ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
先生们Gentlemen.荒野周末即将来到Wildernessweekendisuponus.到时没有电子游戏Therewillbenovideogames.没有上网平板TherewillbenoInternetpads.这个周末你们只有两个父母Thisweekendyouhavetwoparents:我和自然之母MeandMotherNature.而我AndI.是自然之母的弟弟amMotherNature'sbrother:自然之弟Brothernature.但你也可以叫我AndyButyoucancallmeAndy.或者自然之弟Orbrothernature.你们决定Yourcall.谢谢你Andy-自然之弟Thankyou,Andy.-Brothernature.过去三年里Forthelastthreeyears我一直作为Pawnee守林人的团体领袖IhaveservedastroopleaderofthePawneeRangers.这是我们的手册Thisisourhandbook.1.做个男人整本都是我写的Iwrotethewholethingmyself.好的到了授予徽章的时间了Okay,it'stimetogiveoutthebadges.嗯我们来看看Um,let,ssee.Emily你得到了最佳社区服务徽章Emily,yougetthebadgeformostcommunityservice.给Casey最佳企鹅博客徽章ToCasey,thebestpenguinblogbadge.给Abigail最飘逸秀发ToAbigail,flyesthairstyle.而Ann得到了第二飘逸秀发的徽章AndAnngetsthebadgeforsecond-flyesthairstyle.哦我没比这个啊Oh!Iwasn'tcompetingforthat.当然啊llsay.五年前Fiveyearsago,一位勇敢的五年级生想加入Pawnee守林人apluckyfifth-graderwantedtojointhePawneeRangers,但他们行政理事会的答案和讨厌混♥蛋♥一样buttheirexecutivecouncilsaidwhatobnoxiousjerksalwayssay.”不仅限男性"No.Thisismales-only.去创建你自己的俱乐部吧”Gostartyourownclub."她没做到Shecouldn't.所以我做到了SoIdid.我们是Pawnee女神We'recalledthePawneeGoddesses,而我们简直太棒了andwe'refreakin'awesome.嘿Ron你觉得谁的俱乐部更好Hey,Ron,whoseclubdoyouthinkisbetter,你的还是我的yoursormine?答案是我的说我的更好Theanswerismine.Saymineisbetter.这不是比赛It'snotacompetition.哦但这是的你的俱乐部阻止女孩子进的时候把它变成了比赛Oh,butitis.Yourclubmadeitacompetition,whentheykeptgirlsout.哦我的星星啊Oh,mystars.我只是个平凡女子mjustalittlelady.我脆弱的体质应付不了吓人的户外环境Myfragileconstitutioncannothandlethefearsomeoutdoors.我对强势的女性没有问题LeslieIhavenoproblemwithstrongwomen,Leslie.谁是Leslie啊Who,sLeslie?我的名字是AnnabelleVandergrafMynameisAnnabelIeVandergrat你们哪and,y'all,太阳照到我头发上我就会碎成一片一片的啊Ijustfalltopieceswhenthesunshinesonmyhair-ed.然而PaWnee护林人的成立就是因为一些男孩子However,thePawneeRangerswerefoundedbecausesomeboys想到野外去学习传统生存技能wanttogooutintonatureandlearntraditionalsurvivalskills而不会被女孩子们分了心withoutbeingdistractedbygirls.嗯我们太棒的女神们不会被废物们分心的Well,myawesomegoddessesdon'twanttobedistractedbylosers.说我的俱乐部更好RonSaymyclubisbetter,Ron.说吧Sayit.我的俱乐部更好Myclubisbetter.说吧Sayit.来吧说它更好Comeon.Sayit'sbetter.说吧Sayit.说它更好说我的俱乐部更好Sayit'sbetter.Saymyclubisbetter.说吧投降吧Sayit.Giveitup.谁的俱乐部更好我的Whoseclubisbetter?Mine.说吧你知道的Sayit.Youknowit.说吧Sayit.原则上来讲我不会说任何Onprinciple,Ineversayanything其他人很明显试图让我说的话thatanotherpersonisobviouslytryingtogetmetosay.