ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第五季第十八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
欢迎来到动物管理部让我带你们转转WelcometoAnimalControl.Letmeshowyouaround.那些是椅子那是只猫或者负鼠Thosearesomechairs.That'sacatorapossum.哦这是张餐巾上面我写了Oh,thisisanapkinwhereIwrotedown给狗起的一个酷名字”狗叫奥巴马”acoolnameforadog."BarkObama."对吧Right?那是-这里发生了什么Isthat-what'shappeninghere?哦哟是我们在外面找到这只鸟Oh.Yo.Yeah.Wefoundthisbirdoutside.我们试着把它变成一个工作警笛Wetriedtoturnitintoaworkwhistle,像摩登原始人的片头里一样likeinthebeginningofTheFlintstones.比看起来难虽然Tougherthanitlooked,though.我们镇上有大规模的害虫问题Wehaveamassivepestprobleminthistown,因为动物管理部是个祸害andit'sbecausetheAnimalControlDepartmenthasbeendisaster.在抓动物上atcatchinganimals.他们倒是很擅长摄入和销♥售♥大♥麻♥They'regreatatingestingandsellingmarijuana.这个地方是由两个毒虫废物管理的悲惨无底洞Thisplaceisamiserablesuckholerunbytwopot-headlosers.这里的管理完全是失当的It'scompletelyandutterlymismanaged.谢谢Thanks!看起来确实非常缺乏管理Itdoesseemtobeverypoorlyrun,但我们到这里也才两分钟butwe'veonlybeenherefortwominutes.他们的疯狂也许会有条理的Theremaybeamethodtotheirmadness.给猫剥皮的方式都不止一种呢There'smorethanonewaytoskinacat.四种给猫剥皮的方式有四种Four.There'sfourwaystoskinacat.嗷啊这是啥啊-常规刀片-0w!Ah!Whatisthis?-Regularblade-土狼陷阱哥们-啊这也太疼了Coyotetrap,dude.-Ah!Thishurts!是啊我们有就严重的动物灾害问题Yeah,wegot,like,ahugeverminproblem.我是说我们本来打算给谁打电♥话♥投诉这事儿的Imean,we,vebeenmeaningtocallsomebodyaboutit,但你知道没人接电♥话♥啊butyouknow,nobodygetonthephone.你们就是你们打电♥话♥要找的人You'rethepeopleyouwouldbecalling.这也太迷糊了Thatissotrippy.嗷你被开除了你被开除了OwlYou'refired!You,refired!整个部门都被开除了Thewholedepartmentisfired.嗷这好疼这可是我跑步用的脚啊0w,thishurts!Thiswasoneofmyrunningfeet!哟我们去牙买♥♥加吧-不我们该去牙买♥♥加Yo,let,sgotoJamaica.-No,weshouldgotoJamaica.哦你说的也是那个吧Oh,isthatwhatyousaid?耶兄弟Yeah,dog.公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第18集第5季第18集Ron你在这里流了一天的汗了Ron,you'vebeensweatinginhereallday.你喝了任何液体了吗Areyoudrinkinganyfluids?是的够多了Yes,plenty.不你需要喝水No,youneedtodrinkwater.通常我都是喝纯的Usually,Itakeitneat,但我以健康的名义就破个例吧butIwillmakeanexceptioninthenameofhealth.昨晚我和Diane以及姑娘们一起看了场电影1.astnight,IwatchedamoviewithDianeandthegirls指海底总动员其中一条橙色的鱼和他的父亲分开了inwhichanorangefishisseparatedfromhisfather.孩子们在吸鼻涕Thechildrenweresniffling,我本以为是由于电影的悲伤状态whichIbelievedtobeduetothesadnatureofthefilm.我错了Iwaswrong.你需要把这么多层都脱掉Youneedtotakeoffthoselayers,补水然后去看医生rehydrate,andgotothedoctor.谢谢你的关心我会没事的Thankyouforyourconcern,Iwillbefine.