AbbottElementary《小学风云（2021）》第三季第三集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
早上好早啊Goodmorninq.Goodmorninq.早上好Goodmorning.早上好霍华德老师Goodmorning,Mrs.Howard.塔里克恩Tariq.Huh?你来这儿做什么Whatareyoudoinghere?珍妮现在去学区（特区）工作了Janine,sdownatthedistrictnow.见鬼她搬去华盛顿rDanq,shemovedtoD.C.?你那手是不是没洗啊别放我学生身上Andtakeyourpresumablystickyhandsoffofmystudent.我的手肯定没洗啊就放我儿子身上Youmeantakemydefinitelystickyhandsoffofmyson.借用莫里波维奇的话你不是孩子的父亲ToquoteMauryPovich,vouarenotthefather.借用嘻哈传奇人物沙奎尔奥尼尔的话Andtoquotethehip-hopIeqendShaquilleO'Neal,孩子爹的基因根本不值一提hisbiologicaldidn'tbother.我和他妈妈约会都七周了See,I'vebeendatinghismamaforlikesevenweeks所以严格来说我现在是他继父sotechnically,mastepdaddyrightnow.对吧小塔里克Ain'tthatright,TariqJr.?他不叫这个名字Thatisnothisname.在学校过得愉快TJHey,haveaqooddayatschool,TJ.我爱你儿子Iloveyou,son.他就是喜欢我Hejustlikeme.四舍五入一下你现在应该是Iquessthistechnicallymakesyou,like,是我的继老师了吧mystepteachernow,right?挺好挺好That'scool.That'scool.塔里克Tariq橡皮泥交出来Play-Doh.我在学区的项目进展不错Myfellowshipattheschooldistrictisqoinggreat.我仍在熟悉情况mstillqettingthelayoftheland.我刚协助我们团队搞定了Ijustfinishedhelpingoutwithourteam's应急发电机计划这正合我意emerqencygeneratorplans,whichwasrightupmyalley因为我害怕各种自然灾害becausemafraidofallnaturaldisasters.虽然我们每人一生中都会遇到不少Ofwhichtherewillbescoresinourlifetime.我也喜欢在饮水机旁溜达Ialsolovetohanqoutbythewatercooler.暂时没听到什么八卦但我补了不少水Uh,noqossipyet,butmsuperhvdrated那啥咱们能不能先别录了andactuallyneedtowrapthisup我想在演讲前尿个尿所以sothatIcanpeebeforemybigpresentation,so.这就是为什么我提议用专项基金AndthisiswhyImproposinganeducationalinterpreter为雅培小学的一名听障学生forahard-of-hearingstudentatAbbottElementary提供翻译服务usingtheSpecializedServicesFund.这个情况是阿伯特小学的ThiswasbroughttomyattentionbyMr.JacobHill,雅各布希尔老师向我反馈的ateacheroveratAbbott.希尔老师是我们的老熟人了We'rewellawareofMr.Hill.他提交过好几次简历He'ssubmittedhisresumeseveraltimes虽然我们并没有在招人atthebehestofnoone.他的学生伊玛尼在勉强支撑HisstudenthernameisImaniismakingdo.希尔老师懂一些手语Youknow,Mr.HillknowssomesignIanguaqe,但我们可以做更多butWecouldbedoingmore.所以这只是针对一个孩子的项目Sothisprojectisforiustonekid?是的-好吧Mm-hmm.Allright.根据指导方针准了Followtheguidelines,andit'sapproved.谢谢大家Thankyou.我天啊Oh,myGod!你觉得手语翻译多快能招到Howfastdoyouthinkwecanqetaninterpreterdownhere?好消息是这取决于你Theqoodnewsis,that'scompletelyuptoyou.天我选明天不我选今天Oh,mvGod.Ipicktomorrow.No,Ipicktoday.嘿还真是激进呢Simon:Whoa,that'sambitious.友善提醒因为只有一个孩子Justaheadsup,sinceitisonlvforonekid所以审批和文书包括招聘工作youqottadoalltheapprovalsandpaperwork都要你自己来做andhirinqyourself.