Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第十九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公邪恶墨镜春假兄弟Dude!春假Springbreak!可乐放假之王太棒了That'sawesome!好耶春假Yes,springbreak!好耶Yeah!春假Springbreak!春假Springbreak!肚包准备好放春假了没Yo,BellyBag,youreadyforspringbreakorwhat,dawg?我等不及要去晒日光浴Ican'twaittoworkonmytan防晒系数100到海边见海滩美包了andmeetsomebeautifulbeachbagsbythesea!清凉时光春假Springbreak!要看我的壮得要命腹肌吗格斯先生Wanttocheckoutmysickabs,Mr.Gus?哪来的腹肌Whatabs?就这么个腹肌Theseabs,baby.看了确实挺要命Yeah,that,ssick,allright.披萨史蒂夫Pizz-owSteve!准备好要去海滩大玩特玩了吗Readytochillatthebeachorwhat,playa?你也知道叔公Youknowit,UncleG.我也都参加了Ialreadyenrolledmyself海滩之王大赛了inthe"kingofthebeach"competition,too.先把我得墨:镜调好Justgottogetmyshadegameonpointfirst.怎么戴比较酷Whatdoyouthinklookscooler-向右偏还是戴低一点angledtotherightormoreofaloweredtilt?感觉我有几分垂头丧气'Causemsortoffeelingthedroopysliplook.我都喜欢披萨史蒂夫Ilikethemall,PizzaSteve.谁在乎呢Whocares.准备好了春假Getready,springbreak海滩之王要来了'causeherecomesthekingofthebeach!抱歉披萨史蒂夫Sorry,PizzaSteve.我忘说了Iforgottomention-我装了个玻璃滑动门Iinstalledaslidingglassdoor把苍蝇跟我的好吃海滩肉隔开tokeepallthefliesoffmydeliciousbeachmeat.无所谓Whatever.刚说到哪了Anyway,wherewasI?啊对派对Oh,right-par-tay!怎么眼前的色泽不一致Whyisthereaninconsistencyinmytint?不会吧Oh,no!这可是我最后一副酷哥墨镜了Theseweremylastpairofcool-dudeshades!墨镜开裂就赢不了海滩之王大赛了Ican'twinthe"kingofthebeach"competitionwithacrackinmysunglasses!知道吗Youknowwhat?我好像还有一副1thinkIhaveanextrapair酷哥墨镜放在手套柜里ofcool-dudeshadesintheglovecompartment.真的吗好Really?Yes!千万别拿有诅咒的那副Justmakesurenottograbthepairthat'scursed.披萨史蒂夫永远万事顺利EverythingalwaysworksoutforPizzaSteve.是谁上前来Whostepsforward?披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve?寻求眼镜之人Thosewhoseektoshieldtheireyes须从目视乐趣与窥探真理之间二选一mustchoosefromperceptionsOfpleasureorvisionsoftruth.务必慎重选择选错绝对有悔意Thechoicemustbewise,foryoumayregret.好好好别押韵了怪人Okay,okay,sparemetherhymes,weirdo.那副酷的拿给我Givemethatcoolonerightthere.邪恶墨镜Wickedshades!春假Springbreak!我爱派对1lovetoparty.好耶Yeah!大家觉得我样子酷不酷DoIlookascoolasIfeel?你最酷了披萨史蒂夫You'rejustthecoolest,PizzaSteve!你上哪弄到的Wheredidyougetthose?我说你上哪弄到的Isaid,wheredidyougetthose?恶魔Demon!披萨史蒂夫怎么回事PizzaSteve,whateveristhematter?没事吧兄弟Youokay,buddy?我没事Yeah,mfine.我得检杳一下某些东西Ijustneedtochecksomething.我的天啊那是披萨史蒂夫吗Oh,mygosh!IsthatPizzaSteve?我的天啊真是披萨史蒂夫Oh,mygosh,itisPizzaSteve!是新墨镜吗Arethosenewglasses?