sfindDaVinci.达芬奇你在这吗DaVinci,yououthere?达芬奇DaVinci?不好意