Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第七季第八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

好的参议员们会问的核心问题是Okay,thecentralquestionthatthesenatorsaregonnabeaskingis,"我们为什么要投人给国家公园部呢”"WhyshouldweinvestintheNationalParksService?"April.-嗯很简单LeslieApril.-Well,itissimple,Leslie.在当今快节奏生活的社会中国家公园依然是最适合Intoday,sfast-pacedsociety,nationalparksarestillthebestplace满月日狼人变身的场所forfullmoonwerewolftransformations.我知道你在开玩笑1knowyou'rekidding.但我也知道你已经准备好我们会很棒的ButIalsoknowthatyou'repreparedandwearegoingtodogreat.你对这次旅途有多兴奋呢Howpsychedareyouaboutthistrip?APril你是不是超级兴奋啊April,areyousuperpsyched?是啊而且你牙齿上有口红Yeah.Alsoyouhavelipstickonyourteeth.我是吗嗯好吧当心得不错Ido?Mm,okay.Goodlookingout.我们是好队伍We'reagreatteam.嗯我从没想过我会这么说Well,Ineverthoughtdsaythis,但我觉得我知道你脑子里发生什么了butIthinkIknowwhat,sgoingoninyourhead.哦那好欢迎来到恐怖谷Oh,wellthen,welcometotheterrordome.好吧你需要告诉Leslie你想离开这份工作了Okay,youneedtotellLesliethatyouwanttoleaveyourjob.不啊任何改变都会让她抓狂No.Shefreaksoutwhenanythingchanges.有次Andy告诉她我要剪掉刘海然后她打了110OnetimeAndytoldherthatIwasgettingridofmybangsandshecalled911.好吧嗯我没法再保守你的秘密了Okay,well,Ican'tkeepyoursecretmuchlonger.只要你的名字冒出来我就恐慌Anytimeyournamecomesup,Ipanic然后把话题转移到双峰重拍直到她觉得无聊为止andchangethesubjecttotheTwinPeaksreboot'tilshegetsbored.所以你就聊一秒钟吗Soyoutalkforonesecond?接下来几天你要和她一起过You'regonnaspendthenextcoupledayswithher.如果你和她直接和坦诚地讲Ifyoutalktoherdirectlyandhonestly,她可以很意外的开明的shecanbesurprisinglyopen-minded.哦真的吗哦好吧Oh,really?Oh,okay.嘿LeSlie呃我在想行程上的字体能不能改一下Hey,Leslie,urn,Iwasthinkingaboutchangingthefontontheitineraries.你觉得呢什么为啥Whatdoyouthink?-What?Why?什么理由那些-那些字体是完美的Onwhatgrounds?Those-thosefontsareperfect.它可读性强而且紧凑全部放进了一页lt,sreadableandcompact,it,sallononepage.太荒唐了吧别瞎折腾rThat'sinsane.Don'tmesswiththat.我是说我欣赏你的主动性Imean,Iappreciateyourinitiative,但行程不是胡闹的正确地方butitinerariesarenottherightplacetomessaround.是啊April我跟你说过了那个主意太荒谬了Yeah.April,Itoldyou,thatwasanabsurdidea.公园与游憩公园与游憩第7季第8集第7季第8集我不在乎Ben是怎么说的1don'tcarewhatBensays.我不会在这次旅途中告诉Leslie我要离职的mnotgoingtotellLesliemleavingmyjobonthistrip.她会让我淹死在波托马克河.She'lldrownmeinthePotomac.同时背诵着波托马克河的事实whilesherecitesfactsaboutthePotomac.嗯别苦恼了小甜饼我们已经有进展了不是吗Welldon'tfret,cookie,We,vemadeprogress,haven'twe?我们有一整个表列出你新工作需要的东西Wegotawholelistofallthethingsyouneedoutofanewjob.苹果汁烧烤酱Applejuice,barbequesauce,巧克力古拉麦片-等等CountChocula-wait.哦抱歉那个列表是我想让人们称呼我的炫酷新昵称Oh,sorry,that'sthelistofcoolnewnicknamesIwantpeopletocallme.