ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
早啊-嘿Morning.-Hey.嘿你能批准一下这个竞选海报的新设计吗Hey,canyouapprovethisnewdesignforthecampaignposter?哦Ann你这美丽的违规的飞蛾Oh,Ann,youbeautiful,rule-breakingmoth.你知道我们在这里不能讨论我的竞选的YouknowWecan'ttalkaboutmycampaigninhere.真的吗Seriously?就是个是否的问题啊It,sa"yes"or"no"question.当你在竞选公职时Whenyou'rerunningforoffice,有一百万条规矩规定你能做什么不能做什么thereare,like,amillionrulesofwhatyoucanandcannotdo.是Yes.而因为我为政♥府&hearts江作AndbecauseIworkforthegovernment,我不能在政♥府♥大楼之内做任何竞选相关的事项Iamnotallowedtodoanythingcampaign-relatedinsideagovernmentbuilding.老板我需要你的签名Boss,IneedyourHerbieHancockonthis.外面Outside.确实有点烦人It'skindofapainintheass.但是很好的锻炼Butit,sgreatexercise.但很烦人Butit,sapainintheass.所以PerdHapley想安排在周四-行SoPerdHapleywantstodoThursdaynow.-Fine.你完成了维护报告吗Didyoufinishthemaintenancereport?我没完成但我会完成的Ididnotfinishit,butIwillfinishit.所以等等你问的是什么来着-口号♥Sowait,whatwasyourquestionagain?-Theslogan?好吧我能就出来所以我们能吧所有事聊完呢Okay,canIjustcomeoutthere,sowecantalkabouteverything?不April我需要把工作分开好吗No,April,Ineedtokeepmyworkseparate,okay?就当作是一个有趣的游戏Justthinkofitlikeafungame.公园在里面竞选在外面Parksisinside.Campaignisoutside.公园在里面竞选外面Parksisinside.Campaign'soutside.哦你知道怎么样更好玩吗-怎么Ooh,youknowwhatwouldmakeitmorefun?-What?哦我的天这样Oh,myGod,this.AprilApril.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第16集第4季第16集是时候了LeslieIt'stime,Leslie.你必须从部门休假Youhavetotakealeaveofabsencefromthedepartment.Ron这也太扯了Ron,thatisridiculous.我们聊过这了不是你聊过了We'vetalkedaboutthis.-No,you'vetalkedaboutit,我无视了因为这也太扯了andveignoredit,becauseitisridiculous.需要我提醒你吗即使我赢得竞选NeedIremindyouthatevenifIwintheelection,我还能在公园部工作IcanstillworkattheParksdepartment.市政厅是个兼♥职♥工作Citycouncilisapart-timejob.但竞选可是全职工作Butcampaigningisafull-timejob.现在你在这里每周工作50小时Rightnow,you,reworking50hoursaweekhere在竞选上每周50小时and50hoursaweekonthecampaign.嗯我还有空余时间Well,Ihavetimetospare.我还在“车上餐上轮”当志愿者malsovolunteeringat"WheelsForMealsOnWheels."我们为“车上餐”修货车Werepairvansfor"MealsOnWheels."你所有事情都迟了一个月You'reamonthbehindoneverything.你忘记归档福周的公园维护报告YouforgottofiletheweeklyParksMaintenancereport.你每周都做但你还是忘了Youdoiteveryweek,andyouforgot.事情一件一件被忽略了Thingsarefallingthroughthecracks.我很肯定你连续四天都穿的这件毛衣mprettysureyou'vewornthatsweaterfourdaysinarow.或者我有四件一模一样的版本OrIownfouridenticalversionsofthesamesweater.不你没有你背上从周二开始就粘了根老棒棒糖了No,youdon't,there'sanoldlollipopthat'sbeenstucktothebacksinceTuesday.