Parks and Recreation《公园与游憩（2009）》第六季第十八集完整中英文对照剧本.docx

打开顶层抽屉天啊God!对不起对不起-发生什么了Sorry!Sorry!-What'shappening?我听不见了而且我要死了Ican'thear!Andmdying!宝贝放松我只想给你个惊喜Baby,relax.Ijustwantedtosurpriseyou.打开底下的抽屉然后看蛋糕Openthebottomdrawerandreadthecake.“你愿意和我参加舞会吗”"Willyougotopromwithme?"嗯这事越来越奇怪了Well,thisjustkeepsgettingweirder.因为镇合并学校必须要做出一些削减Becauseofthemerger,schoolshavehadtomakesomecuts,而第一个减掉的就是毕业舞会了andthefirstthingtogowastheseniorprom.所以作为绝望中的最后一搏Soasalast-minuteHailMary,公园部要给他们开一场舞会theparksdepartmentisthrowingpromforthem.他们也准备砍掉中高级拉丁语课TheyalsowantedtocutA.P.Latin,所以我志愿讲授拉丁语soIvolunteeredtoteachLatin.这还提醒我了我需要去学拉丁语Whichremindsme,IneedtolearnLatin.我一直在想那份芝加哥的工作Ican'tstopthinkingaboutthatjobinChicago,而我觉得这场舞会可以让我转移注意力andIthinkthispromwillbeagooddistraction.我高三的时候没法决定是选择印第安纳大学还是麻省阿默斯特分校InmysenioryearwhenIcouldn'tdecidebetweenIndianaandAmherst,我把全部的精力都集中到舞会规划而那是最棒的舞会Ifocusedallmyenergyonplanningmyprom,anditwasthebestpromever.此外我和影音俱乐部的Harvey还亲热了Plus,ImadeoutwithHarveyfromtheA.V.Club.嗯我觉得我有点嫉妒Harvey了Hmm,IthinkmjealousofHarvey.你不该嫉妒的几周之后他因为录像机触电差点死了Youshouldn'tbe.Afewweekslater,healmostdiedfromaVCRelectrocution.传言说他现在还能一眨眼就打开微波炉呢1.egendhasitthathecanstillturnonamicrowavejustbyblinkingatit.重点是你愿意和我参加舞会吗Thepointis,willyougotothepromwithme?嗯我以为你不会问了因为我们已经快四十岁了Well,Ithoughtyou'dneverask,becausewe'renearing40.我当然会去-耶舞会哦CourseIwill.-Yay!Prom!公园与游憩公园与游憩第6季第18集第6季第18集好了我们有点进展了舞会委员会Okay,Wearemakingprogress,promcommittee.嗯我们的预算基本是0Now,ourbudgetisbasicallyzero,所以我们需要覆盖所有sowe,regonnaneedtocoverallthejobs通常需要花钱请人的工作thatwewouldnormallyhirepeoplefor.Tom你负责音乐Tom,you'reinchargeofmusic.哦天嗯好吧Oh,man.Well,allright.嗷你想做DJ啊小狗狗Aw,didyouwanttoDJ,littlepuppy?我不知道小狗狗可以用他们的小狗爪操作iPod呢Ididn'tknowthatlittlepuppiescouldoperateaniPodwiththeirlittlepuppypaws.恶心而且呸Eewandboo.你俩这种事情已经开始失控了Thiskindofthingisgettingoutofhandwithyoutwo.正式警告你们了Y'allareonofficialwarning.我以前做过一点点DJ的IdidDJalittlebackintheday.我在卡尔顿校电台有个节目叫”阻特装Wyatt"Ihadashowcalled"ZootSuitWyatt"onCarletonCollegeradio.每周二早3到5点我可是雌乐之王Tuesdaysfrom3:00to5:00A.M.,Iwasthekingofswing.我以为我们的文明已经同意忘记所有人都热爱摇摆乐的那一年呢1thoughtweasacultureagreedtoforgettheyearthateveryonewasintoswing.好吧Ben你可以和Tom一起D)Okay,Ben,youcanco-DJwithTom.好啥别啊Yes.-What!No!如果你以任何方式让我黯然失色我们就有问题了Ifyoueclipsemyflavorinanyway,we,llhaveaproblem.