ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第五季第十六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

租个型股东们Rent-A-Swagshareholders:如你们所见你们的店如火如荼Asyoucansee,yourstoreishoppin'.这些孩子租我旧衣服的样子像他们要赶不上潮流一样Thesekidsarerentingmyoldclotheslikethey'regoingoutofstyle.但他们永远不会Whichtheyneverwill.是啊这里的步行交通挺拥挤的Tommy我喜欢Yeah,it,salotoffoottraffic,Tommy.Ilikeit.哦”该-哀-哀死”这里像是个香肠派对呢Oh,"day-yay-yam,"itiskindofasausagepartyinhere.明确指出Fortherecord,愿意上这个愿意上愿意上wouldhitit,wouldhit,wouldhit.强烈拒绝Hardpass.Tom是谁啊这个.人Tom,whoisthis.person?这彳立是Mona-LisaSapersteinThisisMona-LisaSaperstein,我的新任销♥售♥伙伴mynewsalesassociate.Mona-LisaSapersteinMona-LisaSaperstein?那个的意思是*哦是*她是我妹妹Doesthatmean-Oh,yeah.Jshe'smysister.我双胞胎妹妹来自同一个父辈Mytwinsister,fromthesamemister.太感谢你雇Mona-Lisa了ThankyousomuchforhiringMona-Lisa.对我来说意义重大Itmeanssomuchtome.虽然诚实说她是.Eventhough,honestly,she's.*最烂的*JThewo-o-orst她是世界上最烂的人Sheistheworstpersonintheworld.巨下流糟糕Hugeskank.Terrible.但谢谢你意义重大Butthankyou.Itmeansalot.当然要照顾家人嘛Ofcourse.Gottokeepitinthefamily.是啊但非得要是这个家吗Yeah,butdoesithavetobethisfamily?实际上提醒我了Actually,thatremindsme,老老老老板人.Ba-ba-ba-bossman.我今天要早退Ineedtoleaveearlytoday因为我的心理医生给我和他买♥♥了PitbUH演唱会的票becausemyshrinkgotmeandhimticketstoaPitbullconcert.而我已经保证他了AndIalreadycommittedtothat.所以如果你说我不能去AndsoifyousaythatIcan'tgo,就像你从我这里拿走了啥it'slikeyou,retakingsomethingawayfromme.呃店里真的很忙我有点需要你留下Um,store'sreallybusy.Ikindaneedyoutostay.我完全听到了呃我也不喜欢你说的Itotallyhearyou.Um,Ialsodon'tlikewhatyou,resaying.所以如果你说不Soifyousayno,我会在洗手间点火的Iwillstartafireinthebathroom.好吧我想你能去了Okay,Iguessyoucango.是啊我知道我能Yeah,IknowIcan.我怎么说的哈WhatdidItellyou,huh?*最烂的JThewo-o-o-orst.她是世界上最烂的She'stheworstintheworld.Jean-Ralphio你好吗Jean-Ralphio.Howareyou?公园与游憩公园与游憩第5季第16集第5季第16集大家好Hello.欢迎来到Pawnee电影苍穹WelcometoPawneeVideodome.今天我们放映的是Todaywe'llbescreeningStanleyKUbriCkI957年的经典作品光荣之路StanleyKubrick's1957classicPathsOfGlory.它讲的是三个男人拒绝执行-场自杀任务It'saboutthreemenwhorefusetogoonasuicidemission然后因为懦弱被处决的故事andareexecutedforcowardice.或者我们可以你知道可能放另一部电影OrWecould,youknow,maybescreenadifferentmovie.部更加乐观一点点的Onethat'salittlebitmoreupbeat.比如海底总动员或者.1.ikeFindingNemoor.一部关于犹太人灭绝的纪录片（566分钟）我可以放呃浩劫Icoulddo,uh,Shoah.好的那就是光荣之路了Okay,PathsOfGloryitis.这里是Pawnee电影苍穹ThisisthePawneeVideodome.我们在这里因为我开启了一个帮助本地企业的计划AndWeareherebecauseIstartedaprogramtohelplocalbusiness.这里是Pawnee的重要机构ThisisaPawneeinstitution.