Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第六季第十九集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
好了Martin给我们展示你的才能吧Okay,Martin,showuswhatyougot.模仿昆汀塔伦蒂诺好吧你知道所以我是昆汀塔伦蒂诺Okay,youknow,so,mQuentinTarantino.而我在导演一部电影Andmcastingamovie.而我想把约翰马尔科维奇放进那部电影AndIwannaputJohnMalkovichinthatmovie.模仿约翰马尔科维奇昆汀我很高兴能加入你的电影Quentin,dbehappytobeinyourmovie.但我想让我的朋友Tommy也在里面ButIwantmyfriendTommytobeinit,too.模仿TommyLeeJones我不想进入你的电影Idon'twannabeinyourmovie.我讨厌电影Ihatemovies.因为我是TommyLeeJones-啊BecausemTommyLeeJones.-Ah!这些人都是谁啊Whoareanyofthosepeople?谢谢你Martin-还有我是乔治布♥什♥-挺好的Thankyou,Martin.-Also,mGeorgeW.Bush.-That'sgood.我们在为联合演唱会的本地艺人舞台做试镜WeareholdingauditionsforthelocaltalentstageattheUnityConcert.这是我需要完成的最后一个任务ThisisthelasttaskIneedtoaccomplish然后我就能前进然后开始挑战我生活中更大的疑问了beforeIcanmoveforwardandtakeonthebiggerquestionsinmylife.我讨厌没完成的任务Ihatetasksthatareuncompleted.我为了任务完成时对应栏上的那个勾而活Iliveforthecheckmarksincolumnsindicatingthecompletionoftasks.我们搞定了吗Arewedonehere?很好Great.感觉太好了Thatfeelsgood.这是我写的一首抨击诗ThisisaslampoemthatIwrote.而我现在正在用嘴向你们说出这首抨击诗AndIamspeakingtheslampoemtoyourightnowwithmymouth.我分不清哪些应该是抨击诗Icannottellthedifferencebetweenwhat'ssupposedtobeslampoetry哪些只是他在讲话-我也觉得啊andwhat,sjusthimtalking.-1know.我的第二首抨击诗叫做我的第二首抨击诗作者PerdHapley)Mysecondslampoemiscalled"MySecondSiamPoembyPerdHapley/'作者PerdHapleybyPerdHapley.公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第19集第6季第19集流感季节II我必须要检查一下但我很肯定我们可以处理dhavetocheck,butmprettysurewecanhandlethat.我确实有一个问题Idohaveonequestion.等等Holdon.哦我的天哪Oh,myGod.Andy哦我的抱歉Andy!Oh,my.-Sorry.Andy你要生病了吗Andy.Areyougettingsick?我不觉得啊别生病了Idon'tthinkso.-Don'tgetsick.再来点维生素CTakemorevitaminC.收到维生素C是Fred的那个还是Barney的那个Copythat.VitaminC.IsthattheFredoneortheBarneyone?又到了流感季了我可不能生病我有太多工作要做了It,sfluseasonagain,andIcannotgetsick.Ihavetoomuchworktodo.不幸的是Pawnee就像是个疾病的繁殖地Unfortunately,Pawneeislikeabreedinggroundfordisease因为我们差劲的卫生习惯和浣熊人M密度duetoourpoorhygienehabitsandraccoondensity.这是在镇历史上根深蒂固的东西It'sdeeplyingrainedinourtown'shistory.我们曾经每年都要加冕流感小姐WeusedtocrownMissInfluenzaeveryyear.疾控部门把那个选美称作是“伦理上应受谴责”TheCDCcalledthepageant"ethicallyreprehensible".囤点纸巾别摸你的脸啥也别摸StockuponKleenex.Don'ttouchyourface.Don,ttouchanything.人们已经像苍蝇一样倒下了Peoplearedroppinglikeflies.我们已经必须隔离Larry了WealreadyhadtoquarantineLarry.1.eslie我感觉不太好我不能就回家办公吗1.eslie,Idon,tfeelgood.Can'tIjustworkfromhome?帐篷就是你现在的家了LarryThetentisyourhomenow,Larry.