好了Allison你负责选择舞会主题Allright,Allison,youareinchargeofchoosingthepromtheme,而它必须是完美的有魔力的andnowithastobeperfectandmagical看起来像是一百万做的但是一分钱不花andlooklikeamillionbucksbutcostzerobucks.所以你有啥我在想主题可以是“童话故事”Sowhatdoyougot?-1wasthinkingthethemecouldbe"Fairytale."戏剧部去年演了拜访森林布景我们还留着ThetheaterdepartmentdidIntotheWoodslastyear,andwestillhavethescenery.格林童话中的一辑我在这个活页夹里列出了一些初步计划Ilaidoutsomepreliminaryplansinthisbinder.哇Wow!那些是Jense-Trodder彩色标签吗Arethosejense-troddercolortabs?我以为那些都停产了呢Ithoughtthosewerediscontinued.确实是我从一些墨西哥的秘密渠道才能订到Theywere.IhadtoorderthemthroughsomeMexicanbackchannels.JuanJulio办公物资吗JuanJulioOficinaSupplies?我以为他们停业了呢Ithoughttheywentoutofbusiness.确实停业了但他们在瓦哈卡州开了个新店Theydid,buttheyopenedupanewoneinOaxaca.现在发生什么了啊Whatishappeningrightnow?好吧所有人回到工作岗位Okay,everybodygetbacktowork.然后Allison待会儿来我办公室我们继续搞定And,Allison,comebymyofficelatersowecankeepcrushingit.好了我们来过一遍歌♥单吧Allright,let,sgooveroursetlist歌♥单没必要所以怎么Setlist?Noneed.-So,what,你就随机播放你iPod里的东西吗you'rejustgonnaputyouriPodonshuffle?不但我可以你想知道为什么吗No,butIcould.Youwanttoknowwhy?因为你有的每一首歌♥都很劲爆吗Becauseeverysinglesongyouownisabanger?我下载的每一首歌♥都必须经过一系列的严苛测试EverysongIdownloadhastopassaseriesofrigoroustests来回答一个简单问题toansweronesimplequestion:它劲爆吗Isitabanger?每分钟多少拍有多少炸点Howmanybeatsperminute?Howmanydrops?炸点有多/B♥Howdopearethedrops?用到原声乐器了吗Wereanyacousticinstrumentsused?如果用了那就不劲爆Ifso,itisnotabanger.1.umineers美国民谣摇滚乐队我有次不小心卜载广一首Lumineers的歌♥IonceaccidentallydownloadedaLumineerssong.为了安全我只能扔掉整台电脑了Ihadtothrowawaymywholecomputerjusttobesafe.我感觉对我来说歌♥单连贯性是很重要的Ifeellike,tome,setlistflowisveryimportant.我是说我们基本上是气氛管理人Imean,we'rebasicallyvibecurators.恶哦不Ugh.Oh,no.我希望那个高中礼堂足够大因为我要带进一万个疯子Ihopethathighschoolauditorium'sbigenough,'causembringing10,000maniacs.有时候跟你做朋友真的很难Sometimesit,sreallyhardtobefriendswithyou.谢天谢地我们不用一起露面ThankGodwedon'thavetobeseentogether.我们需要啊我们是联合DJ啊-现在不是了跟你合作的是Yes,wedo.We,reco-DJs.-Notanymore.You,reworkingwith.DJ机器人DJRoboDrop.哦我希望这次舞会和我的毕业舞会一模一样0h,Ihopethatthispromisexactlylikemyseniorprom.主题我心永恒Theme:"Myheartwillgoon."照相亭有莱温斯基模仿者PhotoboothwithMonicaLewinskylook-alike.余兴聚会MeganRickerson的家After-party,MeganRickerson'shouse.她父母曾经让我们想喝多少喝多少Herparentsusedtoletusdrinkasmuchaswewanted.那一那就是我们应该开余兴聚会的地方That,s-that'swhereweshouldhavethisafter-party.或者不我们不行因为他们搬去监狱TOr,no,wecan't,becausetheymovedtoprison.舞会就仅仅是一个巨大聚会装满了微笑跳舞享受自我的人们Promisnothingbutahugepartyfullofsmiling,dancingpeopleenjoyingthemselves.真的是我最糟糕的噩梦It,sliterallymywor