可不好办哈祝你好运喽Itwon'tbeeasy,so,uh.qoodluck.这是飓风营救里的台词吧nJaken,"right?没想到你能听出来1didn'tthinkyou'dgetthat那电影好有趣啊Whatafunmovie.珍妮不需要运气她有特殊技能傍身Well,Janinedoesn'tneedluck.Shehasaspecialsetofskills.路我们要去的地方不需要路Roads?Wherewe'reqoing,wedon'tneedroads.这不是飓风营救的台词-我知道That'snotfrom"Taken."No,Iknow.我以为只要模仿电影台词就可以了Ithoughtwewerejustdoinglinesfrommovies.我也很喜欢飓风营救的CauseIIovenTaken,"right?天他们把我女儿抓走了"Aw,man,theytookmydauqhter!,我其实还没看过但我得先去忙了Ihaven'tseenit,butIshouldworkonthis.加油加油-谢谢Goqet'em.Thanks.哟埃迪老师正吃午饭呢Yo,mymanMr.Eddieeatinghislunch.老哥在吃沙拉呢Brobeeatingsalad.嘿埃迪老师Yo,Mr.Eddie吃蔬菜能帮你泡妞吗doeseatingvegetableshelpyougettheladies?必须能啊能泡一堆妞呢It'sqotto.Youbeqettingmadfemales菜吃得越多妞泡得越多绝对的Morevegetablesmorefemales.Bet.你是想告诉我们这个道理吧埃迪老师That'swhatyoutellin,us,Mr.Eddie?我什么都没说veliterallysaidnothing.哟这家伙还真低调呢Nah,brothat'slow-keyqenius.菜吃的越多Moreqreens.妞泡得越多Toqether.moregirls!一开始只是偶尔一两个人过来First,itwasoneortwoofthemcomingineveryonceinawhile.现在其他孩子也会加入而且天天如此Nowothershavejoined,andit'severydav.原来最近莫顿老师会在午餐时IfoundoutMr.Morton'sbeenusinghisclassroom占用教室做情倡治疗forlunchtimecouplestherapy,所以他们没处可去sotheyhavenowhereelsetohanq.真希望莫顿两口子能考虑下IwishtheMortonsunderstoodthecollateraldamaqe他俩的关系造成的附带伤害theirrelationshipiscausing.埃迪老师你觉得金莺队Mr.Eddie,doyouthinktheOrioles-这是事情经过亲爱的Well,that,swhathappenshon.嘿看看是谁来了Hev.Lookwhoitis.我忘了说了塔里克现在成了我班上IforgottomentionthatTariqisnowthefather一个学生的父亲了ofoneofthestudentsinmyclass.知道吗我太习惯于护上珍妮Youknow,IqotsoqoodatignorinqJanine,从没注意到她怀孕了Inevernoticedshewaspregnant.那孩子没生孩子Thatchilddoesnothaveachild.塔里克只是在和我学生的妈妈约会Tariqisiustdatingthestudentsmother.啊-你好霍华德老师Ah.Tariq:Hey,Mrs.Howard.Hi.你好刻薄的意大利女人Hey,meanItalianlady.塔里克你不能总这么不请白来Tariq,voucannotkeepshowinguphereunannounced.我知道但这是紧急情况Okay,butit'sanemergency.我不小心把我的午餐装给他了IaccidentallvtookTJ'slunchandIqavehimmine,我这不赶紧来换一下吗soImmaiustswitchtheseoutrealquick这个我拿走了花♥花♥公♥子♥Takethatfromyou,Plavboy.谢谢你我马上就I澈Thankyou.AndImoutofyourhair.这是速食午餐ThatisaLunchable.而且还很好吃呢Anditisdelicious.好吧一天愉快小詹姆斯Allriqht,haveagooddayJunior.你才不是我爸You'renotmydad!这孩子真搞笑Thatboyhilarious.肯定是遗传了我各位拜拜Andheqetthatfromme.Bye,y'all.所以要想找到一位手语翻译So,IfiguredouthowtomakethisASLinterpreterhappen.我只需找几个合格的候选人AllIneedtodoisfindsomequalifiedcandidates,给他们面试填些文件interviewthem,filloutthispaperwork,做个背景调查thendoabackgroundcheck,然后开张就业证明followedbyanemploymentverification通过匹配性检查andthenacompatibilitycheck.跟会计部谈话And
