Uncle Grandpa《天才阿公（2013）》第三季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
早安Goodmorning!早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning.早安Goodmorning!天才叔公复活节叔公玉米片你接不接Areyougonnagetthat?接什么Getwhat?电♥话♥Thephone.我现在有点没空malittlebusyrightnow.喂Hello?好等下Yep.Hangon.找你的It,sforyou.电♥话♥Thephone.喂Hello?天才叔公Hey,UncleGrandpa.我是你老朋友复活节兔子It'syouroldpaltheeasterbunny.怎么了What,sgoingon?有线电视公♥司♥实在是烦死我了mhavingproblemswiththecablecompany.复活节兔子快被那边整疯了They'redrivingtheeasterbunnycrazyoverhere!我很不想评价那群人Don'tevengetmestartedonthoseguys.好不容易等了七个多月过后Afterbeingonawaitinglistforoversevenmonths那边终于打来电♥话♥安排好预约theyfinallycallandscheduleanappointment过来修好复活节兔子的电视tofixtheeasterbunny'scable.猜猜那边要什么时候过来Nowguesswhatdaytheypickedtocomeby.哪天Whichone?复活节那天的周天EasterSunday!我的天啊Geez,Louise!再讲个意外结局Andhere'sthekicker-那边最多只会出来八个小时theygivethemselvesaneight-hourwindowtoshowup!偏要复活节来Oneaster!居然这样Unbelievable.复活节兔子还怎么让复活节办起来How'stheeasterbunnysupposedtomakeeasterhappen还得整天困家里等修电视的过来ifhe,sstuckathomealldaywaitingforthatcableguy?不知道Idon'tknow.跟你说吧I'lltellyou.复活节兔子要想再撑过去一个星期There'snowaytheeasterbunnyisgonnamakeitthroughanotherweek就必须要看高级体育频道withoutpremiumsportschannels.天才叔公我需要请你帮帮我UncleGrandpa,Ineedtoaskyouabigfavor.你明天早上能帮我顶一下吗Willyoufillinformetomorrowmorning?好Okay.天才叔公你真是个救命恩人UncleGrandpa,you'realifesaver!不然你今晚就来吧Whydon'tyouswingbytonight?我来帮你准备好Andllgetyouallsetup.好感觉不错'Kay,soundsgood!再次感谢你帮我忙天才叔公Thanksagainfordoingthisforme.UncleGrandpa.复活节兔子欠你一个人情Theeasterbunnyowesyouone.来吃个巧克力小兔吧Here,haveachocolatebunny,111射谢Thanks!好了给你看看这边的货Allright,letmeshowyouallthegoods.拖车里装了一千箱的彩蛋Thetrailerispackedwith1,000eastereggcrates就比如说这一箱justlikethisone.每个彩蛋里都有一只巧克力小兔Eachoneoftheseeggshasachocolatebunnyinside.全球小朋友快乐过节的事说差不多了Now,we'retalkingenougheasterfunforeveryboyandgirlonthisentireplanet.我用了11个月才做完这堆彩蛋Ittookme11monthstomakeallthisstuff.就问你信不信Canyoubelieveit?总之你应该轻轻松松就能全送出去Anyway,deliveringitallshouldbeeasyforyou毕竟你知道onaccountofyouknowing全世界小朋友都住在哪里whereallthechildrenoftheworldlive.这份工作唯一的缺点就是得早起Theonlybadthingaboutthisjobisgettingupearly.务必四点钟起来快速行动Yougottobeupby4:00tomakegoodtime.听我说对我放心好了1.isten,don,tworryaboutme.复活节全在我掌控之下llhaveeasterundercontrol.天才叔公你最棒了UncleGrandpa,you'rethetops!准备好出发了吗Y'allreadytoroll?对好了Oh,yeah.Totally.让我来看看Now,let,ssee,here.