SpongeBobSquarePants《海绵宝宝（1999）》第二季第十八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
准备好了吗孩子们Areyouready,kids?好了船长Ayeaye,captain我听不见Ican'thearyou好了船长Ayeaye,captain是谁住在深海的大菠萝里Wholivesinapineappleunderthesea?海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants方方黄黄伸缩自如Absorbentandyellowandporousishe海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants如果四处探险是你的愿望IfnauticalnonsensebeSomethingyouwish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants那就敲敲甲板让大鱼开路Thedroponthedeckandfloplikeafish海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants准备Ready海绵宝宝SpongeBobSquarePants海绵宝宝脏话蟹堡王好了Well开一天当中最惨的时刻又到了it'stheworsttimeofthedayonceagain关关门时间Closingtime好了Well明天早上见蟹老板seeyouintheam,Mr.Krabs给我站住海绵宝宝Holdonthere,SpongeBob把那堆垃圾带出去扔了Takethatpileoffilthoutwithyou蟹老板不可以这么说章鱼哥Mr.Krabs,youshouldn'ttalkaboutSquidwardlikethat他说的是这个垃圾你个白♥痴♥Hemeansthisfilth,youloon出去扔垃圾Takingoutthetrash垃圾桶上的字句Dumpsterwriting人♥民♥的呼声Thevoiceofthepeople随泡泡上升随空气下降Upwithbubbles,downwithair力捧泡泡打倒空气线虫也是人Nematodesarepeople,too这些线虫可真是Thosenematodes有句还没写完的Here'sonesomebodydidn'tfinish章鱼哥好臭章鱼雷闻起来Squidwardsmells真香Good这句写的啥What,sthisone?老螃蟹是Krabsisa老螃蟹是Krabsisa老螃蟹是你就是用这张臭嘴来亲你♥妈♥的♥吗Doyoukissyourmotherwiththatmouth?有时候会亲Well,sometimes不过butnot最近没亲recently嗨收垃圾的Hi,garbageman嗨海绵宝宝Hi,SpongeBob嗨派大星Hi,Patrick派大星你知道这几个字什么意思吗Hey,Patrick,doyouknowwhatthiswordmeans?老螃蟹Krabs这不是你那个挥汗如雨的红色老板吗Isn'tthatthered,sweatyguyyouworkfor?不是这几个字Nuh-uh,notthatword老螃蟹是是这几个字Thatword我应该知道是什么意思了IthinkIknowwhatthatmeans那是用来增强语气的语气词That'soneofthosesentenceenhancers增强语气的语气词Sentenceenhancers?想要讲话花俏就可以用上Youusethemwhenyouwanttotalkfancy你只要加到你想讲的话里面然后Youjustsprinkleitoveranythingyousayand啸wham-o你讲的话就会变得辛辣起来了Yougotyourselfaspicysentencesandwich懂了Igetit我来试试看1.etmetry你好派大星Hello,Patrick天气真1.ovely不错你说是不是daywe'rehaving,isn,tit是啊没错海绵宝宝Why,yes,itis,SpongeBob今天This天气可真dayisparticularly好啊lovely说得真How对啊派大星rightyouare,Patrick你说得对派大星You'reright,Patrick这辛辣的话讲的我嘴唇都麻了Mylipsaretinglingfromthespicinessofthisconversation我的也麻了Mine,too我一笑就麻了IttingleswhenIlaugh蟹堡王客人们好Heno,customers天气真Nice不错啊你们说是不是daywe'rehaving,huh?他是不是说了Didhejustsay?对他说了Aye,hedid派大星你Hey,Patrick,howthe好吗areyou?