ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第五季第七集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

20202020.呃有点夸张了Uh.that'sastretch.好2024年Fine.2024.我赢了我们搬进去Iwin,wemoveinthere.西厢给我东厢给你lltaketheWestWing.YoutaketheEastWing.你可以成为第一先生Youcanbethefirstgentleman.实际上听起来挺棒的Actually,thatsoundskindofgreat.谢谢你跟我一起来拿我的东西Thanksforcoiningwithmetogetmystuff.我怎么能错过看看我们未来房♥子的机会呢HowcouldIpassupanopportunitytolookatourfuturehouse?哦刚刚想起来Oh,justremembered.我有点儿给你准备r个订婚礼物Ikindofgotyouanengagementpresent.是个华夫塔吗Isitawaffletower?我觉得比那个强一点点吧Imean,it'salittlebetterthanthat.呃那-你怎-Uh,that-howdid-你怎么做到的-找人帮了个忙Howdidyoudothis?-Calledinafewfavors.打扰一下Excuseme.几百个忙Afewhundredfavors.副总统先生Mr.VicePresident.Murray议员办公室的BenWyattBenWyattfromcongressmanMurray'soffice.嘿BenDave跟我说过你要过来的Hey,Ben.Davetoldmeyouweregonnabecomingby.而你肯定就是LeslieKnope了吧AndyoumustbeLeslieKnope.欢迎欢迎Welcome.Welcome.你是-我的名字刚刚从你嘴里出来了You're-mynamejustcameoutofyourmouth.嗯是啊确实是Well,yeah,itdid.这没发生的Thisisn'thappening.这不是真的Thisisn'treal.不这是真的No,it'shappening,而我很高兴你在这里andmdelightedtohaveyouhere.代表总统以及我本人Onbehalfofthepresidentandmyself我想哦副总统先生Iwantedto-Oh,Mr.VicePresident,我深表受宠若惊Iamdeeplyflattered,但我不可能接受克&hearts淋♥顿♥女士国务卿的职位butthere'snowaythatIcouldtakeoverMadamSecretaryClinton'sposition.我是说-我相信你能胜任那份工作或者任何其他工作但是一Imean-mconfidentyoucoulddothatjoboranyother,but好的我接受Okay,Iwill.嗯你在这里的原因是我听说Well,thereasonyou,rehereismtold你在印第安纳州以及你的镇上干得非常优秀you'vedonesuchagreatjobinyourtownandinthestateofIndiana,而我只想祝贺你在公共事业上的成就andIjustwanttosaycongratulationsforyourpublicservice.而我只想说谢谢你AndIjustwanttosaythankyou.嗯非一非常不用谢Well,you-you'reverywelcome.非常不用谢You'reverywelcome.嘿一非.非常不用谢Hey-y-you,reverywelcome.你很帅-我觉得我们结束了You'reveryhandsome.-1thinkwe'realldone.嗯你很好-好的谢谢你Well,you'reverynice.-Okay.Thankyou.谢-非常感谢Thank-thankyouverymuch.非常感谢我们明天见Thankyouverymuch.We'llseeyoutomorrow.嗯-哦我们会吗Well-Oh,well,youwill?谢谢副总统先生Thankyou,Mr.VicePresident.不不用谢Y-you'rewelcome.你别让他出任何事情你明白吗Youdon'tletanythinghappentohim,youunderstandme?他可是贵重物品Heispreciouscargo.公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第7集第5季第7集是啊实际上是我去年差点去的那家会计公♥司♥Yeah,it,sactuallythesameaccountingfirmIalmostjoinedlastyear,而他们给了我挺棒的条件-andtheygavemeagreatpackage-三周年假同等的养老金Threeweeksofvacation,matching40IK,还有件挺棒的风衣andaprettysweetwindbreaker.哇我要结婚了想要一份好的稳定工作Wow.