AdventureTimewithFinnandJake《探险活宝（2010）》第二季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
#朋友们一起来#AdventuretimeC,mon,grabyourfriends#探险活宝我们最爱#We'llgotoverydistantlands#老皮耍酷阿宝耍呆#WithJakethedogAndFinnthehuman#这里永远欢乐精彩#Thefunwillneverend#说故事帮我盖被被阿宝Blankieme.Blankieme,Finn.我来帮你盖被被llgetyourblanket,dude.一被子呢？一在这里Whereisit?-Righthere.你为什么不自己盖呢？Whydon'tyoujustgetityourself?因为我生病了Becausemsick.真可怜Poorguy.太热了Toohot天啊老皮Man,Jake.什么东西可以让你感觉好一点吗？IsthereanythingIcandotomakeyoufeelbetter?我想喝汤Soupme,Finny.能治百病的浓汤来了Soup-flavoredcurecornin'onthrough.感觉好多了吗？Doyoufeelbetternow?好多了Yes.说故事给我听Tellmeastory.很久很久以前Onceuponatime.不要我听过这个故事了No.Ialreadyheardthatstorybefore.但我的故事你都听过rButyou'vealreadyheardallmystoriesbefore.我想听新的故事没听过的Makemeanewone,Finn.Anewstory.我想想Okay.有了很久很久以前Gotit.Onceuponatime.不要No.怎么了？What'sthematter?我不要听编的童话故事Idon'twantamade-upstory.我要听真人真事Ineedarealstory.你在床上乖乖等着Now,youhangon,myfriend.我马上回来llberightback.世界请给我一个治好老皮的故事Okay,world.GimmeastoryforJake.老皮听我说Jake.Checkitout.我保证这个真人真事绝对是医病良药Thistruestoryisgoingtototallycureyou.天啊什么故事？Oh,mygosh.Whatisit?一开始树上掉下叶子First,theleaffelloffatree.等一下But.Wait.快点说Spititout.有只蜗牛在树叶上Thesnailwasontheleaf说完了Theend.讨厌我现在变得更不舒服了Oh,no.NowIfeelathousandtimesworse.阿宝好故事要包括刺♥激♥Finn,astory'sgottahaveexcitement.浪漫悬疑Romance.Suspense.而且一定要有快乐的结局Andithastohaveahappyending.但我不知道该怎么让现实生活发生这种事ButIdon'tknowhowtomakethatStuffhappen.没关系兄弟That'sokay,buddy.那就帮我挖个洞Justdigmeaholethen.两个洞好了Actually,twoholes:一个埋内脏一个埋脸oneformygutsandoneformyface.因为我死的时候'CausewhenIdie.我一定会把内脏通通吐出来mygutsaregonnablowoutofmyface.我一定不会让这种事发生Iamnotgonnaletthathappen,dude.那就去弄个好故事出来Thengogetmethatstory.这张单子上的东西都要有AndmakesureithasalltheStuffonthislist.我一定会尽快回来的llbebackasfastasIcan.我不会让你吐得满脸的Iwon,tletyourgutsblowoutofyourface.浪漫Romance.应该很简单Thatshouldbeeasy.你们两个好吗？Hey,how'boutyoutwo?你们在谈恋爱吗？Arey'allinlove?你们在玩亲亲吗？Arey'allkissin'inthere?也许要用更温柔一点的方式来问MaybeIshouldsmoovoutmyapproachabit.#普通人在森林#Normalguy,forestguy#普普通通森林人#Justlikenormalforestguy#那个So,uh,yeah.可不可以so,yeah,canI.可不可以看你们玩亲亲？canIwatchyouguyskissing?什么？What!?都是为了我的朋友Ijustneedtoformyfriend!他病得很重He'sreallysickand除非我跟他说我看你们玩亲亲可能就.unlessItellhimaboutwatchingyouguyskissingandmaybe.变♥态♥Whataweirdo!你有毛病吧You'reonesickman,mister.