请把恒温器调到32度然后别管我了Pleaseturnthethermostatupto90andleavemealone.Ron这不安全Ron,thisisn,tsafe.我是个成年人了Iamagrownman.我以前得过感冒我不需要帮助Ihavehadacoldbefore,Ineednohelp,所以如果你不介意soifyoudon'tmind-差不多该这样了Thatseemsaboutright.好了突击测验香味名字Okay,popquiz.Namethescent.呃”痉挛',不对“恐颜巨hearts;乳♥"Uh,"Spasm."No,"ButterFace"!非常好好Verygood!-Yes!我在试着让更多大公♥司♥给Sweetums基金会捐赠mtryingtogetmorebigcompaniestodonatetotheSweetumsFoundation,而Tom给我们联♥系♥上了DennisFeinsteinandTomgotusameetingwithDennisFeinstein,Pawnee首要的香水和古龙水生产商Pawnee,spremiermanufacturerofperfumesandcologne.哦Oh!或者可能是杀虫剂Orpossibly,insecticide.DennisFeinstein属于新一代的富豪-DennisFeinsteinbelongstoanewgenerationofwealth-说唱歌♥手技术天才极限运动奖牌得主rappers,techgeniuses,XGamesmedallists,当然还有“香味艺术家”andofcourse,"scentartists."这个男人有一辆劳力萨斯ThemanownsaRolexus.是一辆装满劳力士手表的雷克萨斯车It'saLexusfilledwithRolexes.为啥要那么做啊What'sthepointofthat?拥有啊他就有啊Tohaveit,whichhedoes.好吧我来展开讨论捐赠的益处Okay,I'lllayoutthebenefitsofdonating.Tom以他的独家技术来奉承和闲聊TomwillflatterandschmoozeasonlyTomcan.Andy你知道这对你来说就是个学习经历Andy,youknow,thisisjustalearningexperienceforyou,所以看着听着就行soyoujustwatchandlisten.我动用了一大堆人脉才搞定这次会面Ihadtopullalotofstringstogetthismeeting,所以拜托都别给我丢脸soplease,nooneembarrassme.Ben穿点体面的衣服比如燕尾服Ben,putonsomethingdecent,likeatux.Andy你没救了就洗个澡吧Andy,you'rehopeless,justtakeashower.我已经洗了个我叫做“Dwyer澡”的澡IalreadytookwhatIcalla"Dwyershower.我用空气清新剂抹了腋窝Irubbedmyarmpitswithairfresheners.新车味道Newcar.动物管理长♥期♥都是这个政♥府♥最不称职的职员仓库Animalcontrolhaslongbeenarepositoryforsomeofthisgovernment'smostincompetentemployees.JerryGergich就是从那里开始的JerryGergichgothisstartthere.嗯-好吧嗯Well.-Allright,well.是所以新的主任需要称职Yeah,soournewdirectorneedstobecompetent,有作用不是完全整天嗑药的状态effective,andnotcompletelystonedallthetime.我已经领先一步了小妹妹我有个完美的家伙mwayaheadofyouthere,girly.Igottheperfectguy.一个朋友有点酗酒Friendofmine,bitofanalcoholic,有点贪婪要不是战争英雄要不就是战犯alittlegrabby,eitherawarheroorwarcriminal,取决于你问的是谁但是是个好人dependingonwhoyouask,butagooddude.怎么认识他的我做他的牙齿Howdoyouknowhim?-1dohisteeth.前面有几个咖啡渍但犬齿绝了Afewcoffeestainsupfront,buthiscaninesareinsane.哎呀Jeremy他听起来很完美啊他的牙龈也很棒吗Gosh,Jeremy,hesoundsperfect.Arehisgumsgreattoo?哦耶非常优秀甜菜红Oh,yeah.Theyareexcellent,beetred.我是在讽刺Iwasbeingsarcastic.我觉得我们该籽此事开放供讨论Ithinkweshouldopenthistothefloorformorediscussion.呃或许你能跟她解释一F拜托Uh,maybeyouwouldliketoexplainthistoher,please?传统来说Leslie议员们就会轮流行使部门认命权利Traditionally,Leslie,thecouncilmenjustkindoftaketurnsondepartmentalappointments.是啊这个是我的然后
