ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第二季第二十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
早上好Goodmorning.海角乐园/瑞士家庭鲁宾逊SwissFamilyRobinson1960年电影喔瑞士家庭Ron宾逊那顶帽子太局♥了Whoo!SwissFamilyRon-binson!Thathatisdope.谢TomThanks,Tom.你介意我把这个诱人之物在我穹顶上试一下吗YoumindifIrockthatbadLarryonmydome?戴在我头上试试桃花运Wearitonmyhead?Tryitontheladies?请便吧Bemyguest.嗨我是TOm我头上有只浣熊Hi,mTom.Ihavearaccoononmyhead.打扰一下我这个朋友在你的垃圾里挖宝Excuseme?Myfriendoverherewasdiggingthroughyourtrash我觉得我们有很多共同点我是TomandIthinkwemayhavealotincommon.mTom.有空一起看个电影吗Wouldyouliketoseeamoviesometime?你是只浣熊吗Areyouaraccoon?因为你在我的帼子里跑了一整天Becauseyou'vebeenrunningaroundmyhatallday.脑子里Headallday.姑娘你比珍爱更是真爱Girl,you'remorepreciousthanPrecious.不Uh-uh."漂亮帽子想做♥爱♥吗"那是你跟我说的"Nicehat.Wannabone?"That,syou,talkingtome.不这句如何”是的我是个猎人捕获你的季节到了”No.Howabout,"Yes,Iamahunter,andit'syouseason."喔这也太棒了我得回去了Whoa,that,sgreatIgottagetbackoutthere.你知道他们说的浣熊在头床上野兽Youknowwhattheysay,animalonthehead,manimalinthebed.该死姑娘你的性感秒杀了我的浣熊Damn,girl!Yourhotnesskilledmyraccoon!我有顶浣熊帽子我是个有趣的人Ihavearaccoonhat.maninterestingperson.你好哇Hello!桃花运来了吗Anyluck?没Nope.没有我想象中那么有效Didn'tworkoutaswellasIthoughtitwould.好吧下次好运Well,betterlucknexttime.我试过了看起来就不.Itried.Itjustdidn'tseemlike.哇我喜欢那顶帽子Wow.Ilovethathat.谢谢你女士Thankyou,ma'am.公园与游憩公园与游憩公园与游憩第2季第20集第2季第20集嘿ROn我有个惊喜要给你Hey,Ron.Ihaveasurpriseforyou.11:30HarveyJames公园见MeetmeatHarveyJamesParkat11:30.为什么-是个惊喜Why?-It'sasurprise!惊喜是什么What,sthesurprise?如果我告诉你就毁了这个惊喜IfItoldyou,itwouldruinthesurprise.会毁门十么惊喜What'sthesurpriseitwouldruin?我不能告诉你Icannottellyouthat.1.eslie我第一任妻子Tammy尝试给我办一场惊喜生日派对1.eslie,myfirstwife,Tammy,triedthrowingmeasurprisebirthdayparty.当我看到躲在衡户后的朋友们WhenIsawmyfriendshidingthroughthewindow,我开车去加油站报r警Idrovetoagasstation,calledthecops告诉他们有人闯入我的家andtoldthempeoplehadbrokenintomyhome.我真不喜欢惊喜mnotbigonsurprises.好的但你会喜欢这个的Okay,butyou'regonnalikethisone.是什么-我不告诉你Whatisit?-mnottellingyou.我也不会告诉任何人Andmnotgonnatellanybody!好吧我告诉你Okay.lltellyou.我们要编写公园部夏日特辑We'reputtingtogethertheParksDepartmentSummerCatalog.大惊喜是我准备重乘AndthebigsurpriseisIamgoingtoreunite所有在世公园部前任主任共进野餐allthelivingformerParksDirectorsatapicnic,录下整个过程recordthewholething,然后写进“欢迎辞”andthenwriteaboutitinthe"WelcomeLetter."这是一年里最大的特辑It'sthebiggestcatalogoftheyear.想想9月号♥的VogueThinkoftheSeptemberissueofVogue.但对Pawnee更重要Butit,smoreimportanttoPawnee.