这里是PerdHapley拍摄他电影评论节目灯光摄影Perd）的地方ThisistheplacewherePerdHapleyshothismoviereviewshowLights,Camera,Perd.是个温暖人心的故事但就是难以置信It,saheartwarmingstory,butit'sjustnotbelievable.所以我给E.T.外星人打了一分半WhichiswhyIgiveE.T.11/2stars.Andy结束了Andy,it'sover.起床AndyGetup,Andy.你在干嘛Whatareyoudoing?所有人在-我们在哪What'severybody-wherearewe?我爱那部电影的原因是它真的很压抑ThereasonIlovethatfilmisthatit'sreallydepressing.说起来难过的是下个月Speakingofwhich,sadly,nextmonth,Pawnee电影穹顶要关门大吉了PawneeVideodomewillbeclosingitsdoors.永远的-别啊Forever.-No!对你们参加过我们放映活动的人们Forthoseofyouthathaveattendedourscreenings,我想感谢你们的光临Iwanttothankyouforyourpatronage,希望你们多租一些电影就好了thoughIwishyouwouldhaverentedmoremovies.伙计们我们需要帮助Dennis和他的生意Guys,wehavetohelpoutDennisandhisbusiness.所有人租点什么所以我们能帮DennisEverybodyrentsomething,sowecanhelpDennis.先生你要租点什么吗Sir,willyourentsomething?我为啥要那么做啊WhywouldIdothat?所有电影在网上都免费啊Allmoviesareonlineforfree.我正在手♥机♥上看钢铁伙2呢mwatchingIronMan2onmyphonerightnow.好吧你没帮上Okay,you'renothelping.我就想租海底总动员I,forone,amgoingtorentFindingNemo.哦我们不供应动画的Ooh,wedon'tcarrycartoons.但如果你想看一部关于海洋的电影Butifyouwantafilmabouttheocean,我们有一部纪录片讲的是日本捕鲸行业的暴行WehaveadocumentaryaboutthebrutalityofJapan'swhalingindustry.叫做我喷水孔的眼泪lt,scalledTearsOfMyBlowhole.而它它很恶心Andit,s-it'snauseating.我就买♥♥点RedVines糖吧lljustbuysomeredvines.哦我们只有日本黏液糖Oh,weonlyhaveJapaneseslimecandy和呃保加利亚小麦球and,Um,Bulgarianwheatballs.1.eSlie认真的我们到底在哪1.eslie,seriously,wherearewe?所有这些孩子都有父亲和母亲Allthesekidshavefathersandmothers生了他们而且引导他们生活whohavebirthedthemandareguidingthemthroughlife.是啊就是这么运转的Yep,that,showitworks.你感觉如何Howareyoufeeling?做好你的“爹"定了吗Didyoumakeyourdad-cisionyet?我IOo%确定Iam100%certain我0%肯定我要怎么做thatIam0%sureofwhatmgoingtodo.AnnPerkins问我愿不愿意捐赠精GheartslGhearts;AnnPerkinsaskedmeifIwouldliketodonatesperm,所以她可以生个孩子soshecanhaveababy.这是场战斗一方是我将一个孩子带到这个世界上的原始欲望It,sabattlebetweenmyprimaldesiretobringachildintothisworld另一方是对任何活物造成可能的负面影响给我带来的无力恐惧andmyparalyzingfearofnegativelyaffectinganylivingthing.收银台少了$60There's$60missingfromtheregister.我觉得Mona-Lisa在偷我的钱IthinkMona-Lisa'sstealingfromme.是啊绝对是Mona-Lisa百分百的她完全是个盗窃狂Yeah,itisabsolutelyMona-Lisa.100%.She'satotalklepto.还有色情狂和纵火狂-所有这些狂Andnymphoandpyro-allthosethings.好的作为你的CFOOkay,asyourCFO,我推荐立即摆脱掉她Irecommendgettingridofherimmediately.我明天要为最好的客户们开一场鸡尾酒宴会mthrowingahugecocktailpartytomorrowforallmybestclients.我没时间找新的人选了Idon'thavetimetofindsomeonenew.这也