对啊你“朋友”叫什么名字？Yeah,what'sthis"friend's"name,huh?老皮就叫老皮Jake!Hisname'sJake.说得对一听就是假的Yeah,right.Soundsprettyfake.胖鹅菲菲我们走吧C,mon,Boobafina,let,sgetoutofhere.好Yeah.等等我什么都愿意做Wait!I'lldoanything!你愿意吃土吗？Wouldyoueatdirt?为了老皮我愿意IwouldforJake!好了快亲亲Okay,nowyouguyskiss.怪胎一个Man,whatafreak.走吧什么？1.et'sgo.-What?不行老皮需要这个别走No!Jakeneedsthis!Stop!亲亲啊Justcomeon!什么？不要What?No!等等Wait!看吧没事的Yousee,nobigdeal.你居然让我玩亲亲Ican'tbelieveyoumademedothat!我已经在暗恋鹅先生了msecretlyinlovewithMr.Goose,这下他再也不爱我了因为我被玷污了andnowhe'llneverlovemebecausenowmsoiled!不行我真的很想亲亲胖鹅菲菲Ohno,ohno!IreallydidwanttokissBoobafina!我已经在暗恋她了msecretlyinlovewithher!那就好Okay,sweet!不对一定要自然地去亲亲No,no.Ithadtohappennaturally!这下她再也不爱我了Nowshe'llneverloveme!我太直接了Thatwasn'tsmoov.不过这都是为了老皮Butit,sallworthittosaveJake.不计代价Whateverittakes.下一项精彩的对决Okay.Agoodfight.想打架吗？Hey.Youwannafightme?好啊这一刻我已经等了一辈子了Heck,yeah.I,vebeenwaitingforthismywholelife.来吧Yes.不可以打架No,youdon't.你什么都不让我做Youneverletmedoanything.你杀了他Youkilledhim.妈不要趴在我身上啦Mom.Quittouchingme.你杀了他他死了Youkilledhimandnowhe'sdead.他没有死He'sprobablynotdead.我很抱歉让你觉得他死了msorrythough,thatyouthinkhe'sdead.我不想伤害动物们Idon'twannahurt"aminals"但是但是老皮but.ButJake.好吧让我看看下一个Okay.Okay,what'snext?是悬疑事件Suspense.你们好Hey,youguys.想上天堂吗？Youwannadie?孩子们Boys?孩子们？Boys?你看到我的孩子了吗？Haveyouseenmyboys?不行No!我做不到Ican'tdoit!我不能伤害别人Ican'tkeepmessingwithfolks.但是老皮需要我ButJakeneedsme.可是我不能伤害别人ButIcan'tkeepmessingwithfolks.但是老皮病得很重ButJake'sreallysick.可是我不行ButIcan't.但是But.是谁乱丢Hey!Whothrew.他在那里捉住他绑起来Tiehimup.That'shim.怎么回事？你们想吃我吗？What'shappening,areyouguysgonnaeatme?!等着瞧You'llsee.等等这样就是悬疑事件了Hey,wait,thisisreallysuspenseful!什么情况？Whatisthis?现在为森林伸张正义Thisistheriteofforestjustice.没错Huzzah!小男孩阿宝Finnthehumanboy.根据你对森林居民所犯的罪行foryourcrimesagainsttheinhabitantsoftheforest.我判你进入土里youmustentertheearth化作泥土的一部分andbecomeonewiththesoil.我可以先受审吗？Don'tIgetatrialorsomething?不行放下笼子No.Lowerthecage.好Huzzah!我这次死定了mtotesgonnadie.老皮听不到新故事也会死AndnowJakewon'tgethisstory.andhe'lldietoo.都怪我没找到快乐故事结局BecauseIstilldon'thaveahappyending.我想到了我虽然快死了Waitaminute.Imaybebusydying.但是你们要好好活下去butyouneedtogetbusyliving.什么？What?你们都过得不快乐You,realllivingsomeunhappylives.你胖鹅菲菲You,Boobafina.你暗恋鹅先生YouloveMr.Goose.一只是不敢跟他说一什么？Youjustneedtotellhim.-What?她爱你你们只是需要坦白Shelovesyou.Y'alljustneedtohookitup.我