我们已经转发了你的邮件Wealreadyforwardedyourmail.哦嗯有件事会让你真的觉得很好的Oh,well,here'ssomethingthat,sgoingtomakeyoufeelreallygood.猜猜我刚刚锁定了谁作为联合演唱会的头条人物GuesswhoIjustsecuredastheheadlinerfortheUnityConcert.ChippMcCapp-不是吧-是的ChippMcCapp!-No!-Yes!棒啊等等不我不想碰你的手哇Nice!Wait,no,Idon'twanttotouchyourhand.Wow!ChippMcCapp是谁啊Who,sChippMcCapp?ChippMcCapp是世界上最厉害的17岁乡村歌♥手ChippMcCappisthemostamazing17-year-oldcountrysingerintheentireworld.他就像是印第安纳的甜心He'slikeIndiana'ssweetheart.我们都是Chip鼠那就是他的粉丝们的自称WearehugeChippmunks.That'swhathisfanscallthemselves.我不知道为啥Chip鼠因为那个动物吗1don'tknowwhy.Chippmunks.Becauseoftheanimal?不那也太简单了吧是啊好吧No,that'stoosimple.-Yeah.Okay.他最新的歌♥曲美如我妈(支持部队)Hislatestsong,BeautifulLikeMyMom(SupportTheTroops),在YouTube上有大概两百万点击了has,like,twomillionhitsonYouTube.*她不在乎那华丽潮品*Shedon,tcareaboutnofancytrends*她只是个南方的母亲*She'sjustamomfromoldSouthBend安全回家吧男孩们Gethomesafe,boys,而且感谢你们保护我们的自♥|il♥andthankyouforprotectingourfreedom.我们再放一遍再放一遍1.et'splayitagain.-Playitagain.DonnaAPril酒国列车要出发了准备好了吗Donna,April,winecountrytrainisleavingthestation.Youready?是的Donna如果你载我们去的话我会喝得非常醉的Yes.Donna,ifyoudriveusthere,1willgetverydrunk.90年代R&B组合成交吗-行但我们全程都要连续听JodeciDeal?-Fine,butwe'relisteningtoJodecinonstop.今天在一个本地酒庄Todayatalocalvineyard,一群品酒师也就是酒类专家在为他们的证书竞争abunchofsommeliers,AKAwineexperts,arecompetingfortheircertification.我要雇佣最好的一位用在我的新餐厅-mgoingtohirethebestoneatmynewrestaurant-Tom的小酒馆Tom,sBistro.说服他人买♥♥他们不需要的贵重物品Peoplethatconvinceotherpeopletobuyexpensivestufftheydon'tneed.那些人才是真正的英雄Thosearetherealheroes.我也想来我爱酒和关于酒的一切Iwanttocome.Ilovewineandeverythingaboutit.土壤啊藤蔓啊Thesoil,thevines.我在普渡大学学习了三年的植物学IstudiedbotanyforthreeyearsatPurdueUniversity.普渡大学学生自称冲啊锅炉制♥造♥工们Go,Boilermakers!那里会有酒精所以我也会去的Therewillbealcoholthere,soIwillgo,aswell.嗯没准我也该跟着Well,maybeI'lltagalong.我没有其他工作要做了Idon'thaveanymoreworktodo.或许它会很放松呢Maybeitwillberelaxing.我没邀请你们任何人啊1didn'tinviteanyofyou.我从两个酷人开始的结果跟了一群爷爷IstartedwithtwocoolpeopleandIendedupwithabunchofgrandpas.听着爷爷们1.isten,grandpas.等我们去到酒庄的时候Whenwegettothevineyard,那里会有很多的时髦人士there'llbealotoffancypeoplethere.拜托我求求你们别给我丢脸Please,Ibegyou,don'tembarrassme.我们会怎么给你丢脸呢Howwouldweembarrassyou?你已经在丢了我求过你了啊You'realreadydoingit.Ibeggedyou.我爱做卡片然后把他们放进卡槽1lovemakingcardsandputtingthemintheslots.任务完成Taskcompleted.很棒啊我猜现在我们搞到ChippMcCapp作为头条人物了Nice.Iguess,nowthatwe'vegotChippMcCappasourheadliner,我可以丢掉我超棒的许愿列表了Icangetridofmyawesomewishlist是啊那些都有点遥不可及Yeah,thosearelong