挺Pretty好海绵宝宝good,SpongeBob这可是家餐厅Ithoughtthiswasarestaurant不是嘴臭大会notagutter-mouthconvention顾客们请注意Attention,customers今日特餐是Today,sspecialisa维黄堡配以油腻KrabbyPattyservedinagreasy酱料肉饼煎至sauceandgrilledto恰到好处perfection也别忘了来点And,don'tforgettoaskusto薯the条fries我们乐意It'llbeour效劳pleasure嗨章鱼哥Hi,Squidward你Howthe好吗areyou?天气真Nice不错是不是啊章鱼哥day,isn,tit,Squidward?真是不明白Idon'tunderstand那人明明很有才完全没必要嘴臭的Thatguy'stalented,hedoesn'thavetoworkblue咱们到更适合家庭的地方去吧1.et'sgosomewheremorefamilyoriented我再也不会来这吃东西了mnevereatinghereagain那俩到处嘴臭的臭鱼烂虾Thosefoul-mouthedbottomfeeders最大容量蟹堡王TheKrustyKrab人都走光了She'sempty全体成员们Allhandsondeck封住大门Battenthefrontdoors加固收银机Bracethecashregister放出快乐食品Breakoutthehappysnacks章鱼哥Squidward我那些来花钱的漂亮客人都哪去了Wherehaveallmebeautifulpayingcustomersgone?显然Apparently那两个嘴臭兄弟刚学到了个新词thetwobarnacle-mouthbrothersjustlearnedanewword然后海绵宝宝用话筒到处说这个词andSpongeBobjustsaiditovertheintercom那词是什么Well,whatwasit?他说了啥Whatdidhesay?他说Hesaid那个他说了Well,hesaid海绵宝宝还有你朋友SpongeBobandfriend给我出列Frontandcenter我要以你们言语不当为由Why,Ioughttomakethetwoofyou让你们两个粉刷蟹堡王painttheKrustyKrabforusingsuchlanguage可是蟹老板But,Mr.Krabs我们只是拿那些来加强语气而已Wewereonlyusingoursentenceenhancers没错这样讲话会花俏Yeah,it'sfancytalk那话一点都不花俏Thereain,tnothingfancyaboutthatword是不是说Youmean?没错就是这话Yes,thatone现在不准说这话了Now,quitsayingthat这可是脏话It,sabadword脏话Badword?没错各位Yes,siree那个是11号♥脏话That'sbadwordnumber11其实你们绝对不能讲的脏话有13个Infact,thereare13badwordsyoushouldneveruse你不是说只有7个吗Don'tyoumeanthereareonlyseven?是水手才会只有7个Notifyou'reasailor13个13好多That'salotof脏话啊badwords行了小子们Okay,boys我要你们向我保证Iwantyoutopromiseme你们不会再讲那种话you'llneverusethatwordagain我们保证Wepromise真高兴蟹老板告诉我们说IsureamgladMr.Krabstoldus我们讲的那话是脏话thatwordwewereusingwasabadword没错我也高兴Yeah,me,too因为我们这样有格调又见多识广的人becauseclassysophisticateslikeus绝对不应该用粗话来玷污我们的嘴shouldnotstainourlipswithcursing确实Yeah,verily来玩一盘好玩益智的Nowlet'splayanice,wholesomegameof鳗梯棋吧EelsandEscalators鳗梯棋：改自蛇梯棋天啊我最爱玩了Oh,boy,myfavorite加油啊小蜗还要新鞋子呢Comeon,Garyneedsanewpairofshoes鳗鱼Eels太可惜了海绵宝宝Toobad,SpongeBob你得骑鳗鱼了Yougottoridetheeel该死Darn轮我了Myturn万岁Hooray扶梯Escalators跑上去Up,up,up加油Comeon扶梯Escalators又是鳗鱼Eelsagain轮我了Myturn扶梯Escalators扶梯Escalators鳗鱼Eels?扶梯Es-kee-lators这可是你最后的机会了海绵宝宝Well,thisisyourlastchance,SpongeBob你输了要是你又掷出鳗鱼来你就输了Ifyougeteelsagain,youlose扶梯Escalators扶梯Escalators鳗鱼Eels你说了11号♥脏话Yousaidnumber11我不是那意思Ididn'tmean你要理解理解我派大星Yougottounderstand,Patrick我本来是要Iwastrying我想说的是WhatImeanttosaywas某些话就这么顺口
