AbbottElementary《小学风云（2021）》第三季第四集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
上豚凯徐Aardvark.Armadillo.蚂蚁食蚁兽Ant.Anteater.现在我在学区做研究员Nowthatmdoingmyfellowshipatthedistrict,我不在的时候会there,sarotationofsubstitutes有几个代课老师轮流教我的课whoareteachingmyclasswhilemgone.每次我回阿伯特Iliketopopbyandseehowthey'redoing我都会顺道去看看他们教得怎么样wheneverIhappentobeatAbbott只是简单简单的看一眼Justsomequick,light-touchcheck-ins,以示支持youknow,justtoshowsupport.他们甚至不知道我来了Theyhardlyevenknowmhere.羊驼鳄鱼Jessca:Alpaca.Alligator.我是一个小茶壶又矮又胖Kids:Jmalittleteapot,shortandstout)我的孩子们太无聊了他们都在跳Mykidsaresobored,they'remoshingto我是小茶壶了我们什么时候能回去maLittleTeapotoWhencanwegobackin?当我沸腾时听我呼喊JWhenIgetallsteamedup,hearmeshoutJ4把我翻过来把我倒出来JTipmeoverandpourmeoutJ你在啧什么啧啧提格斯Andwhatyoutsk'ingat,Tsk,in'Teagues?就是嗯你看看这个Ugh,just-1mean,look-lookatthis.我的孩了们在闹逛你懂我的意思吗Mykidsarejustmeandering.YouknowwhatImean?你看她甚至都不用伙伴制度我Youknow,she,snotevenusingthebuddysystem.I-Mm警报为什么响了啊Whatevensetoffthealarm?别看我Don'tlookatme.我只会在教堂和家里点亮蜡烛Churchorhomearetheonlyplacesmycandlesarelit.不过阿伯特小学倒是没被点着What,snotlitisanothercallfromAbbott.至少这次不是真的着火了Atleastit,snotafullfirethistime.嗯只是一些烟雾Mm.Justsomesmoke.好像有人在男生厕所里Seemslikesomeonelitacigarette点了根烟什么inoneoftheboys,bathrooms.What?香烟什么Cigarette?What?说真的这年头谁还抽烟啊Seriously,whostillsmokescigarettes?单身爸爸罪犯Singledads,criminals.还有莫顿他在哪里Morton.Whereishe?可能是在垃圾箱后面的小巷里抽烟ProbablyIightinupinabackalleybehindaDumpster.人♥渣♥Scumbag我们抓到他了梅丽莎把他嗅了出来Wegothim.Melissasniffedhimout.噢没错虽然你有薄荷糖你可以逃但是逃不掉Oh,yeah.Yougotmenthols,youcanrun,butyoucan'thide.只要再吸一口我就又回到了14岁Onewhiff,andIam14again我打算等上几年thinkin'mgonnawaitacoupleyears再试试beforeItryoneofthese.那你就重回16岁了Thatwouldonlymakeyou16.那味道总是让我想起我的叔叔Smellalwaysremindsmeofmyuncle.我姑姑以前会坐在椅子上抽着烟Oh,myauntusedtositinachairwithacig喝着灰皮诺葡萄酒给我讲蓝色月光侦探社andaglassofPinotGrigandrecount"Moonlighting"tome.是啊我叔叔以前也这么干过Yeah,myuncleusedtodothesamething,只不过是喝苏格兰威士忌讲前一晚的费城人队的比赛exceptitwasscotchandthePhilliesgamethenightbefore.童年啊童年啊Childhood.Childhood.话说回来但这确实是个问题Nah,butthisisarealproblem.Gregory:Mm-hmm.对哦当然Janine:Yeah.Oh,yeah,absolutely你从哪弄来的烟Wheredidyouevengetacigarette?就是你是法国小孩吗Yeah,whatyou,aFrenchchild?街角那人一美元卖♥♥给我的Theguyaroundthecornersoldittomeforadollar.一美元啊通货膨胀膨得有点厉害啊Adollar?Inflationiscrazy.但是你麻烦大了因为这里禁止吸烟Butyouareinbigtrouble,becausecigarettesarebanned.我看牌子上都没写啊NotonanyofthesignsIsaw.什么What?