ResidentAlien《外星居民（2021）》第三季第五集完整中英文对照剧本.docx
外星居民前情提要Previouslyon"ResidentAlien".我什么也没告诉你Ihavenottoldyouanything.对灰人来说你狗屁不是YouarenothingtotheGreys.他们不会让你活命的Idonotthinktheywillletyoulive.灰人要利用火山喷发的强大力量TheGreyswillharnesstheintensepowerofthecaldera.但我不知道他们为何这样做ButIdonotknowwhytheyaredoingit.他们无法在地球的重力下长♥期♥存活TheycannotlivelonginEarth'sgravity.至少让我记住此刻Atleastletmerememberthistime.彼得信任我Petertrustedme.如果彼得信任你IfPetertrustedyou,就会把钥匙给你hewouldhavegivenyouthekey.想要对抗外星人Whobettertofightaliens还有谁比能看见外星人的人更适合thansomeonewhocanseealiens?你是蓝鸟族的You'reaBlueAvian.能换身衣服吗CanIchange?原来海瑟长这样Huh.IseeHeather.我知道怎么回事了Iknowwhatthisis.我双膝发软手心冒汗Mykneesareweak,andmypalmsaresweating.我恋爱了Iaminlove.这个球似乎是有机体Theballappearstobeorganic.只有地球外星生物哈利能操控它ItcanonlybecontrolledbytheEarthalienHarry.带他来见我们Bringhimtous.外星居民第三季第5集看啊Ooh,oh,look!那些蠢人类看起来像蚂蚁Thedumbhumanslooklikeants.你们没有翅膀只有腿傻站在地上Youlooksostupidonyourlegswithnowings看着蠢到家了onthedumbground!我们的生活不管哪方面都比你们的好Ourlifeisbetterthanyoursineveryway!吸引力是种简单的物理学Attractionissimplephysics.所有有质量的物体之间都有一种吸引力Allobjectswithmassaredrawntoeachother直到相遇才得以释放tilltheymeetandthereisarelease.海瑟与我日益亲密HeatherandIhavebecomeveryclose,巴克斯宠物店说明我对她的吸引力很强sothepullIfeeltowardherisstrong.一家新店Oh,thisisanewshop.不哈利不要No.Harry,no.J不管跟谁一起都可以JJWithwhoeveryouwannadoitwith?喂搞什么Comeon,comeon!你们搞什么Whatareyoudoing?雄性天堂鸟挺起胸膛Themalebirdofparadisepuffsouthischest精心表演了一段舞蹈andperformsanelaboratedance来吸引雌性的注意toattractafemalemate.J你想去哪就去哪JJ,YougottagowhereyouwannagoJJ想干什么就干什么JJDowhatyouwannado?/不管跟谁一起都可以JJWithwhoeveryouwannadoitwith?我以前也感受过这种吸引力但从未如此Ihavefeltthepullbefore,butnotlikethis.我只想跟她在一起AllIwantistobewithher.甚至她从不洗澡1donotevenmindthatshenevershowers只在儿童泳池里戏水也不介意andinsteadjustsplashesaroundinakiddiepool.J你不懂J/Youdon'tunderstandJJ像我这样的女孩JJThatagirllikemecanlove?J一生只爱一个男人JJJUStoneman?J你已经离开三周J/You'vebeen-goneaweek?爸你见到哈利了吗Hey,Dad,haveyouseenHarry?我联♥系♥不上他Ihaven'tbeenabletoreachhim.好几天没见Notinacoupledays.但这是件好事Butit,sbeenagoodthing.终能好好卖♥♥我的派而不是一转身Igettosellmypiesinsteadofturningaround就发现少一个andnoticingoneofthemisgone.你约了杰的妈妈吗YouexpectingJay,smom?她问我是否能跟我一起住段时间Sosheaskedifshecouldstaywithmeforawhile.我还没同意1didn'tsayyes.我永远不会不跟你说就自作主张Iwouldnevercrossthatlinewithouttalkingtoyou特别是在我第一次没跟你说afterthatfirsttimeIcrossedtheline就自作主张之后-这些是她的药withouttalkingtoyou.Thesearehermedications.