SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第十二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝压力要知道海绵宝宝Youknow,SpongeBob有时候就应该放着滑翔翼不用sometimesit,snicetohangupmyhangglider静静观赏八朵飘过andjustwatchthecloudsrollby对Yep还要放松Andjustrelax没错Yeah放松relax你知道那朵云像什么吗Youknowwhatthatcloudlookslike?什么What?一朵花Aflower这里所有云都很像花海绵宝宝Theyalllooklikeflowers,SpongeBob从来都是allthetime确实是Theysuredo平常我都会跟你比赛Youknow,normallydoffertoraceyou跑到珊瑚崖上tothetopofCoralCliffs不过这美景我一秒都不愿意错过butIdon,twanttomissoutonasecondofthisbeautifulbeauty我也是Meeither谁还会想一起比一比Whowantstogetalldirtyanyway?对啊Yeah那样还会流汗andsweaty并且咱俩心知肚明谁会先登顶Besides,Ithinkweknowwho,dgettothetopfirst对Yeah我Me真好笑珊迪That'sfunny,Sandy你刚好像说Itsoundedlikeyousaid你可以捷足先登youcouldbeatmeinaclimbingcontest当然可以了'CourseIcan我可是松鼠masquirrel看吧See我还以为那标志表示你是坚果Ithoughtthatmeantyouwerenuts不对Nope那标志表示我是天生攀岩好手Itmeansmanaturalbornclimber我是从陆地上来的mfromthesurfaceworld想攀得一手好岩andnothingpreparesyouforclimbing成长环境最好还得是干燥的陆地likegrowingupongoodolddryland陆什么地1.and-shmand手指力量才重要It'sallaboutfingerstrength,baby在海底下最不缺的Andifthere'sanythingwe'vegotplentyofdownhere就是手指力量it,sfingerstrength怎么说呢手套小姐Whatdoyousaytothat,MissMittens?我已经到半山腰了Isaymalreadyhalfwaythere不公平珊迪Nofair,Sandy你抢跑Yougotaheadstart抱歉海绵宝宝Sorry,SpongeBob珊瑚就是这样一步步瓦解的That'sthewaythecoralcrumbles你是故意的Youdidthatonpurpose对不过这次不是故意的Yeah,butthisisaaccident可惜你忘了带雨伞Toobadyouforgotyourumbrella我没忘1didn't你现在也该到了吧Well,it'sabouttimeyoushowedup可你刚Butyouwere我看到你Isawyou我I我要复赛Iwantarematch谁第一个到蟹堡王谁就赢FirstonetotheKrustyKrabisthewinner海底生物绝对不可能Ain,tnowayaseacritter跑赢陆地生物canrunfasterthanalandcritter在水下绝对行Icanunderwater我m设计符合流体力学hydrodynamicallydesigned穿着一身笨重的锡管还想赢Thinkyoucanwinafairraceinthatclunkytintube?想问就先得落后我Whydon'tyouaskmybe-hind?也就是Thatis至少也得先赶上我ifyoucancatchit你意下如何流体动力宝宝Whatdoyousaytothat,Hydropants?我都已经Isay,malready到半路了halfwaythere到半路了halfwaythere到半路了halfwaythere到半路了halfwaythere谢谢你脸当我垫脚石Thanksforthefacelift蟹堡王早就跟你说你没Yousee,Itoldyouyoudidn,thavea终于到了Thereyouare就是这位陆地生物Ain'tthatjustlikealandcreature害一位海底生物tokeepaseacreature苦等waiting你都说好了要复赛的Ithoughty'allwantedarematch没错Idid而且我跟你一样抢跑rAndItookaheadstartlikeyoudid我那次只是在跟你开个玩笑Iwasjustfunnin,withyathattime不过看来你们海底生物ButIguessally'allunderwater就是用不着公平竞争don'thavetoplayfair确实呼吸空气的Iguesswedon't,airbreather吸水的Watersucker爬树的Treeclimber住湾流的Gulfstreamer放风筝的Kiteflier吃鱼饵的Chumchewer收回你的话你这个Takethatback,you不湿的人not-wetperson想不出别的外号♥了吧Youcan,tevencomeupwithanothername证据确凿Thatprovesit证什么了Proveswhat?陆地生物就是比海底生物强Thatlandcrittersarebetterthanseacritters强在哪了Betteratwhat?大概是样样都强吧Durnneareverything,1guess套牛吃派Cattleropinandpieeatin,还有砍树andwoodchoppin,还有飞行andflyin'她在唠叨什么What'ssheblabberingabout?她说陆地生物最强Shesayslandcreaturesarebest因为本来就这样Only'causeit'strue我们最会骑马We'rebestathorseridin,还有理毛赛艇andfurstylin'androwin'虽说你们游泳比我强Y'allgotuslickedinswimmin,不过我们还会剥玉米butwegotcornshuckin'铲干草养畜禽andhaybailin'andbarnraisin'还有钓鱼andfishin,当然还有人身攻击Andnamecallin'fersure还有溺水Anddrowning别忘了溺水Don'tforgetdrowning真好笑章鱼哥Goodone,Squidward这辈子你都别想Notonyourlife,sport我承认lladmit对于松鼠来说你确实有点东西You'vegotsomeprettygoodmoves,forasquirrel但你还只是个陆地生物Butyou,restilljustalandcreature松鼠想做什么就能做什么Squirrelscandoanythingtheywantto你肯定没法一口吃掉双层豪华蟹黄堡Ibetyoucan'teataKrabbyDoubleDeluxeinonebite给我Givemethat我奇克斯的名号♥可不是白叫的Theydon'tcallmeCheeksfornothin'大脸颊区区一件小事Well,that,sjustonething你能这样吗Canyoudothis?我家人全都会Everyoneinmyfamilycandothat这个呢Howaboutthis,huh?你能出芽生殖吗Canyoureproducebybudding?能吗Canya?能吗Canya?能吗Canya?能吗Canya?不能No最重要的是Mostimportantly你能这样吗canyoudothis?我♥下♥嘛要做那堆傻事Well,whatwouldIwanttodoanyofthatdumbstuffforanyway?承认吧珊迪Admitit,Sandy-你做不了我们海底生物能做的事youcan'tdoanythingusseacreaturescando其实要不是你穿着那身衣服Infact,ifitwasn'tforthatsuit你都不能在这里活下来youcouldn'tevenlivedownhere你们都不Well,youdon't我用不着Idon'tneedto让你们见识llshowy'all我用不着这套衣服Idon'tneedthissuit我也用不着这个头盔AndIdon'tneedthishelmetneither海神王保佑她Neptunepreserveher她能那样撑多久Howlongcanshestaylikethat?不知道Idon'tknow珊迪原来是女的Sandy'sagirl?珊迪Sandy你确实证明我们错rYousureproveduswrong陆地生物确实更强Iguesslandcreaturesarebetter不过等憋不住要呼吸就弱下来了Atleast,untiltheyneedtobreathe马上撑不下去了Yep,won'tbelongnow头晕没Feelinglightheadedyet?记得这个吗Rememberthis?免费的It'sfree腌椰菜别笑我了Sto