我第一场结婚仪式花了两个小时Myfirstweddingceremonytooktwohours,因为当牧师说”重复我的话”时becauseafterthepriestsaid"Repeatafterme"我沉默了Ifellsilent.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第4集第4季第4集我在审计预算我注意到你们文书工作落后太多了I'vebeenauditingthebudget,andInoticedyou'rewaybehindonyourpaperwork.呃Jerry你两年半都没有填一份PC-IO表格Uh,Jerry,youhaven'tfilledoutaPC-IOformintwoandahalfyears.哦哎呀对不起Aw,jeez,msorry.是的我们基本上是以我们自己的速度来做文书Yeah,wekindadoourpaperworkatourownspeed.哦真的吗Oh,really?嗯我有点需要你们按照我的速度来做Well,Ikindaneedyoutodoitatmyspeed.好吧我会做的Fine,lldothem.你今天出什么事了Whatiswrongwithyoutoday?他们把权利的游戏砍了吗DidtheycancelGameofThrones?没出什么事做你自己的工作就好Nothingiswrong,justdoyourjob.他们永远不会砍了权力的游戏的AndtheywouldnevercancelGameofThrones.那可是部踏界巨作啊It,sacrossoverhit.它不只是给奇幻迷们拍的It'snotjustforfantasyenthusiasts.他们是在奇幻世界里拍现实的人的故事啊They'retellinghumanstoriesinafantasyworld.请填表谢谢Fillouttheforms,please.Thankyou.我曾经有一个非常好的呆在Pawnee的理由IusedtohaveonereallygoodreasonforstayinginPawnee.而现在我不确定什么能把我留在这了Butnow,mnotsurewhat'skeepingmehere.虽然我离一个免费肉丸三明治只剩下两个三明治了Although,Iamjusttwosandwichesawayfromafreemeatballsub.这个过期了Thisisexpired.守林人们作为来到这次旅途的奖赏Rangers,asarewardforcomingonthistrip,我给你们每个人准备了两份礼物Ihavegottenyoueachtwogifts.来吧打开它们Goahead.Open'em.这是什么啊Whatisthis?这是一块帆布Thatisacanvassheet,男人最有用的物体themostversatileobjectknowntoman.它可以用来制♥作♥帐篷背包鞋子担架风帆防水衣Itcanbeusedtomaketents,backpacks,shoes,stretchers,sails,tarpaulins,我推测在最可怕的情况下andIsuppose,inthemostdireofcircumstances,这还能作为“艺术品"的制♥作♥台面itcanbeasurfaceonwhichtomake"art."第二个礼物是什么What'sthesecondgift?第二个礼物是这个盒子本身Thesecondgiftistheboxitself.你们有I吩钟时间仅用这两个礼物制♥作♥一个避难所Youhave10minutestoassembleashelterusingonlyyourtwogifts.开始Go.女士们1.adies!女神小屋从没有这么好看过Thegoddesscabinhasneverlookedbetter.今年的小屋翻新徽章将会竞争激烈啊Thisyear,scabinrefurbishmentbadgeisgoingtobehotlycontested.好的所以每个人用你们的宽松手工艺时间做出了什么呢Okay,sowhatdideverybodymakefortheirlooselystructuredcrafttime?Lauren1.auren?GertrudeStein女性作家Stein也有啤酒杯的意思我做了个"Gertrude啤酒杯”Imadea"GertrudeStein."太棒了Lauren做得真好Amazing.Lauren,that'ssogood!我真的不想在这个后面出场啊Ireallywouldn'twanttofollowthat.Ann呢Ann?哦天呃.Oh,boy.Um.我想给每个人做点玉米穗娃娃Iwasmakingsomecornhuskdollsforeveryone但他们做出来很奇怪看起来像怪物buttheykindaturnedoutwrongsotheylooklikemonsters.对不起msorry.我就把它们放到这边了mjustgonnaputthatoverthere.扔火里Inthefire.嗯Ann让我们保持温暖Well,Ann'skeepinguswarm.那也很重要Andthat'simportant.Apri
