ParksandRecreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第四季第六集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
LeslieKnope小姐向您介绍HerbScaiferMissLeslieKnope,IpresenttoyouHerbScaifer.再说一次Andy你不用鞠躬Again,Andy,youdon'tneedtobow.如你所愿夫人Asyouwish,ma'am.好的Herb我能为你做什么Okay,Herb,whatcanIdoyoufor?嗯你自己准备好吧我有坏消息Well,pleaseprepareyourselfIhaveterriblenews.是吗Youdo?世界明天早上就要终结rTheworldisgoingtoendtomorrowatdawn.啊不是吧你确定是明天吗Awnuts.Yousureit,stomorrow?恐怕是的就在日出之时Afraidso.Rightatdawn.整个地球Theentireplanet.消失我没收到提醒啊HerbGone.-Notgivingmemuchnotice,Herb.我来看看我能做什么吧-好的1.etmeseewhatIcando.-Okay.1970年代有一阵AForawhileinthe1970s,我们镇被一个古怪的邪教接管了ourtownwasrunbyafreakycult.每隔儿年残党们就会预测世界要终结Everyfewyears,theremainingmemberspredictedtheworld'sgonnaend.他们会在公园里彻夜守夜Andtheyhaveanall-nightvigilinthepark.超级烦人It'ssuperannoying.看来当你觉得世界要终结的时候Turnsoutwhenyouthinktheworld,sending,你就不会在移♥动♥厕所里小心瞄准了youdon'taimsocarefullyintheport-a-potties.公园与游憩公园与游憩第4季第6集第4季第6集今晚“理性派”的追随者们Tonight,thefollowersof"Reasonableism"要聚在一起等候Zorp的归来willbejoiningtogethertoawaitthereturnofZorp.这个巨型蜥蜴神会用审判的清净之火消灭地球ThegiantlizardgodwhowilldestroytheEarthwithhiscleansingfireofjudgement.还要提供小食Alsolightrefreshmentswillbeserved.哦去年他们吃的是披萨他们又要吃披萨了吗Oh,lastyeartheyhadpizza.Aretheygonnahavepizzaagain?嗯上面说他们有火鸡三明治Uhm.saysthey'vegotturkeysandwiches和千悲之醉andthenectarofathousandsorrows.哦那个很棒的其实是根汁汽水混红酒Oh,thatissogood!It,srootbeerandredwine.我去开过一次会Iwenttoonemeeting.等等Wait!我会想念你的巨型椅子Gonnamissyou,enormouschair.你真在上面坐过啊-是的我爱它Youreallysatonthisthing?-Yes!Ilovedit.感觉像是个小国王Feltlikeatinyking.T田我们做到了宝贝T-cups!Wedidit,baby.我们从头搭建了一家公♥司♥Webuiltacompanyfromthegroundup.然后我们又把头埋回去了Andtheweranitbackintotheground.要记住的重要事情.就是这是一场巨大的成功Theimportantthingtoremember.isthatitwasamassivesuccess.来杯RemyMartinRemyMartin?嗯娱乐7二C）已经死掉了它去公♥司♥天堂了Well,Entertainment720isdead.It'supincompanyheaven.三家公♥司♥均已倒闭和大♥片♥在线和Askjeeves一样A,BlockbusterandAskjeeves.AskJeeves的形式是一个有问必答的管家形象我的公♥司♥没比请个假管家来帮你Google搜索的公♥司♥好多少MycompanyisnobetterthanacompanywhereyouaskafakebutlertoGooglethingsforyou.有人吗Hello!所以看起来我们一个人还剩下5000块到手Soitlookslikewe'lleachendupwithabout$5,000apiece.停下Stop.我们一个人有五K吗那太棒了Wegetfiveg,seach?That,samazing!你起步资金可是45万啊Youstartedoutwith450,000.记得D）钝给我们定制入场节拍吗RememberwhenD）Bluntzmadeusourownpersonalentrancebeat?记得开业之夜聚会你和接待员Tess跳舞太用力RemembertheopeningnightpartywhenyoudancedsohardwithTessthereceptionist断了一根肋骨吗andyoubrokeoneofyourribs?