SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第十集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝船不能白搭我们又来到了裤头村滑浪学校HereweareagainattheBikiniBottomBoatingSchool今天又是海绵宝宝进行驾考的日子TodayisonceagainthedayofSpongeBob1Sboatingschoolexam但更重要的是butmoreimportantly这是今年最后一次驾考thisisthelasttestfortheyear如果海绵宝宝这次驾考又挂了andifSpongeBobdoesnotpassthisone就表示他又要再上一整年的驾校itmeansanotherwholeyearofboatingschool怎么了Wha,happen?没什么海绵宝宝Nothing,SpongeBob你只是又撞上了个行人Youjuststruckanotherpedestrian再扣二十分Minus20morepoints我还剩多少分Howmanydoesthatleavemewith?负224分Negative224我驾考还剩多少分钟Howmanymoreminutesleftinthetest?已经考完了Thetestisover时间还很充裕That'senoughtime扣的分还能补回来Icanmakeupthosepoints不No海绵宝宝SpongeBob等等Wait你没听清楚Youdidn'thearme已经太迟了It'stoolate海绵宝宝SpongeBob好泡芙老师Okay,Mrs.Puff我最终成绩有多少what'smyfinalscore?六Six要多少分才能过AndhowmanydoIneedtopass?六Six百Hundred什么Wha?六百Sixhundred要考六百才能过Youneed600topass你才六分Yougotsix你放心Don'tworry我不会气馁的泡芙老师llbeallright,Mrs.Puff并且Besides这就表示我还要再上你的课ThismeansIgettobeinyourclass整整一年forawhole,notheryear下周二再见Well,seeyounextTuesday滑浪学校好耶Yeah我要领到驾照了mgonnagetmydriver'slicense只要再上一整年andit'sonlygonnatakeonemoreyear一整年onemoreyear超级无敌一整年Onemoresuper-duperyear超级无敌精彩绝伦Onemoresuper-spectacular神神奇奇完美一整年extra-magical,extra-fantasticalyear海神王啊Oh,Neptune又要跟他耗一年Anotheryearwithhim真见鬼Barnacles又该死又见鬼Dirtybarnacles一定要做点自保措施I'vegottodosomethingtosavemyself只有一个办法there'sonlyonewayout老师的杀手铜Ateacher'saceinthehole额外加分Extracredit你说什么泡芙老师Whatwasthat,Mrs.Puff?额外加分海绵宝宝Extracredit,SpongeBob额外加分Theextracredit我还有机会Istillhaveachance我我是说I,Imean你还有机会youstillhaveachance什么是额外加分What,sextracredit?就是可以获得It,swhenyougetcredit以前你不会做的事情的对应的学分forthethingsyouweren'tabletodobefore滑浪学校准备好额外加分了没Now,arewereadyforthatextracredit?额外加分Extracredit这样就对了That'sthespirit你要是想So,allyouhavetodo领到额外加分过了我的课toearnyourextracreditandpassmyclass再也不用靠近这所学校andneverhavetocomeanywherenearthisschoolagain就只要写句十个字的句子iswriteaten-wordsentence主题是你在滑浪学校学到的知识onwhatyou,velearnedinboatingschool可我学了好多知识Butvelearnedsomanythings随便选一个选哪个我不管Justpickone,Idon'tcarewhich来我替你开头Here,llhelpyougetstarted我在驾校里学了"WhatIlearnedinboatingschoolis好了There已经七个字了That'salreadysevenwords只要再写三个Onlythreemore学1.-E-A-R真见鬼Barnacles怎么了What'swrong?得先削铅笔GottosharpenmypencilTN-E快给我Givemethat给你钢笔Here'sapen钢笔Apen经典永流传的书写用具之一Oneofthemostpermanentofallwritingutensils要去写作文Gonnawriteanessay就是要这样That'swhatIsay好了There太棒了Fantastic让我看看1.etmeseeit不等等No,wait我反悔了Ichangedmymind不管你写的什么都不会有事的msurewhateveryou'vewrittenit'sfine让我看看Justletmesee别看No,don'tlook还没好It'snotready很简单的It,ssosimple只要十个字Onlytenwords我在驾校里学了"WhatIlearnedinboatingschoolis"填空Blankety填空blankety空blank我能行的Icandothis我在驾校里学了"WhatIlearnedinboatingschoolis我在驾校里学了"WhatIlearnedinboatingschoolis"我能行的Icandothis里面感觉好热泡芙老师Isithotinhere,Mrs.Puff?为什么里面这么热Whyisitsohotinhere?我的手Myhand我的手抽筋了泡芙老师Myhandiscramping,Mrs.Puff快停下Makeitstop你只要再写Youonlyneedthree个字morewords好Okay我看看你写的句子letmeseewhatyou'vewritten还没写好It,snotreadyyet没事海绵宝宝That'sokay,SpongeBob给老师看看你写的句子Showtheteacherwhatyou,vewritten不行No快给我Giveittome不行No给我看1.etmeseeit我在驾校里学了"WhatIlearnedinboatingschoolis剩下的都不重要Well,therestdoesn'tmatter你过了Youpass你过了Youpass泡芙老师我感觉我什么都没做Mrs.Puff,Idon'tfeellikeIreallydidanything额外加分本来就得这种感觉That'showextracreditissupposedtofeel真的吗Really?另外这是你的驾照Besides,here,syourlicense裤头村驾照海绵宝宝我的驾照Mylicense宛如我梦中的滋味IttastesjustlikeIdreamtitwould泡芙老师我Mrs.Puff,1谢谢你海绵宝宝Thankyou,SpongeBob恭喜你了Congratulations好人一生平安Haveanicelife小心了裤头村1.ookout,BikiniBottom有个新司机要上路了There'sanewdriverontheroad他就叫做andhisnameis海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants哈里斯生日快乐Harris,happybirthday我的腿Myleg破坏竟会如此之多Somuchdestruction直播记者不禁要问为什么Thisreporteraskswhy本地舆♥论♥一致认为问题出在1.ocalconsensusplacestheblame这位失职又自私的驾校教练身上onthisnegligentselfishdrivinginstructor她who这段别播出来1.et'snotusethattake太荒唐了That'spreposterous他都额外加分了Hedidtheextracredit没什么好怕的There'snoneedtoworry他连船都没得开Hedoesn'tevenhaveaboattodrive现在回家去把面都吃完Nowtogohomeandhavetherestofthatpasta感谢泡芙老师惊喜Surprise敬史上最棒的老师Tothegreatestteacherever谢谢泡芙老师Thankyou,Mrs.Puff我在此说出大家的心声IknowIspeakforeveryone我们要把你当作whenIsaythatweconsideryou海绵家族的一员amemberoftheSquarePantsfamily你该说的都说完了亲爰的Ithinkyou'vemadeyourpoint,dear泡芙老师本