瑞典中国埃及美国墨西哥法国第一站瑞典Firststop,Sweden!瑞典释放拖车你把拖车给放了Youjustreleasedthetrailer.等等什么Wait,what?!释放拖车必须赶快追上那辆拖车Wegottocatchthattrailerquick!现在该怎么办Whatarewegonnadonow?等拖车再冒出来Waitforthetrailertopopbackup.看吧没事See?We'restillgood.现在有事了Notanymore.那就来实行B计划格斯先生Well,then,it'stimeforplan,b'Mr.Gus.B计划是什么What'splan"b?上太空Space.太空太空上太空Space,space,gotospace太空是个好地方Space,space,spaceisagood,goodplace太空太空太空太空太空太空太空Space,space-space,space,space,space,spaaace我们这是要去哪兄弟们Whereweheading,bros?太空Space.太棒了Sa-weet!新鲜太空空气最好闯了Nothinglikefreshspaceair.这边走Thisway.能不能跟我们说说Areyougonnatellus干嘛要来银河系一个外星球闻来闻去whatwe,redoingsniffingaroundonaforeignplanetinthemiddleofthegalaxy?各位欢迎来到彩蛋星球Boys,welcometotheeastereggplanet.我的天啊Oh,mygoodness!放眼望去只有又大又漂亮的彩蛋Nothingbutbig,beautifuleastereggsasfarastheeyecansee.已经上好色了可以用Alreadycoloredandgoodtogo.非常好天才叔公mimpressed,UncleGrandpa.不过我猫猜看Butletmeguess-一旦送出这些彩蛋oncewedeliverthesethings马上彩蛋就会孵出可怕的外星小怪物they'regonnahatchcreepyalienmonsterbabies然后怪物会统治地球thatwilltakeovertheearth消灭全人类anddestroyallofhumanity.格斯先生你侮辱到我了,Mr.Gus,Iaminsulted.我绝对不会Iwouldnever,ever拿外星怪物恐吓全世界的孩子们terrorizethechildrenoftheworldwithalienmonsters.看吧里面就只有只巧克力兔子See?Nothingbutacandybunnyinside.拿去来一口Goahead.Takeabite.还挺好吃Prettygood.这可是高级太空巧克力格斯先生Premiumspacechocolate,Mr.Gus.全银河系最强Onlythebestintheentiregalaxy.好了各位Allright,boys.要来集齐六十亿个彩蛋Wegottocollect6billionoftheseeggs全都要放进那边那个既巨大andputthemallinthatgiant又刚好离我们特别近的彩蛋篮子里conveniently-placedeasterbasketoverthere.马上开始收集吧Sowebettergetstarted.One.Two.Three.One.Two.天才叔公UncleGrandpa!我来帮忙好了MaybeIcanhelp!可以Okay.不过要记住一次只能拿一个But,remember,pickthemuponeatatimeand-这么拿也行Well,that'sonewaytodoit.虽说遇到了点小插曲Well,wehadafewhiccups不过复活节又能照常进行了buteasterisbackonschedule.完了太空堵车Oh,no!Spacetraffic!可能会堵个一整天Wecouldbestuckhereallday!一点都不好Notgood.更何况我们只剩两三小时Especiallyconsideringweonlygotafewhoursleft把彩蛋全送出去todelivertheeggs.你说得对You'reright.我们得抄近道We'regonnaneedtotakealittleshortcut.放射突变带等等Wait!你疯吗Areyoucrazy?!那是放射突变带That'stheradiationmutationbelt全宇宙最危险的道路themostdangerousroadintheuniverse!没错Yeah可那也是回地球最快的路格斯先生butit'salsothequickestwaybacktoearth,Mr.Gus.小心放射突变带你知不知道Doyouknow有多少人是因为开过那里而丧生的howmanypeoplehavebeenkilleddrivingthroughthatthing?你在说什么鬼话Whatareyoutalkingabout?那条路我开了好几百万次了vedriventhroughitmillionsoftimes.况且我也没出事Andthere'snothingwrongwithme.更何况不抄近道的话Besides,ifw