主要因为我们这也没有VogUeMainlybecausewedon'tgetVoguehere.我要吧这个"渴望"广&hearts浩♥放在中间插页mgonnamovethis"Yearning"adtothecenterfold.中间插页总是最棒的部分我说的对吧JustinCenterfold,alwaysthebestpart.AmIright,Justin?该死他们六周前就分手了是啊Damn,theybrokeupsixweeksago.-Yeah.Jerry我要看看你拍的垒球照片Jerry,Ineedtoseeyoursoftballpictures.来了主编Hereyougo,Chief.哇干得漂亮很好啊-喔Wow,goodjob.Nicework.-Whoa!等等那不是那个古怪男吗Waitaminute.Isn'tthatthatcreepyguy?Morgan那个恋童癖Morgan?Thepedophile?是就是哦我的天Yeah,itis.-Oh,myGod.哦JerryOh,Jerry!不会吧我也不知道啊Comeon!Ididn'tknowthat!他看起来还好啊Heseemedokay.我们还一起吃饭了Wehaddinnertogether.伙计们我不知道我是否明确Guys,Idon'tknowifImadeitclear,我不想让我们的公园特辑有任何性侵者butIdon,twantanysexoffendersinourParkscatalog.好吧我把他的脸PS掉Okay,IwillPhotoshophisface.你能把你的生活PS出点好决定吗JeITyCanyouPhotoshopyourlifewithbetterdecisions,Jerry?好了APriI够TOkay,April.Enough.封面照Tom你上Coverphoto.Tom,you'reup.这本特辑基本上就是公园部的广♥告♥Thiscatalogisbasically,like,anadfortheParksDepartment,而我喜欢广♥告♥andIloveads.我喜欢杂♥志♥上风味伏特加的广&hearts浩♥1lovemagazineadsforflavoredvodkas,设计师牛仔裤的广&hearts浩♥展板billboardsfordesignerjeans.我录电视节目只为看到广♥告♥ITiVothroughshowstogettotheads.我爱广告Iloveads.我们准备对这个特辑干什么Whatarewetryingtodowiththiscatalog?我们准备向Pawnee推销我们的夏口课程We'retryingtosellPawneeonoursummerclasses.如何做到用一张完美的迷人的图片Howdowedothat?Withoneperfect,captivatingimage.AprilApril?现代生活我们要跑向哪里Modernlife.Wherearewerunning?又是我们想要的不是我们现有的Sometimes,whatwewantisnotalwayswhereweare.下一张Nextslide.我们是否孤独Arewealone?真正的冬天是在我们心里吗Istherealwinterinsideourhearts?我们都在一个拒绝询问的世界里挣扎着一些意义Weareallstrugglingfordefinitioninaworldthatresistsourinquiries.好的这从几个原因上都说不通Okay,thisisn'tgonnaworkforanumberofreasons.一这是个夏日特辑One,thisisasummercatalog.二刚刚那些完全是胡言乱语Two,thatwascompletegibberish.三那个小孩看起来像被遗弃了Andthree,thatchildlookslikeit'sabandoned.所以基本上呸So,basically,boo.下一张Nextslide.哦天奇怪这怎么Oh,God.Weird.Howdidthat.那是张个人图片那.不应该.肯定是That'sapersonalphoto.That's.Shouldn'tbe.thismust've.我得说我觉得这真可以用作我们的封面照Youknow,Igottasay,Ithinkthatcouldactuallyworkasourcoverphoto.你们没问题的话我也没问题这是张高清图片mcoolwithit,ifyouguysare.It'sahigh-resphoto.我不知道我有没有时间了伙计们1don'tknowifIhavetimeforthis,guys,所以我们就挑张好图好吗so,let'sjustpickagoodphoto,okay?你想要啥Leslie一张家长推孩子荡秋千的照片吗Whatdoyouwant,Leslie?Apictureofparentspushingakidonaswing?是的就是这给我来-张Yeah.Exactly.Getmethat.好我该走了Okay.Igottago.他在想什么呢Whatishethinking?"我的杯子咋这么小""Whyismycupsotiny?"嘿你来这干啥Hey.Whatareyoudoingher
