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摩登家庭ModernFamilySeason11Episode15Part4Thankyousomuchforthis-机会.opportunity.不客气You'rewelcome.我不是在笑话你I-Iwasn'tmockingyou.只不过每次我听到有人打喷嚏It'sjustthatwheneverIhearsomeonesneeze,我也必须打喷嚏让它变成偶数1 havetosneeze,too,sothatit,sanevennumber.这是很正常的It,s-it,sperfectlynormal.是的我完全理解Oh,no,Icompletelyunderstand.几年前有次从淋浴间出来时Afewyearsago,Iforgottotapthetowelrodtwice我忘了敲两下毛巾杆whenIgotoutoftheshower,结果乔治迈克尔在那天离世了所以andwelostGeorgeMichaelthatday,so.是你害的啊Thatwasyou?让我为你介绍一下我们的公♥司♥1.etmetellyoualittlebitaboutourcompany.洗耳恭听dlovethat.但首先让我记些笔记Butfirst,dliketotakesomenotes.往上抬Tiltup!这就是我喜欢这个行业的原因That'swhatIloveaboutthisindustry-从不无聊保持“尖峰”nevera"Dul,Moment.没插电It,snotpluggedin.我们对收纳良品的定位是Weliketothinkof"Organize'Em"一家关于健康的公♥司♥asawellnesscompany-一家关于正念的公♥司♥Amindfulnesscompany.你的架子在晃吗Areyourshelvshaking?是的Uh.yeah.是的好像发生了小地震Yeah,Ithinkwe'rehavingalittleearthquake.不如这样不如让我Youknowwhat?Whydon'tItellyou向你介绍一下自己alittlesomethingaboutmyself?我认为我是那种Iliketothinkmthekindofperson能看出顾客的消费趋势朝哪倾斜whocanseewheretheconsumertrendsareleaning,做出快速调整adjustquickly,然后向反方向倾斜回来的人andleanbacktheotherdirection.我的天Oh,myGod!我太喜欢整理了DoIloveorganizing!宝贝我爱死了Baby,doIloveit!邓菲女士你喝酒了吗M-Ms.Dunphy,haveyoubeendrinking?说谎就行了她闻不到你一身酒气Justlie.Shecan'tsmellyourbreath.不可以茵素不可以No,Poppy,no!这他妈是在搞什么鬼Whatthehellishappening?!我放弃了mcallingit.抱歉贝克曼女士这真是个馔主意msorry,Ms.Beckman.Thiswasaterribleidea.我.好吧IOkay.我踩破了一格楼梯我的脚卡住了Ifellthroughastep,andmylegisstuck.请听我说你们是我最想要为之奋斗的公&hearts洞♥了Andlisten,there'snocompanyIwouldratherworkfor.我不想跟你取消所以我请我的家人Ididn'twanttocancelonyou,soIaskedmyfamily把这里布置得像我在办公室里tomakeitlooklikethiswasmyoffice.杰普里契特柜界先锋不过估计你早听说过我JayPritchett,closeteer,butyouprobablyknowthat.能把他赶离我的听觉范围内吗Couldyoujustpleasegethimoutofmyearshot?好的好的没问题Yeah,yeah,sure.相信我我本来很想让你以为1.isten,IwantedyoutothinkthatIwasaperson我是一个井然有序又成功的人但我并不是whohaditalltogether,butmnot.现实就是我住在一片混乱之中TherealityisIliveinchaos!这就是为什么我这么爱你们的产品Butthat'swhyIloveyourproducts.每当.我的孩子们吵架When-Whenmykidsarefighting或者我的孙子女们在哭闹or-orthegrandkidsarecrying又或是我丈夫跳着弹簧高跷做松饼ormyhusbandismakingpancakesonapogostick,我心里知道我可以去到我的办公室IknowthatIcangointomyoffice把各类账单按颜色标记归档andfilebillsinacolor-codeddivider享受到片刻心灵的宁静andexperienceonemomentofpeace.