-mgettingmarried,andIwantedagoodstablejob,所以我又回到了会计行业somgoingbacktoaccounting.所以就叫我“寨主”SojustcallmeBond,市政公“债“的“债”municipalbond.是啊那个笑话秒杀了整个会计公♥司♥Yeah,thatjokekilledattheaccountingfirm.哎呀哎呀哎呀Well,well,well.这不是有貌先生和有才教授吗Ifitisn'tMr.LooksandProfessorBooks.他是有貌我知道He,sLooks.-1gotit.当然你知道啊有才怎么啦Ofcourseyoudo,Books.What'sgoingon?嗯有趣的事实Ben刚刚得到了一份很棒的会计工作Well,funfact:Benjustgotanamazingaccountingjob.普通的事实我必须去开个会Regularfact:Ihavetogotoameeting.不有趣的事实我的叔叔刚刚中风了Un-funfact:Myunclejusthadastroke.嗯我走了Well,moff.这还真是个疯狂巧合Thisisactuallyacrazycoincidence.我有个新公♥司♥你可以来帮忙处理点数学问题Ihaveanewcompanyandcoulduseyourhelponthemathsideofthings.哦新公♥司♥是干嘛的Oh,what'sthenewcompany?我们专攻在堆上堆上堆上堆的东西Wespecializeinmakingstacksonstacksonstacksonstacks.对哦算了RightPass.我开玩笑的mkidding.是个真的主意It,sarealidea.所以听着一Sogetthis-孩子们总是会长到穿不下衣服Kidsarealwaysgrowingoutoftheirclothes,所以他们的父母不想给他们买♥♥好东西sotheirparentsdon'twanttobuy,emnicethings.我准备向中学生出租我的高档衣物mgonnarentmyupscaleclothingtomiddleschoolkids,因为我发现我基本上符合Pawneel2岁孩子的平均尺码becauseIdiscoveredmroughlythesamesizeastheaveragePawnee12-year-old.这居然还真是个好主意That'sactuallyareallygreatidea.我知道啊你能帮忙看看商业计划1know.Canyoutakealookatthebusinessplan,告诉我你怎么想吗tellmewhatdoyouthink?当然干嘛不呢太棒了Sure.Whynot?-Awesome.华盛顿人均狗公园的数量比大多数城市更多Washington,D.C.hasmoredogparkspercapitathanmostcities.Pawnee只有两座狗公园-Pawneeonlyhastwodogparks-这座和那座thisoneandthatone,同时也是营业的停车场whichisalsoanactiveparkinglot.你可以再说一遍“人均”吗Canyousay"percapita"again?我想拍一张你说“人均”的照片Iwanttotakeapictureofyousaying"percapita."别-我太为你骄傲了Stop.-1amsoproudofyou.现在站在屏幕前面想象Nowstandnexttothescreenandthinkabout你生活中所有强大的女性榜样allthestrongfemalerolemodelsinyourlife.恶心-APril向我提出了一个在Pawnee建狗公园的主意Gross.-AprilcametomewithanideatobuildadogparkinPawnee.我早就意识到她的巨大潜力Irecognizedherpotentialalongtimeago,而她终于没有辜负我andshe'sfinallylivinguptoit.我觉得我太为她骄傲Imean,Iamsoproudofher,我都想哭了Icouldcry.然后.来了And.herewego.一条小小的批评Onetinycritique.如果你想获得尊重Ifyoudowanttobetakenseriously,你可能想要思考一下要如何展示自己youmightwanttothinkalittlebitabouthowyoupresentyourself.人类农场人类农场不这是给Orin的新行为艺术展做宣传No,thisispublicityforOrin'snewperformanceartshow.他是只在人类农场生活的动物He'sananimallivingonahumanfarm.而你可以去亲手喂他Andyoucangoandfeedhimfromyourownhand.恶这也太可怕了Ugh,that'shorrifying,Orin也是andsoisOrin.你不该和他做朋友Youshouldnotbefriendswithhim.所以在分♥析♥了所有选择之后So,afterreviewingalltheoptions,我找到的狗公园最佳选址是48号♥地IfoundthatthebestlocationforthedogparkisLot48,