这是你的列表Here,syourlist.我甚至不知道想要什么工作怎么能告诉她我要走了呢HowcanItellhermleavingwhenIdon'tevenknowwhatjobIwant?宝我希望你和我一起来Babe,Iwishyouwerecomingwithme.我刚决定了April出城的时候我要做什么了IjustdecidedwhatIamgoingtodowhileAprilisoutoftown.我要组建一支队伍给她找份新工作mgoingtorounduptheteamandfindheranewjob.是请找BenWyattYeah,BenWyattplease?跟他说我是巧克力古拉麦片Tellhimit'sCountChocuIa.呃不是AndrewDwyer抱歉Uh,noit'sAndrewDwyer.msorry.所以April要走了吗SoAprilwantstoleave?我一直都知道她会厌倦政♥府♥工作的Ialwaysknewshewouldtireofgovernment.已经够久了Tooklongenough.嗯我和Ben都想帮助April找到一份新工作Well,bothmeandBenaretryingtohelpAprilfindanewjob,而我们觉得可能她能为你工作andwethoughtmaybeshecouldworkforyou.我感觉会是完美的契合Ifeellikeitwouldbeaperfectfit.虽然我不明确知道你们在这里做的是什么Although,Idon'tknowexactlywhatyouguysdohere.我猜想.mguessing.是个生意吗it'sabusiness?刺客吗职业杀手Assassins?Hitmen?医生你们是医生Doctors.Youguysaredoctors.我们建东西Webuildthings.来吧我带你们转转Comeon,letmeshowyouaround.这是扇门这些当然是墙Thisisadoor.These,ofcourse,arewalls.还有什么还有什么啊Whatelse?Whatelse?Ah!见见我们的副总裁DonSwansonMeetourVicePresident,DonSwanson.Don这二位是Andrew和Benjamin-很高兴见到你们Don,thisisAndrewandBenjamin.-Pleasuretomeetyou.这是你兄弟吗Isthisyourbrother?你有个兄弟Youhaveabrother.不No.好吧是我想秘密已经泄露了Fine.Yes.Isupposethecat'soutofthebag.我有一个弟弟一个弟弟Ihaveabrother.Onebrother.在公园部这么多年AllthoseyearstogetherattheParksdepartment你从没告诉我们你有个弟弟andyounevertoldusyouhadabrother.你在公园部工作吗参观结束了YouworkedattheParksdepartment?-Tour'sover!好了登机包装好了垃圾杂♥志♥买♥♥好了Okay.Carry-onbag'spacked.Trashymagazinespurchased.登机牌捏在手里了我们还有26分钟的无组织聊天时间Boardingpassesinhand,andwehave26minutesforunstructuredchattime.你想聊什么呢我不知道了没啥Whatdoyouwanttotalkabout?-1don'tknow.Nothing.我觉得或许我们可以聊聊你的未来Ithoughtmaybewecouldtalkaboutyourfuture.想聊聊你的未来吗Wannatalkaboutyourfuture?是啊我最近已经考虑很多了是啊我也想到了Yeah.veactuallybeenthinkingaboutthatalotlately.-Yeah,Ifigured.的确很难在你的年纪看清你的道路It'shard,atyourage,tofigureoutyourpath.我知道啊-是啊Iknow.-Yeah.我本打算在华盛顿用这个来给你惊喜的但管他呢IwasgonnasurpriseyouwiththisinWashington,but,youknow,whattheheck?现在是无组织聊天时间所以.It'sunstructuredchattime.So.你看ta-da!这是你在联邦政♥府♥中明晰的确定的道路Thisisyourclear,definitivepaththroughthefederalgovernment.它从今天这里的这趟航♥班♥开始一路走向2022年Itstartsheretodaywiththisflightanditgoesallthewayto2022.酷哦对吧Cool,right?哇这也太认真了Wow.Thisisintense.我必须猜测一些你最终的政♥府♥目标Ihadtomakesomeguessesaboutyourultimategovernmentobjectives以及你的时尚选择之类的但重点是andyourfashionchoices,etcetera,butthepointis有了这个你就不必担心了withthisyoudon'thavetowo