SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝死亡馅饼上菜了章鱼哥Orderup,Squidward蟹堡王别问我今天过得怎样嘿章鱼哥Hey,hey,Squidward你刚看到我了没didyouseeme?那好吧OK等会见章鱼同事seeyoulater,Squidinator此处点餐早安章鱼哥先生Goodmorning,Mr.Squidward那久你准备好了吗Soareyouready?准备好回家吗Togohome?错是准备好为员工情谊口交换礼物No,toexchangegiftsforEmployeeBrotherhoodDay维老板虽然你可以雇我管收银机Mr.Krabs,youpaymetostandbehindthisregister然后接单然后找零钱andtakeordersandgivechange但是你远远不能雇我情谊深沉地对待Butyoucouldneverpaymeenoughtoactbrotherlytowards那个家伙thatguy你这种态度正是Thatattitudeofyoursisprecisely我们要对你耍这种小把戏的原因whywe'rehavingthislittleshenanigan现在注意好了Now,payattention那小子有个惊喜要送你Thelad'sgotasurpriseforyou章鱼哥为了敬重我们的员工情谊Squidward,inhonourofemployeebrotherhood我要送你一份礼物Ipresenttoyouagift我爱你Iheartyou试穿下吧章鱼哥先生Tryiton,Mr.Squidward上面可是画满了你的脸哦It,sgotyouwrittenalloverit我不太确定要留多大的洞塞头Iwasn'tsurehowbigtomaketheholeforthehead所以我就用西瓜来试尺寸soIusedawatermelonforsize你喜欢吗Doyouloveit?有点痒It'salittleitchy这玩意是用什么做的What'sthisthingmadeof?眼睫毛Eyelashes现在我可以继续干活拿最低工资了吗Now,mayIresumemyminimum-wageduties?你得先要送出你的情谊礼物Afteryoupresentyourbrotherhoodgift我会给那白♥痴♥买♥♥颗口香糖llbuythelittletwerpagumball不行不行不行小子Oh,no,no,no,no,no,lad你可是知道规矩的Youknowtherules必须得自己做礼物Youhavetomakethegift我唯一想要做的就是出门Theonlythingmmakingisfortheexit这样行不行章鱼哥Isthisanybetter,Squidward?我用泪水做的这件毛衣Imadethisonewithmytears就知道你会改变主意小子Iknewyou'dcomearound,boy做个好礼物出来Makesomethingnice我咋就不能给那怪胎买♥♥东西当礼物Whycan'tIjustbuysomethingforthelittleweirdo?使劲Heave-ho要是你们把我战利品搞掉下来一块Ifyoudroponesinglesliceofmybooty我就要llhave割你们屁♥股♥yourbooty你们好Hithere那些手工派看起来挺好吃的Those,uh,homemadepiessurelookgood这些可不是手工的Thesearen'thomemade是工厂制♥造♥的Theyweremadeinafactory炸♥弹♥工厂abombfactory这些是炸♥弹♥They'rebombs好可惜That'stoobad我还以为那些是派本来还想买♥♥的IthoughttheywerepiesandIwantedtobuyone且慢Wait我们刚刚说的炸♥弹♥都是玩笑话Wewerejustkiddingaboutallthatbombstuff付二十五块钱就能买♥&heartsThat'llbe$25,please所以说这什么口味的Sowhatflavourisit?樱桃Cherry苹果Apple山莓Raspberry好吧能让那个蟹老头别烦我就行了Well,ifit'llgetoldmanMr.Krabsoffmyback行了OK礼物做好了蟹老板hereitis,Mr.Krabs新鲜出炉的Freshfromtheoven现在我要回归正常生活了llbereturningtomylifenow还不行Notyet我得确定下你礼物做得行不行Igottomakesureyoudiditright等一下Waitasecond配牛奶更好吃Thiswouldgogreatwithsomemilk牛奶所以说你是不是要杀掉我然后换新老板Soyoutriedtokillmeoveralittlenewagedmanagement,eh?可是蟹老板ButMr.Krabs我不知道会这样Ihadnoidea我能解释清楚Icanexplain蟹老板你没事吧Mr.Krabs,areyouOK?我听到有Ihearda有派Apie是章鱼哥送的It,sfromSquidward海绵宝宝收ToSpongeBob章鱼哥送海绵宝宝收你爱拿就拿吧你爱拿就拿吧Well,hereyougo经过就是这样Andthat'swhathappened二十五块钱$25炸♥弹♥Abomb?还在蟹堡王里IntheKrustyKrab?你刚把它放这了的That'swhereyouleftit不见了It,snotthere各位Hey,guys谢谢你送的派章鱼哥Thanksforthepie,Squidward你还非得杀了他不可Youhadtokillhim那小子给你哭出了件用泪水做的毛衣Theboycriesyouasweateroftears然后你要杀掉人家andyoukillhim你还要怎么个活法Howareyougoingtolivewithyourself?杀掉人家Killhim?你的餐来了先生Here'syourorder,sir谢了Thanks不行不行No,no要怎么Whatwegot得给医院打电♥话♥wegottocallahospital没救了Won'tdoanygood我先前就见过这种情况veseenthisbefore那派一棒命中的时候Whenthatpiegoesuptobat我是说Imean命中他肠子的下端的时候hitshislowerintestine你先前就见过了You'veseenthisbefore?其实见了有十一次11times,asamatteroffact喂医生吗Yes,hello,doctor?医院吗Hospital?都没救了Itwon'tdoanygood?H-次11times?他死定了He,sagoner得怎样交代人家Howdowetellhim?不要交代Don'ttellhim交代了只会让人家更不舒服Thatwillonlymakehimfeelworse依我看他只能活到日落时分ThewayIseeit,he'sonlygottillsunset为何要毁掉他活在世上的最后一天Whyruinhislastdayonearth?那小子理应享受他最后的光阴Theladdeservestoenjoyhisfinalhours说得对蟹老板You'reright,Mr.Krabs我要让海绵宝宝最后的光阴mgoingtomakeSpongeBob1Sfinalhours成为他最美好的光阴thebesthe'severhad这回Andthistime我要投入很多很多的爱there,sgoingtobelove多到能淹死他Somuch,he,sgoingtodrowninit淹死他Drowninit写给自己Notetoself小心章鱼哥WatchoutforSquidward海绵宝宝SpongeBob怎么了Yes我忘了跟你说你礼物还有第二部分Iforgottotellyou,there'sapart2toyourgift第二部分Part2?第二部分Part2别给我这样干Pleasedon'tdothat第二部分是什么What'sforpart2?那个你能想到的最快乐的事是什么Well,what'sthemostfunthingyoucanthinkof?其实我做了张我爱做的快乐事情清单Actually,IkeepalistofthemostfunthingsIliketodo我管这单子叫情谊单Icallitmyfriendshiplist好棒Great让我瞧一瞧1.etmeseeit更快乐的事情都标成红色了Thethingsthatareextrafun,vewritteninred全都是红色的Everything'sinred对啊我知道Yeah,Iknow想干完事的话最好现在就开始干Webetterstartnowifwewanttogetthroughthislist免得你死beforeyoudie思来想去Ofanticipation那就开整吧Thenlet,sroll再见蟹老板Bye,Mr.Krabs招聘看下章鱼哥Headsup,Squidward人家好像要找人把你换掉1