Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第七季第二集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
Knopey我的女孩咋啦Knopey,mygirl,whatup?我刚放了屁-哦JeremyIjustfarted.-Oh,Jeremy.我真心觉得我已经不需要再和你交流了ItrulythoughtthatIwouldneverhavetointeractwithyouagain.我也想你了Imissedyoutoo.市议会即将投票决定Thecitycouncilisvotingon是否将Newport土地重新划分为商业区whethertorezonetheNewportlandforcommercialuse.如果我赢了愚蠢的Gryzzl和愚蠢的RonIfIwin,stupidGryzzlandstupidRon不能在上面建任何东西那我就极其有利了can'tbuildanythingthere,andthenmsittingpretty.悲哀的是决定性的选票持有人是我以前的市议会同事Sadly,thedecidingvoteisfrommyoldcitycouncilmate以及与加油站寿司等同的人类JeremyJammandhumanequivalentofgasstationSushi,JeremyJamm.你是不是有什么不一样了Istheresomethingdifferentaboutyou?你注意到的是Whatyouarenoticingis一个最近进入一段挺色情的关系的型男theswaggerofamanwhoisinaprettysteamyrelash.这头公牛被驯服了Thisbullhasbeentamed.嗯祝贺你了我坚持你不要展开说Well,congratulations.AndIinsistyoudonotelaborate.所以我来是跟你聊为什么你该在分区问题上投否决票-SoIamheretotalktoyouaboutwhyyoushouldvote',No"inthezoningissue-哇哇哇等等啊小妹子Whoa,whoa,whoa.Holdup,littlechica.我们进展之前我需要问女朋友想让我怎么投Beforewegoanyfurther,Ineedtoaskmygirlfriendhowshewantsmetovote.为啥你女朋友谁啊Why?Who'syourgirlfriend?你好啊LeslieHeno,Leslie.TammyTammy!公园与游憩公园与游憩第7季第2集第7季第2集哇Jamm和Tammy)ammyWow,JammandTammy.Jammy.JammyJammy.你们也太可爱了你们是什么时候-Youguysaresocute.Whendidyou-你们两个人都为什么啊你知道为什么啊whywouldeitheroneofyou,uh,youknow,why?苍天啊为什么啊DearGod,why?卡拉OK一见钟情Hititoffatkaraoke.她看到我搞定Gangsta'sParadiseShesawmenailGangsta'sParadise.我看到她猛啃守门那货Isawherbitethedoorguy.然后她让我给她买♥♥一堆包包Shethenletmebuyherabunchofpurses,其他的都是历史了一堆哦andtherestishistory.-Abunch.底线就是Tammy让我怎么投票我就怎么投Bottomline,llvotehoweverTammywantsmeto.我基本上是她的宠物了没啥大不了的mbasicallyherpuppet.Nobigdeal.我搬过来完全是为了消灭RonSwansonImovedheresolelytodestroyRonSwanson.实际上那就是我还在这的唯一原因That'stheonlyreasonmstillhereactually.等等这是好消息啊因为Ron在这事儿上是我对手Waitasecond,thisisgreatnews,becauseRonismyopponentinthis,而你是为折磨Ron而生的andyoulivetotortureRon.投给我的话保证你能搞翻RonVoteformesothatyoucanscrewRonover.或许你还真不是个金发蠢女人呢Maybeyou'renotablondebimboafterall.谢谢你-嗯让我考虑一下Thankyou.-Well,letmemullitover.当然我与糟糕的人们同行了Sure,maligningmyselfwithterriblepeople,但想想所有那些很好的人butthinkofallthewonderfulpeople能从一座国家公园中受益呢whowillbenefitfromanationalpark!是值得的而你可以相信我的意见It'sworthit,andyoucantrustmyopinion因为我做得对有很多的收益becauseIhavealottogainbybeingright,而且我对达成我的目标非常的短视andIhaveseveretunnelvisionaboutachievingmygoals.哇”地区事务行政主管”Whoa!"ExecutiveDirector,RegionalAffairs."April祝贺你有新的职称了April,congratsonthenewjobtitle.