一个是胃药一个是帮助注意力集中的oneforstomach,oneforhelpconcentrating,还有她的牙套而且她晚上andthisisherretainerthatsheneverremembers从来不记得戴-所以towearatnight.-Sothen-她已经问过我了Shealreadyaskedme.Yeah.不不对是她已经告诉过我了No,sorry,shetoldme.抱歉你俩出什么问题了吗msorry.Arethingsbadwithyoutwo?没有No.目前她只是因为Rightnow,she,sjustmadbecause我不让她停学去探索世界而生气Itoldhershecan'tblowoffcollegetoexploretheworld.这点我完全支持你WhichItotallybackedyouupon.你了解杰YouknowJay.她现在交了新女朋友She'sgotthisnewgirlfriendnow,满脑户都是恋爱-对andit'sallaboutthat.-Yeah.你想跟女朋友一起去欧洲没问题YouwanttogoseeEuropewithyourgirlfriend?Great.大学毕业了就能去Youcangodothatafteryougetadegree.要不然我更愿意她跟你在一起Meanwhile,dratherseeherwithyou而不是在某个阿姆斯特丹旅馆里whilewaitingforacceptanceletters等录取通知书thaninsomehostelinAmsterdam.如果你不介意的话Thatis,ifyou,reOKwithit.我I.我很乐意接手她不是接手mhappytotakeher.Nottakeher.不是接手她Uh,nottakeher.这个词不合适1-badchoiceofwords.I-我很高兴她身边有你mhappyshehasyou.别把你的手♥机♥充电器借她Don'tletherborrowyourphonecharger,不然就再也看不到了oryou'llneverseeitagain.知道了Noted.J我恋爱了JJrminlove?J爱上了只漂亮的鸽子JJminlovewithabeautifuldove/J她如派般甜美JJ1Andshe,ssweetaspie?你来了之前去哪了Thereyouare.Wherewereyou?阿斯塔我恋爱了情不自禁想跳舞Asta,Iaminlove,anditmakesmewanttodance.天啊但还是没学会跳舞Oh,myGod,butitdidn,tteachyouhow.艾琳Ellen.你做头发了吗Didyoudosomethingwithyourhair?真好看Itlooksnice.你最好直一下他脑袋是不是受伤了Youmightwanttocheckhimforaheadinjury.谢谢Thankyou.我找了你三天Ihavebeentryingtoreachyouforthreedays.我一直跟海瑟在一起IhavebeenwithHeather.交♥配♥了好多次Havingsomuchintercourse.不断找新地方做真是让人性致满满Itisexcitingtofindnewplacestohavesex.对了你应该把车门关好Youshouldlockyourcardoors,bytheway.我们有麻烦了Wehaveaproblem.麦克和丽芙一直在搜查MikeandLivhavebeensearching外星追踪者的面包车theAlienTracker'svanand-等下你们在我车里做过了wait,didhavesexinmycar?没有No.才怪感觉爽极了Yes,itwasgood!但出于尊重我们只在后座上做过Uh,butweonlydiditinthebackseatoutofrespect.好吧晚点再来说界限的事OK,laterwewilltalkaboutboundaries.首先你是最后一个接触过Butfirst,youwerethelastpersontouse外星追踪者面包车的人theAlienTracker'svan.如果麦克和丽芙发现你的DNAIfMikeandLivfindyourDNA,他们就会知道他死前跟你在一起they'llknowthatyouwerewithhimbeforehedied.不可能That'simpossible.我用40张烧烤店的湿纸巾擦过那个面包车Iusedover40wetwipesfromabarbecuerestaurant还用5张擦过我自己他们什么也找不到onthatvanandfiveonmyself.Theywillfindnothing.还有这个面包车在哪锁门了吗Also,whereisthisvan?Andisitlocked?你不准在那车里做♥爱♥You'renothavingsexinthevan.除非我不知道它在哪NotifIdon'tknowwhereitis.你都擦干净了吗Didyoucleanallofit?我还是知道怎么清洁车的IthinkIknowhowtocleanacar.还有我只记得Also,Ij