我知道你们公&hearts词♥有多需要我Iknowmwhatyourcompanyneeds,就像我知道我有多需要你们公♥司♥becauseIknowhowmuchIneedyourcompany.我得到工作了Igotthejob!她真是太棒了msoproudofher!我猜那肯定是我们的幸运阶梯Iguessit'sourluckystep.不用担心摔的是我Don'tworry.It,sjustme.看有多幸运Oh.u202dSee?!你知道吗你也可以为我说两句的啊Youknowwhat?Youcouldhavedefendedme!我该说话吗Mm.ShouldIhave?难道你同意他们说的话吗Areyousayingyouagreewiththem?我觉得他们的口号♥过于简化了Ifoundtheirchantrathersimplistic.如果是我我估计会说像是.Youknow,Iwouldhaveprobablygonewithsomethinglike.”希洛动力公♥司♥这家跨国企业"HeloDynamicsisamultinationalcorporation只在乎利益而忽视道德"thatprioritizesprofitsoverethics/1我就知道你也对我有意见Iknewit.Youarejudgingme.你这么批判你所有学生吗Doyoujudgeallofyourstudentslikethis?艾丽克斯Alex.我其他的学生并没有你的潜力allmystudentsdon'thavethepotentialyoudo!你是如此的不凡Youwereextraordinary!你本来应该成为改变世界的人Youweremeanttochangetheworld!而且这并不是我一个人的想法Andit'snotjustmethatthinksit.迪兰的家庭新闻邮件里也写了Dylansaidsoinhisnewsletter.饶r我吧Oh,spareme.道貌岸然的学者鄙视得意门生Thesanctimoniousacademic,lookingdownonthestarpupil就因为她脚踏千金名鞋becauseofherthousand-dollarshoes!那双鞋价值上千吗Thoseshoeswereathousanddollars?哇靠价格是买♥♥鞋附赠一整村子的药物吗Damnit.Dotheycomewithmedicineforavillage?告诉你我也不想说这话Youknowwhat?Ihatetosayit,但我不需要你的认可因为我喜欢我的工作butIdon,tneedyourapproval,becauseIlovewhatIdo.那真是太遗憾了Ah.Well,Iamsorrytohearthat.-省省吧-我遗憾是因为我在组织研究团队-Don,tbe.-u202dmsorrybecauseIamassemblingaresearchteam想要创造无所不能的人工智慧tocreateA.I.capableofeverything从发现外太空的系外行星fromdiscoveringexoplanetsindeepspace到人体中疾病的生物标记物tobiomarkersofdiseaseinhumans.本来如果有你的加入Andyouwould'vebeenasuperbaddition可以让团队如虎添翼toanexceptionalteam.但拉倒吧Butpbht!教授Well,Professor.你特么可以把这工作youcantakethatjob.乖乖交给我andgiveittome.不过你得付我在原公♥司♥的薪水Butmgoingtoneedyoutomatchmysalary!我不确定我们团队有没有那经费mnotsurewehavethatkindofmoney.成交Deal.我去看看我还能不能拿回去退钱mgonnagoseeifIcanstillreturnthese.最后来到这美丽的家庭休息区Andfinally,backtothebeautifulfamilyroom.很棒啊It'sgreat.这里很美啊Imean,itisbeautiful.我仿佛都能看见Icanseeyouboth你们在这里发生的各种美丽误会了havingadelightfulmisunderstandinghere.米奇尔听我说Okay,now,Mitchell.u202dHmm?你知道我这个人很少冲动Youknowmnotusuallyimpulsive-少来了你独自去超♥市♥买♥♥东西时Please.Younevergotothegrocerystorealone就没有没带气球回家过andnotcomehomewithaballoon.但楼上的浴室真的太棒了Butthatbathroomupstairsisamazing.是啊我我也很喜欢我能有独自洗脸台Yeah,andI-IdoIovetheideaofmehavingmyownsink.我们家的打扫阿姨终F可以知道是谁脏乱了,Ourhousekeeperwouldfinallyrealizewhotherealvillainis.行所以我们应应该就下手啊Okay,soWeshould-weshouldd