SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第十五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝神秘的盒子派大星Patrick?派大星Patrick?派大星Patrick准备好去捉水母了吗Areyoureadytogojellyfishing?天啊这就去吗Oh,boy,amI网给你Here'syournet快点啊派大星Well,comeon,Patrick水母可不会自己捉自己的Thejellyfishdon'tcatchthemselves我得先收好我的秘密盒First,Ihavetoputawaymysecretbox秘密盒Secretbox?你没跟我说过你有Younevertoldmeaboutyour秘密盒的啊secretbox住手偷♥窥♥狂宝宝Handsoff,PeepingBob这秘密盒是我专属的Thishere'smysecretbox并且要是我给你看了里面的东西的话Besides,ifIshowedyouwhatwasinside就不能算秘密了itwouldn'tbeasecretanymore还用说Duh海绵宝宝Spongebob要是你能看到我秘密盒里的东西Ifonlyyoucouldseeinsidemysecretbox就会改变你一生itwouldchangeyourlife没事的派大星It,sokay,Patrick我对秘密知道得不得了Iknowallaboutsecrets真知道Youdo?我有超多的秘密I'vegotagazillionsecrets比如什么1.ikewhat?众所周知秘密最好的一点Well,it'snosecretthatthebestthingaboutasecret就是秘密地把你的秘密告诉别人issecretlytellingsomeoneyoursecret从而秘密地再把一个秘密therebysecretlyaddinganothersecret收藏到他们秘密的秘密收藏里去totheirsecretcollectionofsecrets可秘密了secretly你要听我一个秘密吗Youwanttohearoneofmysecrets?可以听吗DoI?我想想1.et'ssee你知道你是我最好的朋友吗Didyouknowthatyou'remybestfriend?不会吧Noway再来听一个1.et'shearanotherone好啊Okay悄悄讲Secretly我有点幼稚malittlebitnaive我对你的看法大为改观了海绵宝宝11neverlookatyouthesamewayagain,Spongebob天啊Gosh再跟我讲点秘密Tellmesomemoresecrets好吧Okay我爱我在蟹堡王的工作IlovemyjobatTheKrustyKrab我睡觉都穿鞋Isleepwithmyshoeson我喜欢面包两面都涂果酱Ilikejellyonbothsidesofmytoast我从图书馆借了本书没有还vegotanoverduelibrarybook我觉得捉水母跟吹泡泡就是Ithinkjellyfishingandbubble-blowingarethe我上班就没迟到过I'veneverbeenlateforwork我跟人讲话说过花哨两字vesaidtheword"fancy"inconversation我喜欢听站台公告跳舞Iliketodancetoloadingzoneannouncements我还没有拿到驾照Istilldon'thavemydriver'slicense我有点太矮了malittleontheshortside我现在就穿着三条内♥裤♥mwearingthreepairsofunderwearrightnow哇Gasp我猜都猜不到Ineverwouldhaveguessed现在你会给我看你秘密盒里的东西吗Nowwillyoushowmewhat'sinsideyoursecretbox?不给海绵宝宝No,Spongebob只有我才能知道你是知道不了的It,sformetoknowandforyoutoneverfindout也许你是好理解了点海绵宝宝Youmaybeanopenbook,Spongebob但是我可比你那情况更复杂butmabitmorecomplicatedthanthat我内心的深不可测的城府可神秘了Theinnermachinationsofmymindareanenigma牛奶真的吗Oh,yeah?我倒也有不少秘密玩意Well,Igotplentyofsecretstuftoo我穿了秘密袜子vegotmysecretsockson小蜗还有秘密小蜗食盆AndmysecretGary'sbowl秘密电视MysecretTV还有秘密电视频道andmysecretTVchannel你觉得怎么样呢派大星Whatdoyouthinkofthat,Patrick?派大星Patrick?要是让你看见里面东西的话Maybeifyousawwhatwasinside就会知道为什么就必须得是秘密了you'dknowwhyithastobesecret在这特别的盒子里Insidethisverybox是一切秘密中最秘密的秘密isthemostsecretysecretinallofSecretdom而我正是它唯一的见证者andIamitssolewitness这就是个重担海绵宝宝It,saheavyburden,Spongebob但是谁都不能知道这盒子的神秘之处butnobodymustknowthemysteryofthebox谁都不能Nobody连Noteven章鱼哥家都不能知道Squidward'shouse一刻都不能停It,safull-timejob我要时刻保持警惕mconstantlyonthealert不知道会有谁会突然要Youneverknowwhensomeone'sgoingto海绵宝宝你这是想干什么Spongebob,whatdoyouthinkyou'redoing?那是我的秘密盒That'smysecretbox给我交出来Nowhanditover可是派大星But,Patrick我必须得知道秘密Imustknowthesecret跟你讲最后一遍海绵宝宝Forthelasttime,Spongebob不准no拜托就一眼Comeon,justapeek不行Never既然到这种地步了So,it'scometothis考虑到我们加了永远好朋友俱乐部AndtothinkwejoinedtheBestFriendsForeverClub听着偷秘密宝宝1.istenup,SpongebobSecretStealer"Pants"要是你再来靠近我的秘密盒Ifyouevercomenearmysecretboxagain我们就绝交wewon'tbefriendsanymore可But我们应该是we'resupposedtobe永远好朋友的friendsforever海绵宝宝派大星我内心好龌龊Ifeelsofilthy我玷污了我们的友谊园林Ihavesoiledourfriendshipgarden我就只是忍♥不住而已Ijustcouldn'thelpmyself我知道那是你的秘密Iknowit'syoursecret我保证会尊重的Ipromisetorespectthat求你原谅我吧派大星Pleaseforgiveme,Patrick求你了Please那个Well应该也不全是你的错Iguessit'snotallyourfault毕竟这可是个特别棒的秘密Afterall,thisisaprettygreatsecret我是说Imean你又怎能抵挡得住最棒秘密的诱惑呢howcouldyouresistthegreatestsecretever?最神奇Themostamazing最神秘mysterious最强大的秘密裤头村独有powerfulsecretinallofBikiniBottom?那现在你怎么看兄弟So,whatdoyousay,buddy?还是朋友吗Friends?朋友Friends那个盒子里有什么东西Whatcouldbeinthatbox派大星居然还不让我开盒看看thatPatrickdoesn'twantmetosee?可能是全世界唯一一只白化水母Maybeit,stheworld'sonlyalbinojellyfish还可能派大星是个珠宝大盗ormaybePatrick'samasterjewelthief盒里满是钻石andit'sfullofdiamonds还可能派大星是个发神经的疯子OrmaybePatrick'saderangedmaniac会把受害人的断头装进盒子里whokeepshisvictims*severedheadsinabox可能情况还更差Orevenworse可能是我圣诞节派对时的丑照maybeit'sanembarrassingsnapshotofmefromaChristmasparty一定要知道秘密盒里有什么东西Igottofindoutwhat'sinthatsecretbox不知道就不睡mnotgoingtoresttillIdo有了That'sit要怎么看秘密盒里的东西呢Howdoyoulookintoasecretbox?当然是要秘密地看Secretly,ofcourse我只要在派大星睡着的时候拿走盒子lljusttaketheboxwhilePatrick'ssleeping往盒子里面看lookinside趁着派大星还没注意到的时候andbeforePatrickevenhastim
