SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第一集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thendroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝你的鞋带没系好系鞋带之歌♥作曲及演唱小蜗Gary我刚只是在找体育频道小蜗Iwasjustlookingforthesportschannel,Gary请进Comein海绵宝宝Hey,SpongeBob要看下我的新鞋吗wanttoseemynewshoes?鞋子太棒了派大星Thosearegreat,Patrick来看看穿你脚上会是什么样的1.et'sseewhattheylooklikeonyourfeet你就不看看穿我手上的样子吗Wouldn'tyouratherseethemonmyhands?好吧Okay我们还能把手套戴脚上Andwecanwearglovesonourfeet也能把帽子戴屁♥股♥上andhatsonourcaptain,squarters,too其实Actually我要坦白一件事Ihaveaconfessiontomake我不知道要怎么系鞋带1don'tknowhowtotiemyshoelaces知道你交了我这么个朋友有多幸运吗Doyouknowhowluckyyouaretohaveafriendlikeme?知道Yes看着这个结1.ookatthisknot有没有见过系得比这还要好的鞋带Haveyoueverseenamoreperfectlyexecutedshoe-fasteningbow?天啊Gosh大概没有probablynot我打小就学会了派大星IlearnedwhenIwasjustaboy,Patrick我很愿意倾囊相授andmwillingtopassonwhat1know到那坐好Gositoverthere来让我这位老专家教你怎么系andletanoldproshowyouhowtodoit注意看好了派大星Paycloseattention,Patrick先要一只手拿一条鞋带Well,youstartbytakingonelaceperhand然后要andthenyou就得yougotto绕个个loopthe,the你确定知道要怎么系吗Areyousureyouknowhowtodoit?派大星别顶嘴Patrick,please系鞋带要安安静静心平气和才行shoe-tyingrequirespeaceandquiet好我刚讲到哪了Okay,wherewasI?你鞋带还是没系好Yourshoesarestilluntied看来你是不想我教你系鞋带了Well,Iguessyoudon'twantmetoshowyouhowtodoit对不起msorry我不会再插嘴了Iwon'tinterruptanymore想起来了vegotit系鞋带的第一条规矩是Thefirstruleofshoe-tyingis先从右脚系起"alwaysstartwithyourrightfoot"现在课程即将正式开始Nowthelessonwillofficiallybegin这样不对That'snotright明白吧Getit?不Not对right不懂No好不闹了Okay,nomorefoolingaround系好了Igotit那是干啥Whatwasthat?你没事吧海绵宝宝Areyouokay,SpongeBob?派大星你不是干啥要来不及了吗Patrick,aren'tyoulateforsomething?上厕所你说得对Thepoopdeck,you'reright只能以后再来上课了We'llhavetodothislessonlater再见海绵宝宝Bye,SpongeBob真不敢相信我会忘掉要怎么系鞋带了Ican'tbelieveI'veforgottenhowtotiemyownshoes自打我记事起这鞋带就已经系好了They'vebeentiedforaslongasIcanremember还好好好睡一晚上就会记起来的Well,llrememberafteragoodnight'ssleep没什么大不了Nobigdeal我迟早都会记起来的llremembersoonerorlater因为我准备好了'Causemready我I'm准备read我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread蟹堡王我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread我准备mread嗨海绵宝宝Hi,SpongeBob不好Oh,no不能让派大星看到我还没系好鞋带Ican'tletPatrickseeIstillhaven'ttiedmyshoes海绵宝宝Hey,SpongeBob你变矮了you'reshorter你最近是不是在节食Haveyoubeendieting?海绵就该有个海绵样Well,aspongehastolookhisspongiest我得上班去了Well,Igottogettowork真见鬼Oh,barnacles我还是躺这好了MaybeIshouldjustlayhere蟹黄堡不会自己做好的海绵宝宝Thosepattiesaren'tgonnacookthemselves,SpongeBob他说得对He,sright得去做蟹黄堡GottomakeKrabbyPatties不管鞋带系没系好1.acesornolaces只要站在这公一个地方就行Ijusthavetostandinthisonespot哒哒Ta-da完美的蟹黄堡Aperfectpatty好了海绵宝宝Allright,SpongeBob递过来Handitover怎么Well?章鱼哥我有个办法Hey,Squidward,vegotanidea你过来拿如何Howaboutyoucomegetit?海绵宝宝你想得可真是美Oh,gee,SpongeBob,that,sagreatidea然后就要让我做蟹黄堡AndmaybeIshouldcookthepatties再然后洗盘子anddothedishes再然后穿方裤子andwearsquarepants再然后住菠萝屋andliveinapineapple还要让你加入失业大军whileyouwaitintheunemploymentline不No那就马上把蟹黄堡递过来Thenbringthatpattyherenow好章鱼哥Okay,Squidward我来了HereIcome我这就来mcomingover我要把蟹黄堡递给你mbringingthepattytoyou蟹黄堡来了Herecomesthepatty没问题Noproblem我要把mwalking蟹黄堡theKrabbyPatty带给章鱼哥overtoSquidward好了章鱼哥Allright,Squidward我要把蟹黄堡给你mgivingyouthepatty这都是为了饥饿的顾客们forthehungrycustomer让他们把蟹黄堡吃掉sotheycaneatit等带到你手里那会儿whenIgiveittoyou也就是现whichisright在now海绵宝宝SpongeBob?我在这moverhere动作快Nowmove好章鱼哥Okay,Squidward只要慢慢动腿Justslowlymoveyourleg走过去Walkoverthere拿好withthe海绵宝宝SpongeBob对不起章鱼哥msorry,Squidward海绵宝宝SpongeBob我再做一个好了lljustmakeanother海绵Sponge等下Holdit让我先1.etmejust等下Holdit抱歉章鱼哥Sorry,Squid对不起Sorry怎么这么慢啊What,stheholdup?我心脏好像停跳了Ithinkmyheartjuststopped都是海绵It'sSponge宝宝的错Bob'sfault海绵宝宝的错SpongeBob1Sfault我完了Ifailed我的事业完了Mycareerisover对不起锅铲msorry,spatula对不起帽子msorry,hat蟹黄堡对不起地板msorry,floor对不起蟹黄堡Iamsorry,KrabbyPatties我想想表示快乐的五个字母的单词1.et'ssee,afive-letterwordforhappiness钱"Money"这是咱体验过最烂的服务Thisistheworstservicewe,veeverhad去海之霸好了We'regoingtotheChumBucket老板等等Wait等等Wait别走Don'tgo好啊我们一定要走Oh,yeah,Wearedefinitelyoutofhere等等别走Wait,don,tgo我的钱全都走出去了That'smemoneywalkingoutthedoor跟我说这是什么意思章鱼哥先生What'sthemeaningofthis,Mr.Squidward?都是海绵宝宝的错It'sSpongeBob1Sfault海绵宝宝给我出来SpongeBob,getouthere出来点More再出来点More全身都给我出来Alltheway,boy怎么回事海绵宝宝Whatbethematter,SpongeBob?这种事我都该让你走甲板落海身亡了Ioughttomakeyouwalktheplankforthis对不起蟹老板msorry,Mr.Krabs我只是it,sjustthatI我I怎么