是啊谢了从”地区事务主管”可是向前了一大步呢Yeah,thanks.It,sahugestepupfrom"RegionalAffairsDirector."所以为了Pawnee两百年庆典So,forthePawneebicentennial,我们要给Pawnee名流建一条星光大道we'redoingawalkoffameofnotablePawneecitizens,而今天是JoanCallaniezzoandtodayisJoanCallamezzo.我就想邀请你今天参加仪式Ijustwantedtoinviteyoutotheceremonytoday因为我知道你很爱她becauseIknowyouloveher,虽然难以理解inexplicably.挑的很好她太疯rGreatpick.She,sinsane.Joan一直都是极其糟糕的人Joanhasalwaysbeenkindofatrainwreck,但在过去的三年里她已经疯出了新的境界butthelastthreeyears,she,sgoneoffthedeepend.她在戒毒所里做了一系列的节目Shedidastringofshowsfromrehab.VictoriaHerZog你是来自德拉华州Wilmington的一名成功律师VictoriaHerzog,youwereasuccessfulattorneyfromWilmington,Delaware.然后你跌入了谷底Thenyouhitrockbottom.这应该是个匿名节目啊Thisissupposedtobeanonymous.她曾经给每位观众送了一辆车Sheoncegaveeverymemberinheraudienceacar.只有一辆所有人打架来赢得Onecar,thattheyallhadtofightfor.哦去年她还做了个节目她给每一位前男友打电♥话♥Oh,andlastyearshedidashowwhereshecalledallofherex-boyfriends同时还坐在洗衣机上whilesittingonawashingmachine.那Erik如果不是你给我的那是谁给的啊Well,Erik,ifyoudidn'tgiveittome,thenwhodid?我太爱她了Ilovehersomuch.我希望她是我亲妈Ihopeshe'smyrealmom."单身企业家TomHaverford"Entrepreneur-bachelorTomHaverfdrd”在烹饪世界里掀起了挺大的风潮"ismakingquiteasplashintheculinaryworld.我们希望他在2018年能有更大的成就”Weexpectevenbiggerthingsfromhimin2018."Tom"烹饪”是什么意思啊Tom,whatdoes"culinary"mean?意思是这值得来一场庆祝了Itmeansthisisacauseforcelebration.店家请所有人喝一轮Roundofdrinksforeveryoneonthehouse.是啊哦还给我来一份芝士鸡肉旁边配干层面Yeah!0h,letmealsogetachickenparmandalasagnaontheside.再来一份意面打包店家请Andaspaghettitogo.Onthehouse!我愿意Yes.啊那是这个月第四次订婚了Uh.That'sthefourthengagementthismonth.我这个单身企业家已经当累了mtiredofbeinganentrepreneur/bachelor.我需要找个人Ineedtofindsomeone.你很烦恼吗TomAreyoubummed,Tom?嘿我有一招可以解决我们来喝醉吧Hey,Igotaquickfixforthat.Let'sgethammered.这里所有东西都是免费的Everythinghereisfree.RonRon.Knope女士那个0元开价进展如何啊Ms.Knope.How'sthat$0bidcomingalong?你知道以我对资本主义的经验Youknow,inmyexperiencewithcapitalism,人们一般会期待用钱来换取他们的商品和土地peoplenormallyexpectmoneyinexchangefortheirgoodsandland.以我对臭屁脸的经验你就是一个Inmyexperiencewithbuttfaces,youareone.我们现在听到的是关J'Newport地&hearts产♥的辩论WewillnowhearargumentsabouttheNewportproperty.首先代表Gryzzl一方的是RonSwanson先生First,onbehalfofGryzzl,Mr.RonSwanson.谢谢你议员Thankyou,councilman.当你们明天投票时我们相信你们应该投给Whenyouvotetomorrow,webelieveyoushouldvote将那块地重新分为商业区torezonethelandforcommercialuse.嗯我被说服了明天我会投给Gryzzl的Well,mconvinced.TomorrowmvotingforGryzzL什么What?我甚至没机会来说我的计划啊Ididn'tevengetachancetosaymyplan.你的计划Yourplan?你们知道还有谁有