那是现在的新潮穿搭RonThat'sthestylenow,Ron.叫做“贴棒棒糖”It'scalled"lollipopping."所有孩子都在这么做Allthekidsaredoingit.1.eSIie你需要休假1.eslie,youneedtotakeasabbatical.好吧你猜怎么着RonOkay.Youknowwhat,Ron?我接受你的道歉Iacceptyourapology,我不会休假的我们已经同意了Iwillnottakeasabbatical,asweagreed,而且我们不会再讨论这件事了andwewillneverdiscussthisagain.抱歉Ann你不能打开这份礼物Sorry,Ann.Youcan'topenthisgift.这是为Pawnee最美的女孩准备的It,sforthemostbeautifulgirlinPawnee.等等等等等等等等等等等那就是你Holdup,holdup,holdup.Holdup,holdup,wait.That'syou.哇Wow.是啊看我也有一顶Yeah,andlook,Igotonetoo.Tommy的女孩成对的他的和她的MatchingHisandHers.所以我是“TOmmy的女孩”而你就是“Tom”吗Som"Tommy'sgirl,"andyou'rejust"Tom?为何不是“Ann的男人”Whynot"Ann'sman'?没人能拥有我小蛋糕甚至是你Nobodyownsme,cupcake,notevenyou.你要么把这些帼子用火烧掉Youcaneitherburnthesehatsinafire,要么你可以用喷灯oryoucanuseablowtorch.这个选择怎么样Howaboutthisoption?我们把帽子戴上-别说Weputthehatson-Don'tsayit.我们把其他所有东西脱掉Wetakeeverythingelseoff.这些坎戈尔帽是SamuelL.)ackson戴去参加拉丁格莱美的同款TheseKangolhatsareexactlyliketheoneSamuelL.JacksonworetotheLatinGrammys.她怎么就不喜欢呢我不知道Howcouldshenotlikethem?-1don'tknow.就像我给她做的每一件事都是错的It'slikesomehoweverythingIdowithheriswrong.哥们认真的别把我牵扯进来Dude,seriously,leavemeoutofthis.我有点帮Tom和Ann牵广线IkindofsetupTomandAnn,而现在他们一直找我要意见andnowtheywon'tstopaskingmeforadvice,这对他们可是坏选择whichisareallybadmoveontheirpar因为我真的不在乎他们发生什么becauseIreallydon'tcarewhathappenstothem.或者任何人Oranyone.冠军嘿小家伙Champion!Hey,bud.我想你了Imissedyou.太感谢r我希望他不麻烦Thankyousomuch.Ihopehewasn'tahandful.完全没有Notintheslightest.就像德国人会说的"Eristeinwunderhund"AstheGermanswouldsay,eristeinwunderhund."他是条奇迹狗-哦Heisawonderdog.-Oh.我上的训狗课程完全由德语讲授ThedogtrainingcourseItookwasconductedentirelyinGerman,而现在我能十分流利地使用德语.andsonowmfluentinGerman.中与狗相关的单词Wordsrelatingtodogs.April和Andy出门过夜了AprilandAndywentawayforthenight,而我在这照顾冠军andIlookedafterChampionhere.他是条杂种狗He'samutt.一半是惊人一半是了不起Halfamazing,halfterrific.他是条（德语）三条腿的狗Ichbineinthree-leggeddog.嗯我带他去了宠物超♥市♥Well,ItookhimtoPetSmart我给他买♥♥了各种玩具给他打了疫苗Igothimvarioustoys,gothimshots,给他剪了毛给他充足的运动gothimgroomed,andgavehimplentyofexercise.他到最健康的状态了He,shealthierthanever.等等他的腿长问来了吗Wait,didhisleggrowback?哦没没那也没事Aw,no,no.That'sokay.Andy我想说一是的Andy,ifImay-Yes.狗倾向于模仿他们主人的性格-嗯哼Dogstendtotakeonthepersonalitiesoftheirowners-Mm-hmm.所以如果你整天躺在沙发Soifyouweretositonyourcouchallday看动画只吃奇多watchingcartoonsandeatingnothingbutCheetos,那就是他也想做的that'swhathewouldwanttodotoo.谁不想呢那听起来是很奇妙的一天对吧Whowouldn't?Thatsoundsli