学校网站上写着禁止滑滑板Ontheschool'swebsite,wegot"noskateboarding,禁止吸电子烟禁止闲逛禁止胡闹禁止携带武器novaping,noloitering,nohorseplay,noweapons,禁止明火禁止欺凌禁止赌博noopenflames,nobullying,andnogambling."最后一项只针对学生对吧Thatlastone'sjustforstudents,though,right?里面没写香烟啥的There'snothinghereaboutcigarettes.你们有找到什么吗Didy'allfindanything?我在走廊上看到一个写着禁止Uh,well,Isawasigninthehallwaythatsaid"no,"但是禁止的内容被涂鸦盖掉了butwhateverwasunderitwasgraffitiedover.噢那个原来写的禁止涂鸦Yeah,thatwasa,nograffiti0sign.这封开学邮件列出了所有的注意事顶Thee-mailfromthetopoftheyearlistseverything我是说所有的注意事项包括把活蜘蛛带到学校andImeaneverythingincludingbringingalivespider可能会给予开除处罚toschoolisgroundsforexpulsion,但是完全没有写禁止吸烟butitdefinitelydoesn'tlistcigarettes.指尖陀螺都禁止了Fidgetspinners-banned.我们所有标识里似乎都没有禁止香烟Cigarettesjustseemtohaveevadedeverysignwe'veseen.等等所以是因为要禁止的东西太多Wait.Somanynewhazardshavecomeout我们忘记禁止香烟了吗thatweforgottoputcigarettesonthebanlist?哎呀我没有什么有用的话要说GeeWillikers,Ihavenothinghelpfultosay,所以我想我只能重申我们都意识到的问题rsoIguesslljustrestatetheproblemthatwe,reallawareof.那就是你-对我知道了That'syou.Yeah,Igotit.宝子们让我们先完成这些练习题Besties!Let,sfinishupthoseworksheets然后继续学习形容词吧sowecanmoveontoadjectives.杰丝卡州名需要大写吗JeSSCa,doIneedtocapitalizethenamesofthestates?人类唯一需要的是水食物住所和音乐Theonlyhumanneedsarewater,food,shelter,andmusic.但现在不用担心这此Butdon'tworryaboutthatrightnow.把注意力集中在完成你的练习题上Justfocusongettingyourworksheetsdone.我很抱歉Ooh.msorry.确实需要大写州名Youactuallydoneedtocapitalizethenamesofstates,因为专有名词需要大写becausethat,sthecorrectthingtodoforpropernouns.对吧你也不想养成坏习惯吧Right?Don'twanttobuildbadhabits.嗨我是珍妮杰丝卡Hi.mJanine.Jessca.很高兴认识你杰西卡Oh,it'snicetomeetyou,Jessica.杰丝卡不是西杰斯卡)essca.There,sno",Jess.Ca.你是谁来着Whoareyouagain?哦对不起Oh,sorry.我是提格斯老师这是我的教室mMissTeagues.Thisismyclassroom.哦你回来了啊Oh!You,reback朋友们看来我在这里的日子到头了Friends,lookslikemattheendofmytimehere.哦不不不不我只是过来跟他们打个招呼Oh,no,no,no,no.Iwasjustpoppingintosayhitothem.没错大家跟珍妮打个招呼吧That'sitEveryonesayhitoJaninel嗨珍妮All:Hi,Janine!哦不小朋友们是提格斯老师Oh.Uh,no,guys,it'sMissTeagues,大写T因为这是个专有名词withacapital"T"becauseit'sapropernoun.我们为什么要抛弃Isthereareasonwhywe'reabandoning语法规则-哦这才第一次练习题alltherulesofgrammar?Oh,inthefirstworksheet,我希望孩了们尽可能自♥由♥地书写Ilikeforthekidstowriteasfreelyaspossible.我们稍后再Mm.And,uh,we,lltackle讨论大写的问题capitalizationlater.非常感谢你能过来看看我们Thankyousomuchforstoppingby.再见珍妮-你看他刚才Bye,)anine.Oh,see,it'stheway再见珍妮你看他刚才Bye,Janine.Oh,see,it'stheway说这话的方式正是我想要改hesaidthatjustnowiswhatmtryingMmhmm.好吧让我们回到正题Alright.Let,sgetbacktoit.怎么没禁止香烟呢Howcouldcigarettesnotbebanned?