它一直都没完全愈合Itneverhealedproperly.每一次呼吸都是挣扎,Everybreathisagony.停下Stop.所以下一步是什么TOmmyDavidsonSowhat'snext,TommyDavidson?我觉得我们把这一万拿去投资然后我“意外”被-辆公交车撞倒IsayWeinvestourtenlargeandthenI"accidentally"getrunoverbyacitybus.然后我们开始我们的嘻哈厂牌andwestartourownhip-hoplabel.听着我们可以打安全牌1.isten,wecouldplayitsafe.但e720不是这样的Butthat'snotwhate720isallabout.不不是No,itisnot.我们这个地儿还有一晚上对吧Wehavethisplaceforonemorenight,right?我们明天中午就要走人了We'reouttietomorrowatnoon.不然我们用上剩下的每一分钱Whatifwetookeverydimewehadleft,办一个最后的大聚会threwonelastparty.让它包含我们想象中公♥司♥样子的精华Madeittheessenceofeverythingwewantedthecompanytobe.聚会主题Aparty.就是世界末日Fortheendoftheworld.嘘你在"剩下的每一分钱”就让我入伙了Shh!Youhadmeat"everydimewehaveleft."因为我就像律师本色里的LaraFlynnBoyle一样BecauseminlikeLaraFlynnBoyle.from"ThePractice."好好好好好好好型男Dillydillydillydillydillydillydillyswag!为什么这个邪教自称“理性派”Whydoesthecultcallthemselves"TheReasonableistsn?嗯他们觉得如果人们批评他们Well,theyfigureifpeoplecriticizethem看起来就像在攻击很理性的东西it'llseemlikethey'reattackingsomethingveryreasonable.奇怪的机智啊That'sweirdlybrilliant.你看没有什么要担心的1.ook,there'snothingtoworryabout.他们预测世界末日已经15次了They'vesaidthattheworldisgoingtoend15times.那些日期里发生的唯一一件坏事就是Andtheonlybadthingthat,severhappenedonanyofthosedatesis著名自行车运动员1.anceArmstrong里了歌♥手SherylCrow1.anceArmstrongdumpingSherylCrow.那是悲惨的一天-。恩Thatwasatragicday.-Hmm.1.ivestrong是LanceArmstrong创办援助癌症患者的基金会活得坚强点1.ivestrong.不管怎样我觉得Ben和我今晚应该陪着你Inanyrate,IthinkBenandIshouldaccompanyyoutonight.哦我不觉得我们必须这么做Oh,Idon'tthinkwehavetodothat.不不不我坚持这公做No,no,no,1insist.这些人活在榆木脑星球Thesepeopleliveonplanetnutbrain.我住在巴旦木脑星球Iliveonplanetnutbran.巴旦木对你的结肠很有帮助呢Branandnutsareveryhelpfulforyourcolon!啊看起来我们要被强迫相处了Well,itlookslikewe'rekindofforcedtohangoutwitheachother.是啊听着我-我会来转一会儿Yeah,listen,ll-11comeforabit,但如果你可以的话我不会一直呆着的butifit,sokaywithyou,I'mnotgoingtostay.就是你知道有点奇怪对吧It,sjust,youknow,stillkindofweird,right?是是对对对对Yeah,yeah.Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah.对对对嗯哼完全理解Yeah,yeah,yeah,mm-hmm,totallygetit.绝对理解Definitelygetit.Ben和我最近没怎么相处了BenandIdon'thangoutmuchthesedays.多大事一大堆人不相处啊Bigdeal,lotsofpeopledon'thangout.Jerry和April奥巴马和麦当娜可能吧JerryandApril.ObamaandMadonna,probably.我们已经有陪伴了We'reingoodcompany.我们今晚要做啥啊Whatshouldwedotonight?我不知道我觉得我们就点披萨吧Idon'tknow,Ijustfigurewe,lljustordersomepizza.你看我玩XBoxYouwatchmeplayXBox,然后我看你打