好酷一副They'recool.所以说你能在上面签名吗Souh,anyway,couldyousignthis?披萨熟了杳克弗兰克尔斯友情献唱写上是给蒙斯特罗的MakeitouttoMonstro.不不不不不邪恶邪恶邪恶No,no,no,no,no.EViLevil,evil.不行这墨镜绝对带诅咒Bad!Definitelycursedglasses.原来只是片普普通通的说话披萨It'sjustsomeordinarytalkingsliceofpizza.恶心我没人爱去吃虫子好了Gross.GuessI'lljustgoeatworms.大家快来看Yo,checkitout,everyone"一片普通的无聊披萨aregularsliceofboringpizza.大家别怕是我披萨史蒂夫Hey,everyone,don'tworryit'sme-PizzaSteve.卖♥♥墨镜Sunglasses-a.只卖♥♥给海滩最酷的酷哥Onlyfbr-athecoolest-abeachguys-a.卖♥♥墨镜Sun-glasses-a.不好意思请来一副最好的墨镜Excuseme,onepairofyourfinestshades,please.什么玩意What'sthis-a?我不卖♥♥给无聊的小披萨Idon'tserveaboring-apieceofpizzapie!懂了吗给我滚Capiche-a?Runalong.披萨史蒂夫PizzaSteve-a.真对不起m-asosorry-a.给一块钱卖♥♥你我这最好的墨镜Here-a,Igive-ayoumyfinestsunglassforonlyadollar!你样子现在更吓人了Youwereactuallyscarierbefore.我拿钱包找下钱Justletmegetadollarfrommywallet.快走开虫子Getaway,wormyworms!必须逃离这场噩梦Ihavetoescapethisnightmare.躲进露营车里等闹完再出来mjustgonnahideinthervtillit'sallover.披萨史蒂夫Hey,PizzaSteve大庭广众之下紧张很正常it'sokaytobenervousinsocialsituations.我有时候也会紧张Igetnervoussometimes,too.我很理解你现在的心境NowIknowwhatyou'rethinking-很多人都不容易相信自己会紧张manypeoplewouldfindthathardtobelieve我向来都是派对的核心人物becausemalwaysthelifeoftheparty.要不我就跟你一起在露营车里Sohow'saboutIjoinyouintherv跟你来局电玩好吗foraniceroundofvideogames?不行Noway!快走开大怪物Getawayfromme,youfreak.我没人爰去吃虫子好了Guessllgoeatworms.潮水池就是这么耍的Andthat'showwetidepool.为什么Why?!这不是海滩之王吗Well,ifitisn'tthe"kingofthebeach!"听见了吧Youheardme.海滩之王大赛现在开始了It'stimeforthe"kingofthebeach"competition,ofcourse.我没那能力参加No,no,Ican't!披萨史蒂夫Oh,PizzaSteve你不知怎的又谦虚又害怕you'resohumbleandscared,forsomereason.海滩之王时间到了女士们先生们It,stime,ladiesandgentleman年度海滩之王大赛E式开赛forourannual"kingofthebeach"competition.一起为我们出色的参赛者们欢呼吧1.et'shearitforourawesomecontestants.我认识披萨史蒂夫我该怎么办WhatamIgonnado?!要是摘掉墨镜我就会丢脸IfItakeofftheseglasses,llbehumiliated.我吃不吃披萨史蒂夫可要是戴着But,ifIkeepthemon我就会输掉大赛然后再丢脸I'lllosethecompetitionandbehumiliated.我的天啊天啊天啊Oh,gollygollygosh.怎么办等等有了WhatdoI-wait,that'sit!我有办法了Iknowwhatvegottodo.没错特别明显Oh,yeah,it'ssoobvious.史蒂夫先生Hey,Mr.Steve,sir?能跟你同台竞技真是莫大的荣幸It,sarealhonortobecompetingwithyou.你休想活捉我来自地狱的妖精You'llnevertakemealive,yougoblinsfromheck!女士们先生们Oh,yo,ladiesandgents.披萨史蒂夫抢先开始堆沙堡了PizzaSteveisgettingaheadstartonhissandcastle堆沙堡sandcastlebuilding是本次比赛第一项也是最后一项赛程beingthefirstandonlystageofthiscompetition.别人绝对没法在里面
